Difference between revisions of "Hang Outs by Region"

“

There! You're all cleaned! Want to fetch the stick some more? No? Well, that's okay. I need to take a nap anyway, so I guess you can stop being my pet now and go do fun doggie things. Thanks for being such a good friend.

— Werewolf form

“

There! You're all cleaned! Want to fetch the stick some more? No? Well, that's okay. I need to take a nap anyway, so I guess you can stop being my pet now and go graze or whatever. Thanks for being such a good friend.

— Cow form

35 [favor] with Lawara

300 XP in your Beast Form

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Thanks for visiting me. I appreciate the company, although I'm not sure why you bother. I hope you learned something vaguely useful about whittling!

35 [favor] with Lawara

300 Carpentry XP

“

You're clean! No, keep the comb, I made it out of femurs just for you! You shouldn't share combs with other people, you know.

12 [favor] with Lawara

 

Louse Comb

“

Well it sounds like we both got mind-wiped pretty deep. I have a confession... I think I was a very dangerous person once. My hands know how to hurt people very badly. It's really scary. I mean, I can kill you right now without breaking a sweat. No, no, don't worry! I'm not that person anymore. I'm just going to stay in here and make some art. The outside world can go screw itself. But I can show you a choke-hold I just remembered. Here, stand still..."

20 [favor] with Lawara

300 Unarmed XP

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Ttk. You were too noisy. Next time, be more quiet. Food only tastes good if you catch it unaware.

• 35 favor

“

Again, the hunting was good. So many of your kind are afraid of simply sitting in perfect silence. It is hard to take them seriously.

— Azalak

• 35 favor
• 

   

  Venison
  x6
• 

   

  Rough Animal Skin
  x4

• 35 favor

 

Venison

x6

 

Rough Animal Skin

x4

“

Well, we put one doe out of her misery, but that sickly wolf got away. Still, not that bad a job. Here, keep the deer parts, I don't want them.

20 favor with Fila

2 Vension

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Nothing! I think I killed them all already, but you never know when one of those little milksops will come back! Thanks for helping me patrol. You can keep that collar in case you find one.

65 favor with Fila

1 Cold Iron Shackles

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Are all dark fey "evil"? No! That's so racist!

Look, most dark fey just don't think the way you do, because they live forever in a dimension of pure hatred and pain. So it's hard to relate to you. But that doesn't make them evil!

I mean, compare them to mages who become undead so they can live forever. Would you call THEM evil?

What, really? I just don't get you.

5 Favor with Fila

25 Lore

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Thanks for your help, that would have really hurt to do on my own. The traps are made of cold iron, and they burn my flesh if I touch them! But since you set them for me, I guess I won't need these bandages. Maybe you can use them.

20 Favor with Fila

3 Simple First Aid Kits

27 Favor with Fila

100 Coins

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So... I owe you an apology for my reaction to that deer made of dark energy, or whatever the hell that was. I know my shrieking didn't make the fight any easier. But we got out alive! That's what counts, right?

27 favor with Ivyn

100 Unarmed XP

1x

 

Anchor Rune

20 Favor with Ivyn

25 Lore XP

1x

 

Chicken and Broccoli

“

It's pretty rare to find someone around town who's willing to work that hard! I'm impressed! Take these fresh vegetables as payment.

65 favor with Ivyn

200 Gardening XP

10x

 

Broccoli

“

Quite a haul we got! Here's your share, thanks for the help!

37.8 Favor with Ivyn

50 Gardening XP

3x

 

Bottle of Fertilizer

“

And that's not even the worst part! The worst part is that we no longer have any representation! It's practically a dictatorship! Ah, but listen to me. If those wizards were really dictators, I suppose I'd have been smote down for my complaints by now, eh?

12 favor with Ivyn

25 Lore XP

“

Right, I think you're on to something there: enchant the pick with Tsavorite somehow, and it'd dig up bigger hauls! Here, I have some spare Tsavorite. Now if we just knew an enchantment formula to use it! But anyway, good talking with you.

27 favor with Blanche

100 Geology XP

 

Tsavorite

x 2

“

You're good at this! I fel kind of left out. But it was fun watching you cast fireballs! Here, keep this.

27 favor with Blanche

200 Fire Magic XP

 

Fire Dust

x 3

12 favor with Blanche

10 Lore xp

“

Nothing but a mug and plate. Well, it was fun, even if it didn't net us many artifacts. Here's your share!

35 favor with Blanche

10 Lore XP

 

Plate

“

That was tedious, wasn't it? Well, we got some! That's what counts. Here's your share!

65 Favor with Blanche

100 Geology XP

 

Rubywall Crystal

x 10

“

The scenery was great, wasn't it? Even if the meditation was kind of a drag. Well, not every meditation session goes as planned, you know? But we just come back tomorrow and try again.

65 favor with Echur

300 Meditation XP

65 favor

450 Meditation XP

“

That one was too hallucinogenic for me. I prefer ones that focus the mind, not distract it. You keep the rest.

35 favor with Echur

25 Mycology XP

4 Blusher Mushroom

“

Now we're ready to face the day! Come back next week and meditate with me again.

12 favor with Echur

100 Meditation XP

“

I think I'm slowing down, so that's probably enough for me!

12 favor with Echur

50 Meditation XP

1 Cranium Powder

20 favor

200 Meditation XP

65 favor with Echur

400 Meditation XP

1 Ring of Telepathic Pestering (Level 30)

Recipe for Elven Infertility Cantrip

35 favor

300 Archery XP

 

Antler

x1

“

Thanks! It's a lot easier to restring these with two people working on 'em.

12 favor

150 Archery XP

“

Most of these experimental arrows sucked, but the frog-crotch arrows were pretty good. Let me keep working on the design; I think it oculd be pretty useful against unarmored foes.

20 favor

150 Archery XP

65 favor with Fainor

200 Mycology XP

20 Parasol Mushrrom

10 Mycena Mushroom

“

You do good work. Thanks. Here, dinner's on the house.

27 favor with Fainor

1 BBQ Ribs

“

Gods they stink inside! I'll take rotten fish any day over the smell of deer guts. You did good, though. Thanks.

20 favor with Fainor

200 Butchering XP

1 Vension

“

See? Wasn't that fun? Take these with you so you can have fun on your own later!

35 favor with Fainor

100 Cooking XP

5 Potato

12 favor with Fainor

100 Butchering XP

1 Pork Shoulder

“

You know what is more fun than that? Almost anything. But hey, thanks for keeping me company! Keep some crabs!

12 favor with Fainor

100 Fishing XP

5 Crab

“

Well, that was still pretty dull, but I appreciate your company. I'm gonna make some crab rolls with this batch. Oh, you don't know how? Let me teach you.

20 favor with Fainor

5 Crab

Recipe for Crab Roll

“

So you like lentils in the salad but hate lentil soup. Got it.

12 favor with Fainor

100 Gourmand XP

“

Thanks. With an extra pair of hands it goes a lot faster! I can groom them while you milk them. Hey, here, take this as thanks.

5 favor

Bottle of Milk

“

Well, that could have gone better. Blanche's new pet chicken is just not a smart bird. We can make her friendly to strangers, but Blanche wanted her to do tricks, and I just don't think that's happening. I'll break the news to Blanche -- don't worry about it. Thanks for your help today.

Must train Animal Handling

20 favor with Gisli

250 Animal Handling XP

12 favor with Hulon

25 Lore XP

“

These are dramatically low. Joeh's cheating the council again! He even admits it, says he doesn't have to pay the whole thing because the city doesn't have full council services. Well, they never will if he never pays his taxes! Why don't elves understand how important this is?

Well, you did well. Here's a fair wage.

35 favor with Hulon

400 Councils

“

You found two errors! That's impressive. You know, the Council never finds any errors when I send the books in. Are they even overseeing me at all? Sometimes I wonder.

65 favor with Hulon

800 Councils

“

Ha ha, you know it! But that's enough slandering for a day. Back to work!

5 favor with Joeh

1x

 

Red Apple

“

Well, that was exhausting! And I had no idea you were so agile! Thank you for coming. Here's a token of my appreciation.

65 favor with Joeh

1 Joeh's Old Sword

Error: Item not foundRecipe: Elven Infertility Cantrip

“

Quite a workout! Next time, I should show you my other sparring technique. It doesn't use swords. It uses... other pointy things. But until then, thank you.

20 favor with Joeh

200 Sword XP

“

That tedium went by quicker than expected, eh?

12 favor with Joeh

100 Sword XP

12 favor with Joeh

10x

 

Shoddy Animal Skin

“

Little oinky bastards never knew what hit 'em! Here's your share!

27 favor with Joeh

10x

 

Bacon

“

No, no, the navel rings are stored back here, out of sight. Humans who come in are embarrassed and flustered by navel rings for some reason. Bad for business.

That was all of it. Thank you for your help! Here's some coin for your trouble.

20 [favor] with Larsan

250 coins

“

These necklaces are such a mess, and it's my fault. When Dwyndarre was being bombarded, I grabbed all my jewelry and stuffed it in a sack. People were screaming and smoke was everywhere, but I couldn't leave my inventory! Then my tree fell, and everyone around me died, but somehow I survived. I wandered for days, shocked and wounded, until Marna found me. She brought a bunch of us survivors here -- she's sort of our spiritual mayor, even if that human is the real mayor. Oh, listen to me prattle on. Anyway, thank you for helping with these infernal knots! Take this!

27 [favor] with Larsan

 

Ring of Multiple Lacerations

“

Only 32 legs! Well, it sounds impressive when I say it that way. But what I mean is: only 4 spiders! But thanks for the company. Have a spider's-worth.

• 12 [favor] with Marna
• 

   

  Spider Leg
  x 8

“

Whew! What a boring job! You really made the time fly, though. I thank you.

• 20 [favor] with Marna
• 200 First Aid XP

“

I'm so glad you helped me with this! I've been putting it off for months. So boring. But you really made the time fly by. Here, I want you to have these. We've got extras, so it's no big loss.

• 35 [favor] with Marna
• 

   

  Poison Resistance Potion
  x 2

“

Hah, you found a nice one! Did I ever tell you about my favorite find? I found it years ago. It made my hair perpetually shiny and silky to the touch. Don't tell anybody! It drives Rita insane with jealousy.

Huh? Oh, no, I love Rita! It's just that she's beautiful enough without magic, you know? In fact, if I were a few hundred years younger, I'd be pawning all over Rita, but she just seems so... young. Oh no, am I getting old? Oh gods! Is this how it starts?!

• 35 [favor] with Marna
• 

   

  Word of Power Scroll (level 2)
  x 3

Requires going through dialogue with Mushroom Jack to gain access to this Hangout.

“

That should do it! Keep this hat on at all times; it's my best one yet! And remember, if anyone says anything suspicious, stab them to see if they bleed.

42 favor with Mushroom Jack

1x

 

Brainwave Safety Hat

5x

 

Good First Aid Kit

“

Nothing! Not even a track! They have to be on to us! Otherwise we'd surely have at least seen footprints. I just don't know how we're going to catch them.

35 favor with Mushroom Jack

100 Myconic XP

“

No, your opinion is stupid, and you have no idea what you're talking about! Why am I even wasting my breath? Get out! But come back later, because I like yelling at idiots.

20 favor with Mushroom Jack

5x

 

Parasol Mushroom

“

Well... we didn't catch many fish, and that's my fault. I'm sorry about the false alarm. I swear I thought she was a myconian. It's okay, though, Rita will forgive us eventually.

35 favor with Mushroom Jack

50 Fishing XP

3x

 

Crab

2x

 

Clownfish

“

You remember anything? Nope, me neither. I guess that concoction caused memory loss! But look at all this junk you're carrying. I bet we had fun.

80 favor

1x

 

Tuft of Fur

1x

 

Power Potion

3x

 

Butter

“

That was perfect. Things were fuzzy and pleasant but not terrifying, and no vomit or memory loss. Can you read the formula back to me? It was two Blusher mushrooms and what else...

What? No! No, *you* were supposed to be writing it down, not me! Yes, I know I said I would, but that was *subterfuge* because someone was reading my mind at the time. You should have seen through that! Gah. Now we have to start over! You moron!

65 favor

250 Mycology XP

“

So that could have gone better. I'm pretty sure those weren't really rhinos we were fighting. I have huge gashes in my abdomen, like tiger cuts. Let's not do that again, okay? Oh, no, you can keep that hat. I've got a bunch of better ones.

60 favor

1x

 

Crude Animal Skin

1x

 

Brainwave Safety Hat

“

You know, I think it actually made us immune to mushrooms. Wait... that's grade-A myconian defense lager, that is! Ha ha ha! We win!

50 favor

Error: Item not foundRecipe:  Myconian Resistance Lager

“

Ow! No! You're doing it wrong! Okay... stop! Okay, you get an 'A' for effort, but let's call it a day.

12 [favor] with Rita

 

Hair Tie

x 2

35 [favor]

 

Navel Ring of Cleanliness

(Max Cleanliness +1)

“

That was fun! You were pretty good! But practice what I showed you for next time, okay?

95 [favor] with Rita

Error: Item not foundRecipe: Elven Sexual Energy Cantrip

“

She must have known we were watching her! That's why she used that creepy cantrip: to throw us off the trail. Elves wouldn't use that, it's slummy Human magic. We need to spy on her again later.

65 [favor] with Rita

Error: Item not foundRecipe: Human Hair-Cleaning Cantrip

“

It's a lot of work, I know! But don't let other races know. Elves take pride in making beauty look easy"

42 [favor] with Rita

50 Alchemy XP

Error: Item not foundRecipe:  Floral Soap

“

Hah, did you see them eating flowers? Flowers! They eat anything! But we shouldn't overdo it. They might get sick or something, I dunno. Better keep these.

20 [favor] with Rita

 

Violet

x 3

“

Quiet as usual. Well, aside from those tigers that tried to ambush us. Stupid tigers. Thanks for staying up with me!

35 [favor] with Sir Coth

 

Rough Animal Skin

x 10

Error: Item not foundRecipe: Human Anti-Drowsy Cantrip

“

Oh, it's beautiful now. Just lovely. Thank you.

12 [favor] with Sir Coth

200 Armor Patching XP

 

Good Armor Patch Kit

x 3

“

No, you're wrong. Anything she says can't be trusted because she's a minx. A minx, I say. If only she were a real person, like a Human or even a Rakky... but I guess then I wouldn't love her the same, eh? Well, thanks for lending your ear.

12 [favor] with Sir Coth

 

Apple Juice

“

Look, I have to rest my case: no animal in nature has two penises. Except some lizards. And snakes. Those don't have souls, either! It's really that simple: two dicks, no soul. No, no, you've said your piece. We'll have to agree to disagree.

20 [favor] with Sir Coth

25 Lore XP

“

Did you tip them off? No? Well how did they know to shut up about all their sneaking and backstabbing, then? I don't get it. Harumph. Well anyways, keep those potions I gave you. I'm sure an emergency will arise eventually. Just not today.

40 [favor] with Sir Coth

 

Regeneration Potion

x 3

“

Stand still. Stand still! It's not that hot, is it? Oh... oh dear.

Look I'm sorry I burned you. I was sure the metal was cool enough! I guess I just have really thick skin. But you'll heal! Don't worry!

12 [favor] with Tadion

“

I made sure it's not too hot this time! Yep, it fits. And hey, you keep this, and let's call it even?

12 [favor] with Tadion

 

Flanged Helm

“

Nothing like a long hard day of work to build up a thirst, huh? Here. Drink!

50 [favor] with Tadion

 

Bitter-Mint Tea

“

Well, I can't say these are good horseshoes you've made here. But thanks for your help, I'll use these for decorations or something.

20 [favor] with Tadion

100 Blacksmithing XP

“

This is applejack! Nelson Ballard taught me how to make it. He says lots of humans love it. Try it. You like it? Well, it's an 'acquired taste.' But you'll like it if you drink enough! I need to let this new stuff ferment, so I don't have a lot to share right now. But since you helped me, I'll teach you the recipes I use!

20 [favor] with Therese

Error: Item not foundRecipe:  Applejack (Un-Aged)

Error: Item not foundRecipe:  Applejack (Drinkable Cask)

“

No, no, no, the index finger goes up and down rhythmically while the middle finger goes side to side. This is not complicated! And the pinky rotates simultaneously... right.

Well, you at least understand the theory. Now just practice twenty thousand fireballs and you'll get the hang of it. Here. Velkort takes off his gloves. You need these more than I do. They'll smooth over all small errors in your prestidigitation.

27 favor with Velkort

50 Fire Magic XP

 

Velkort's Classy Gloves

125 favor with Velkort

200 Fire Magic XP

 

Pure Heart of Flame

“

Hah! You're quite agile for a neophyte. I hope your eyebrows grow back quickly.

20 favor with Velkort

250 Fire Magic XP

“

A truly tedious task, I know. But your moderately tolerable company made it less annoying.

35 favor with Velkort

100 Fire Magic XP

 

Fire Dust

x3

“

Well... you haven't convinced me that undead energy and elemental power come from the same source, but your theories are quite intriguing. Thank you for the discussion, it's far deeper than I had expected. Oh, no, take the leftover snacks with you. Otherwise I'd just feed them to Flamey.

35 favor with Velkort

50 Lore XP

 

Mild Cheddar Cheese

“

No, I don't really know what he eats. He's not undead, and he's not really an Elemental. The reason I kept him around was because he was so mysterious... now, though, I keep him around because he's so cute. Aren't you, little guy? Yes you are! Ahem.

10 favor with Velkort

25 Lore XP

“

Nothing. But we did get to play with slime. That's sort of a reward in itself.

12 [favor] with Zealo

50 Alchemy XP

“

Thanks! Here, keep a sponge for yourself.

5 [favor] with Zealo

 

Ambient Magic Sponge

“

I suppose it was too much to hope for. You are a meatling, and cannot get your nutrients from the soil. Thank you for trying, though. I guess I must accept that you're a violent murderer: it's just your nature.

20 [favor] with Mu

 

Strange Dirt

“

I disagree with that idea. Myconians aren't "vegan hippies", it's just that our version of "meat" is dirt. Don't you see? No? Well, another time then!

12 [favor] with Mu

“

You missed another one! There! No, smaller. See, under your thumb. Yes, it's small now, but in a few weeks it'd become a full-sized weed. You should take some pride in your work! Okay, fine! Thanks for your help. I'll do the rest later.

25 favor with Brianna Willer

 

Strange Dirt

x1

“

How's the shucking coming along? Well, okay, that's enough for now. Hm? That barley over there? No, no, that's eatin' barley! I use the low-protein barley for brewing, and the high-protein barley for bread. I'm all out of bread or I'd let you taste some. But here: let me write down my recipe for you.

40 Favor

Error: Item not foundRecipe:  Barley Bread

“

You almost understand it... you see, when the male fertilizes the eggs, only some of the male's memories are included. But all of the female's memories are included into the egg. For instance, I was the thirtieth egg my mother laid. I still have her memories of laying the 29 eggs before me. They are... horrible memories. More pickled fish? Oh, please, take it with you! You'll no doubt want to eat it later.

20 [favor] with Gershok

 

Pickled Fish

“

Good. The tusks are in place. Now just say whatever words come to mind. The actual phrases are not important -- only that the words are sincere. On the other hand, if you mis-align even a single tusk, you are quite likely to explode and die.

Hmm... perhaps you are not yet ready for this recipe. I will teach it to you in time. For now, you may keep the leftover teeth. Practice!

12 [favor] with Gershok

 

Boar Tusk

x 2

“

Yep. Just scramble the eggs good. Now pepper 'em within an inch of their lives! Well, I guess technically they're already dead. 's just something the missus used to say. Anyway, thanks for your help.

15 Favor

Recipe for Scrambled Egg

“

Thank you. I do so enjoy the company of humans in the bedroom. You could have been a little more enthusiastic for round four, though. Just a bit of constructive criticism! On the whole, quite a nice time.

— Human form

“

Ahh! It's been a while since I've had sex with an elf. I must say your attitude is quite refeshing: your#23 position was so enthusiastic, I almost believed you'd never had sex upside down before! Ha ha! Well, thank you, and let's do this again soon.

— Elf form

“

Well. That was fun! But... how do I broach this subject? I don't have thick fur like you do. And... you see where this is going, don't you? Those horrific scratches you gave me really threw me off my game.

Now, that's as much my fault as yours, but in the future, try to contain your ... claws, okay?

— Rakshasa form

“

I will admit it: that was quite fun. And that thing you do with your udder is exhilerating!

I didn't know what to expect, you see -- I've never had a talking cow proposition me before! And I'm glad I didn't turn down this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! But... I should stress the "once" part. I enjoyed myself, and I hope you did too, but let's never speak of this again, okay?

— Cow form

35 [Favor] with Rappanel

Post-Coital Bliss buff

“

I mean I know there are some good elves out there! It's not that! Its just that these elves are such scum! I heard Oritania was banished from Dwyndarre for having too much sex, and that's why she didn't die with the others. Can you imagine how much sex that must be?! She's a freak! They all are! Oh, my rolls are done baking. Here, take one! You're a good listener.

• 12 [favor] with Gretchen Salas
• 

   

  Gretchen's Potato Rolls

“

Okay, that's enough potatoes! Now I need to go age them. Here, take a swig of the finished stuff. Good huh? Yeah! This is my favorite vodka recipe. It was Lord Eltibule's secret vice!

• 40 [favor] with Gretchen Salas
• Error: Item not foundRecipe:  Potato Vodka (Un-Aged)
• Error: Item not foundRecipe:  Potato Vodka (Drinkable Cask)

“

And when the chief said I was entitled to a free fairy slave, I was supposed to somehow know that he'd already picked his favorite. But nope, I picked his favorite slave! You can see where this is going, right? So I'm ripping off her wings and she's screaming, and the chief says, "Jumjab, you idiot!" and... hey. Hey, are you ok? You went pale there. Oh, don't worry! I only torture slaves. That's... what they're for... Oh, this is going to be an awkward cultural misunderstanding, isn't it? Hmm. Here! Take this gift and forget about everything.

20 [favor] with Jumjab

 

Jumjab's Necrogloves

(gloves with necro gem embedded)

65 [favor] with Jumjab

1200 Corpse Talking XP

“

That's right! You're getting the hang of it. Why don't you keep that batch as payment?

20 [favor] with Jumjab

200 Corpse Talking XP

 

Fetish Bag

x 5

“

My wife named all of the green 'uns. Mangler, Mauler, Maimer, Mutilator... on and on. I killed most of 'em, and they'Ve given up on coming back, except for those two out there. They just never leave!

If you fight 'em, take these. They can maul you half to death in an instant, and you need something to fill you back up quick.

42 favor with Percy Evans

2x

 

Super Regeneration Potion

“

Welp, all the bear traps are empty except that one. I guess most of the dumb ones have already been caught in my traps. So... I've culled all the stupid bears. When you put that way it sounds depressing.

5 favor with Percy Evans

2x

 

Stringy Beast Meat

“

Lydia was a good woman and I miss her sorely. But what's worse is that I feel like part of her is still out there, anguished. And I don't know how to help her!

For a while I was trying these old Necromantic rituals I found in a book. Didn'T work worth a damn. Here, these are the leftover spell components I'd gathered. Maybe they're useful to you.

28.89 favor with Percy Evans

20x

 

Femur

3x

 

Rakshasa Skull

“

So Jenya -- my wizard -- she was a good elf. I mean, she gave me intellect and she was a pretty nice person. I do feel bad for putting her in a coma. It was an accident. But there's no jail for cows. I'd just be killed. Ah, sorry, I'll stop talking your ear off!

10 favor with Suspicious Cow

100 Cow XP

“

So then that little cat guy comes running out of the keep and he says 'I'll show you sturdy, Kleave!' and then he just starts punching a bull, you know? Just punching and punching. And this other cat person comes out and makes him stop. Those cat people have some serious rage issues. Not like us.

20 favor with Suspicious Cow

200 Cow xp

 

Grass

“

And he's all squeezing my udder and saying 'good cow, good cow'. I didn't want to pick him in the head because of what happened last tme. So I just said, 'I'm not really a cow, I'm a demon. If you don't stop touching my udders, I'll burn your flesh off.' And he runs, screaming. Haven't seen him since. A little worried about that...

25 favor with Suspicious Cow

200 Foraging XP

 

Grass

“

Anyway, that's the trick for getting the potato to roast just right. I just eat it plain after that! Butter is gross. Oh, but if you ever find sour cream, use that! It comes out of a cow too, but it's SO GOOD you have to try it.

12 [favor] with Jesina

100 Cooking XP

Error: Item not foundRecipe:  Perfectly Baked Potato

“

Weird... when I go out there alone, I see a lot more butterflies. I think maybe you scared them away. But it's okay! It was fun talking with you about nature.

25 [favor] with Jesina

100 Arthropod Anatomy XP

“

Yeah, I guess it'll take time. Her wings aren't permanently ruined, so that's the good news, I guess. But she still refuses to come out of the house...

12 [favor] with Jesina

“

I think she'll really like this. It'll remind her of home in the fey, before the war started. But... um, well, you'd better not stay around for dinner. I'm really sorry, but she'll freak. But take some of the food with you, at least!

25 [favor] with Jesina

250 Cooking XP

 

Fairy Puffs

x 2

“

Thanks for releasing all the fish. I just wouldn't feel right about killing them! But I enjoyed catching them with you. I hope you didn't mind my constant babbling about nature facts!

40 [favor] with Jesina

200 Fish and Snail Anatomy XP

“

Whew! Hard work always makes me feel better. How about you? Here, take this!

50 favor

4 Oregano

4 Carrot

“

Damn those snails! But we ran 'em off. Thanks for your help!

42 favor

1 Sie Antry's Bracelet or Sie Antry's Talisman

“

See? They make these piles of junk everywhere and they never clean up. Fairies are like no-good children, but you can't belt 'em. Frustratin' little fucks. Oh, don't give me that look, I like 'em fine. I'm just venting.

12 favor

2 Potato

28 councils

“

You're right. If we just got the orcs to fuck off for a few months, we could really get things under control. But barring that, I guess it'd take a massive army.... or an incredibly powerful magic spell...

20 favor

25 Lore XP

1 Mild Cheddar Cheese

35 favor with Braigon

 

Bottle of Whey

x2

“

Oh gods, it's like a smelly foot exploded! The stench is unbearable!

Let's call this batch a failure. But I learned something today. Did you?

35 favor with Braigon

500 Cheesemaking XP

12 favor with Braigon

 

Grass

x1

“

You know, the whey cheeses are some of the best cooking cheeses, and they're so simple to make! Let me show you how to make cream cheese, it's extremely versatile.

35 favor with Braigon

Recipe for Cream Cheese

5 favor with Braigon

• 35 favor with George Malder
• 500 Textile Creation XP
• 5 Carded Cotton

“

Isaac had the sweetest laugh. He would have grown up to be a tailor, I think. He liked playing with the cloth I made. Oh, I miss him even more than Lara.

...Is that bad? I can't believe I said that out loud, but it's true. I should miss them the same amount, right? What a thing to feel guilty about!

Anyway. Thanks for talking with me. You're a great listener!

• 35 favor with George Malder
• 500 Textile Creation XP
• 5 Carded Cotton

• 35 favor with George Malder
• 500 Textile Creation XP
• 5 Carded Cotton

“

Did you enjoy that as much as I? No? Weird. Well... here, then. Take these.

• 40 [favor]
• 100 Skinning XP
• 

   

  Decent Animal Skin
  x5
• 

   

  Nice Animal Skin
  x5

“

You skin like a child, but I pity you. Let me show you the correct way to perforate the ...stop, not like that! Oh, this will take forever.

• 35 [favor]
• 300 Skinning XP

“

No, no, it's not so bad. I use the age-old Rakshasa formula. Here, I'll teach it to you. Without this, I doubt there'd be many married Rakshasa couples left alive!

• 25 [favor]
• 25 Lore XP
• Error: Item not foundRecipe: Rakshasa Argument Curing Cantrip

“

Good thing I had the antidote on hand! That could have been bad, huh. Well, win some and lose some, like Sirine always said. Here, drink this, you need to stay hydrated after all this vomiting.

12 favor with Yetta

100 Alchemy XP

1 Bottle of Water

42 favor with Yetta

10 Weak Poisoned Knife

35 favor

Recipe for Memory Inhibitor (reduces combat XP by 50% for 1 hour)

3 Power Potion (If you learned Memory Inhibitor before hanging out, you will instead receive this)

12 favor

Bestows Pounding Headache effect (-25 power) for 30 minutes

“

And so I told her that if the tiger goes with *her*, then bedroom toys should go with *me*, but she said no, that... hey, are you okay?

Oh gods! I think it worked! You don't remember anything from the last hour, do you? Perfect!

Wait... no, that's not right. It just wiped your short-term memory. Not your long-term! What a waste. Here, keep the formula.

27 favor

Recipe for Perfect Memory Inhibitor

“

And *then* Sirine said... and you won't believe this... she said it was *my* fault because I didn't let her know about my hobby before we were married! But I didn't even know myself! Crazy, right? And then... hey.

Hey, it kicked in! Did it work? Oh crap. Okay... okay, listen to me: you're going to be okay. But you probably won't remember much of what happens in the next few hours. Just take it easy, okay? Um, just walk it off. Yeah, walk it off! *Oh gods please be okay...*

35 favor

Bestows Memory Inhibitor effect (no combat xp earned) for 2 hours

Bestows Overclocked Mind effect (+1 power/sec) for 2 hours

65 favor

Memory Enhancer x2

27 favor with Helena

1 Quality Sword

35 favor with Helena

500 Psychology XP

“

So yeah, there's four of these guys in this Red Wing Gang, all big dumb mantis people. I don't know mantis people from orcs, but they seemed pretty out of it. So I got them playing Rage Deck. I let them win a few then I did the double down a few times, where I bet them money I didn't have so I could keep playing expecting to clean them out. But they knew I was counting cards the whole time, because they could read my mind! They let me hang myself out to dry. I have never felt so humiliated. Or terrified. And now my pineal juice dealer wont talk to me because he says I "bring danger to his home." Whatever. I was trying to quit anyway.

12 favor with Helena

25 lore

“

And he just looks so muscular, working in the yard all day. Have you seen his arms? They're huge!

But yeah. Apparently he's not interested in me romantically at all. Life can be such bullcrap, you know?

12 favor with Helena

“

Excellent! You're learning quickly. Some day soon I expect you will best me! But not today.

20 favor with Hogan

500 Staff XP

“

I almost had it that time. One more try!

... are you okay? You're weaving dizzily. Did you not slap out like I Taught you? Or maybe I hit too hard. Let's call it a day, okay?

20 favor with Hogan

500 Staff XP

“

That was exhilarating in its own way. And the way you bravely stuck your face in that Gnasher's mouth to distract it -- a truly heroic tactic, but maybe next time you should try something else. If you do try that again, use this first.

20 favor with Hogan

1 Regeneration Potion

“

Human sages are wormy and bookish, preferring knowledge over power. It's obscene! Everyone knows that knowledge without use is immoral. A wise sage that can't even defend himself from monsters is... it's disgusting! How can humans tolerate such behavior?! And why would Sinda willingly learn from such a pathetic creature? What did I do wrong?

... My apologies. I got carried away. I know that humans ave their good points. In fact, I brought a human trinket with me as a placating gift. Hogan didn't want it, though. Do you?

27 favor with Yasinda

 

Earrings of Community

“

Yesssss. It helps! Briefly! Do not mind those bits that fell off of me. You may keep them! A memento!

12 Favor with Yalox

 

Nightmare Flesh

“

Yes! Is your throat aching? Mine toooo. It is glorious! But there is a poultice to fix sore throats. Let me teach you.

20 favor with Yalox

200 First Aid XP

25 favor

3 x

 

Red Wing Token

35 favor with Eveline Rastin

 

Eveline's Comfy Cowl

27 favor

1x

 

Necromancy Boost Potion 20%

“

I have mind-melded with Tavilak. At my insistence, she released the walls of her emotions and I felt her grief. I was unprepared. I am overcome with sorrow. I... suppose that I need time. Time to think. I apologize for taking too long; hopefully you did not encounter any trouble? Here: take the money in the cash box. Please just leave me alone for now!

— Irkima

70 favor with Irkima.

1500 Councils.

“

"... I am a ... diplomat, of a sort, for my people. A warrior diplomat, you might say. And i was dispatched to learn more about the Red Wings. ..."

35 favor

3 x

 

Red Wing Token

“

"Indeed. Did you know there are Psychic Mantises in my far-off home, the Great City of Insects? They look and behave like Irkima: bookish and logical, with incredible psychic powers and unnecessary hats. They consider my species inferior because we lack mental magics. But our shamans and fire-dervishes are far more effective in battle!

I like these Red Wings better. In fact, it is why I came here. But that is a story for another time, perhaps! You're an attentive listener, but I must return to my shop now. Here, a guest dropped one of these useless coins."

25 favor

 

Red Wing Token

“

" And here we have our piles of... oh. Oh, I forgot! Well, it's too late now: you've seen the secret: the Mystery Meat is dog meat.

Now, I understand that some cultures find this disturbing and upsetting, but please take into account that in MY culture, dog meat is delicious. Especially with my famous barbecue sauce! Try it! See, this is how you make the sauce... don't tell me that is undelicious -- I can tell when you are lying! Hahaha! Not really. I'm terrible at mindreading.

Oh, but don't tell anyone our secret or I will definitely kill you. That's not a joke, the queen will make me do it. So please, just keep quiet."

35 favor with Mandibles

Error: Item not foundRecipe:  Barbecued Mystery Meat

“

Willem Fangblade said, "Well, that's all the inventory done. What say we get more acquainted over a few beers? And then we'll see where it leads us! ... Or did I misunderstand your motive for helpin' me? I'm still tryin' to understand humans. But I like what I've learned so far! Anyway, let's call it a night. If I didn't misunderstand, then maybe we can get that drink some other night."

30 favor with Willem Fangblade

“

I hate working with this stuff. Being so vulnerable to it and all! Thanks for making it a little easier. Here. Take these. They're used in wolfsbane bombs.

24 favor

3 x

 

Field Mushroom

3 x

 

Perch

“

It feels good to do simple work like this, doesn't it? Thanks. Oh here, take this junk with you.

70 favor with Jace Soral

3 Power Potion Extreme

“

Again?! How are you so good at this? Are you using mind magic on us? This is dumb. I'm out.

70 favor with Jace Soral

32 Red Game Chip

8 Green Game Chip

“

Are your hands as full of splinters as mine are? Wow, that's a huge splinter... you win!

Hmm, I think your hand will get infected, actually. Here, let me help. Lamashu carefully removes your splinters. You have strong masculine hands. They would be sexy to some... but infections are never sexy.

20 favor with Lamashu

 

Cedar Wood

x10

 

Simple First Aid Kit

x1

“

That's adequate workmanship! Now I have to haul this thing all the way to town. Thanks for your help.

35 favor with Lamashu

500 Carpentry XP

50 favor with Sanja

500 Lycanthropy XP

57 favor

750 Lycanthropy XP

65 favor

1500 Lycanthropy XP

 

Amulet of Competent Lycanthropy

(Level 40)

20 favor

100 Lycanthropy XP

 

Dirt Shield Potion

5 favor

 

Wolfen Speed Juice

“

Arisetsu was super angry and she said to Vol, "to protect Hope, I would end Death if I must. Do not doubt my conviction or my power," and so that started another fight, because Vol said... well, we're out of time and it doesn't matter what he said.

To sum up, there's been a lot of lover's spats over the centuries, but amazingly, Vol, the god of Death, is still Arisetsu's lover, eighteen thousand years later! That's really weird, right? Hope and Death as lovers? I know!

Have you ever heard the folk tale that says if your situation is truely hopeless and you pray to Arisetsu, you'll die in your sleep? Well, don't go spreading this around, but it's true! As a gift to Arisetsu, Vol changed reality so that you really will die peacefully in your sleep if your situation is truly hopeless. Arisetsu was pretty upset about that for a few hundred years, but she's gotten used to it.

They say Arisetsu has made Vol kinder, but I think Vol has rubbed off on Arisetsu a lot more. Arisetsu hates the undead... really seriously HATES them... and I think it's all because Vol hates them. If she didn't care for Vol I don't think she'd care about the undead either.

Okay.. that's enough for today. You did great!

50 favor with Gloria Stonecurl

500 Priest XP

“

Gloria Stonecurl said, "Nope, you treat poison with the Remedy blessing, it works faster. Now don't get discouraged, you're learning really quickly! Just remember the acronyms I've taught you: W.A.R.M.T.H. for helping people, and B.U.R.N. for undead. Got it? Okay, that's enough for one lesson!"

53.5 favor with Gloria Stonecurl

600 Priest XP

“

Gloria Stonecurl said, "...and it should go without saying that you NEVER use cauterizing heat on a patient without explicit permissions, unless they're unconscious and bleeding out.

Okay that's probably enough for today. I know it's overwhelming, but you're doing fine. You've got the basic ideas. Now you just need some hands-on experience triaging battlefields!"

69.55 favor with Gloria Stonecurl

800 Priest XP

“

Gloria Stonecurl said, "You've got the basics of admonishing and castigating. Now, when it comes to undead, you want to use Castigation every time. It's super effective against them! In fact, the only thing more deadly to undead is a Flamestrike. I don't know that technique, but I've seen it done before. Boom! Exploded undead everywhere. Maybe you can learn that technique somewhere, but for now, stick with Castigation. It's tried and true and it always works.

69.55 favor with Gloria Stonecurl

1000 Priest XP

20 favor with Landri the Cold

300 Fire Magic XP

20 favor with Landri the Cold

300 Fire Magic XP

“

Thank you for helping. Did you get the formula we were using? Good. It's not the most potent thing in the world, but it's the basis for more powerful versions.

50 favor with Landri the Cold

Recipe for Coldbite Potion

“

Thank you for helping. I hope you learned something from all of that!

95 favor with Landri the Cold

Recipe for Coldgnaw Potion

“

Thank you for helping. This Coldrend formula is the most potent I know, but they say there are much more powerful versions out there, lost in old books somewhere. Romantic thought, isn't it?

140 favor with Landri the Cold

Recipe for Coldrend Potion

“

Always snowy! I've been here two months and it's stopped snowing maybe once. Oh, but thanks for your help, dear! Looks like there's some onions we didn't get to, if you want them.

12 [favor] with Laura Neth

 

Onion

x6

50 Cooking XP

“

And the smell! Oh gods I'll never forget the stench of their prison. You know what, let's stop talking about this. I thought it would be therapeutic, but I think it's just a little too much right now. Thank you for caring, though. Here, take a snack!

20 [favor] with Laura Neth

 

Banana

x2

“

These aren't my famous cheesy biscuits, but they're still a pretty good meal, aren't they? I love trying to combine bread and seafood, it's such a challenge! Let me write down the recipe for you. Thank you for your help!

35 [favor] with Laura Neth

Recipe for:

 

Laura's Crab Biscuits

“

My father's a were. Which means, since I'm not, that means... I'm adopted. He never told me that's how it worked! I learned it from some boor who was making fun of me.

I just don't like 'em. Not as bad as orcs, but pretty bad, you know? Here, you should carry one of these just in case.

20 [favor] with Laura Neth

 

Simple Silver Knife

“

Oh, you're so good at this! Thank you so much, I always have a hard time with the cheese making. The stench of the curds is what does it. And I pay Ukorga to get the sheep's milk for me -- imagine if you had to milk your own just to make some cheese!

Like the taste? it's my sister's recipe. A mild, simple cheese, perfect for snacking. Thanks for everything, but now I have to clean up!

65 [favor] with Laura Neth

Recipe for:

 

Laressa's Cheese

80 [favor] with Laura Neth

Recipe for:

 

Laura's Cheesy Beets

“

We make quite a pair, you and I. You should come work for me. I'd pay you in meat. Like this! Think it over.

• 27 favor with Ukorga
• 300 Butchering XP
• 1 Mutton

“

Yep, that'll keep the road visible for another couple of days.

• 35 favor with Ukorga

“

And that's why it's unfair to make me pay taxes! Yes, the Council cleared this so-called 'road', but there's not been a guard through here in months! Oh here, thanks for the help! If you're still here in a week, come back and help again. I'd appreciate it!

• 35 favor with Ukorga
• 3 Decent Leather Rolls

“

I tell you, this area represents a love of praise. Not a love of cautiousness. That's ridiculous! Your hypothesis is stupid and you're stupid!

Okay. I was out of line there. I'm sorry. Let's call it a day, okay?

20 [favor] with Glajur

500 Human Phrenology XP

“

You seriously think this whole section of the skull represents self-esteem? Stupid idea.

I don't have to refute your evidence! You have to refute mine! According to Phsyiognomy theory, big ears map to sexual frustration in Rakshasa, not self esteem. So there.

Okay, fine, I made that up. You're probably right. Happy? Asshole.

20 [favor] with Glajur

500 Rakshasa Phrenology or Goblin Phrenology XP

“

That's bullshit! No, you said you thought it was a bump for 'Conscientiousness". You can't pretend you said "Cautiousness" now. That's bullshit! Argh!

Why can't you just let me win an argument? Can't you see how important this is to me? I have a huge 'Love of Approbation' nodule on my skull here. Science says you should let me win!

20 [favor] with Glajur

500 Goblin Phrenology XP

“

See? Like that! The trick to aiming with the sight is to keep the damned thing still when you fire, so you don't get black eyes. And hey... I'm sorry about your black eye. Is your head feeling better yet? Keep this, practice later when you feel better!

10 favor

 

Stock Crossbow

Gives you a Pounding Headache (debuff): -25 Max Power for one hour.

“

I mean, what would Rick see in a rakkie anyway? They have all that body hair... don't humans hate body hair? No, that's elves. I guess rakkies have fur, not hair. Still sounds uncomfortable. I bet rakkies' clothes pinch all the time!

Wait, I just had a thought. I bet when Sona comes in out of the snow, she smells like a wet dog! No, I haven't sniffed her, but I bet that's what wet rakkies smell like! *Gasp* And that's why rakkies love the desert! Holy crap, I think I had a revelation!

Or... it could be the stout talking. Anyway, I should get back to work. Thanks for chatting and drinking with me!

30 favor

You consume an alcoholic beverage. (Warning: This is a high level alcohol. It can easily result in death upon finishing the hangout if alcohol tolerance is low.)

“

oh, no, don't be silly. Mox didn't "love" Nadile. She was just a floozie he was living with.

... I guess she was his childhood friend... and he did follow her all the way to Kem Taruhr so he could be in the same university as her... and they fought in the goblin wars together... and then they started living together... oh crap! What have I done? He was IN LOVE with that naugrim!

I ... don't know how to feel. Hey, I'm going to break out the strong stuff and get REALLY hammered! ... No. I can't keep running from this. I'm gonna have to talk to Mox about Nadile. Here. Take this shite whisky so I'm not tempted.

30 favor

 

Burn-Throat

“

So I asked Mox straight out if he loved Nadile, and that was his reply: "yes, of course I loved her, do you think I'd just sleep with a woman I didn't love?" He was OFFENDED that I even asked! And rightly so. I'm a horrible monster. I should have let him out of the wedding arrangement. Maybe there's a clause... if we'd both agreed, we could have figured something out! But I thought he wanted this. And he's... well, just look at him, I know I wanted this... He said he wanted to marry me! Oh, why wouldn't he have told me?!

You're a good friend. Can you help me with this? I need to know how Mox really feels. He's angry at me right now and he's acting defensive. But he'll open up to you. Just hang out with him, get him to talk about Nadine. And about me. Will you do that please?

30 favor

Unlocks Hang Out with Mox Warcut "Talk about Nadile, Mox's old girlfriend"

“

He said WHAT about my rack?! I knew he was peeking at night, that pervert!

Thank you. You've helped put my mind at ease. I still don't know how I feel about taking him away from Nadile, but knowing that he's not sitting over there secretly broken-hearted -- that's a good thing! Cheers! And here. This is ... something embarrassing from my past that I don't want anymore.

27 favor

 

Bellema's Old Pledge Ring

“

"Hahaha! Wait, damn it all! I laughed, but only because your joke was so awful! Mycelium museum doesn't even rhyme! Or make sense! Okay, my turn... we're both about out of material here... have I tried this one? Why did the two algae get married? They took a lichen to each other! ...nothing? Then the final score is 3 to 2, I win! No, I said that laugh didn't count!... Fine, it's a tie! Didja like the mushroom bites? Well, next time YOU make 'em, 'cuz they're a pain in the ass! Here's the recipe."

30 Favor with Hemmit Magmagrip

Recipe for Spicy Porcini Bites

The ability to learn more mushroom-grow boxes gets unlocked (i.e. Epic Crop Mushroom Box).

“

That's impressive, but you need to be able to sustain your offense better! Any jackass can throw a few bombs -- not as deadly as yours, but still pretty nasty. The trick is being able to throw dozens of bombs in a fight.

Let me show you a trick I use to feed the alembic faster. Now this is a Mox Warcut special, so don't go sharing' it with anybody!

50 favor with Mox Warcut

15,000 Battle Chemistry XP

“

You're not foolin' me, you know: I realize Bellema put you up to this. She's worried that she broke up 'true love' or something. But it's just like I told her went we got engaged: I loved Nadile, but we always knew it wasn't going to last. Nadile knew I would have to leave her before my 50th birthday because of my marriage contract. I waited until a month before the deadline. Then we said our goodbyes forever, and now I'm here with Bellema.

Tell Bellema she's a daft girl for worrying about me. It's sweet. But I'm okay. Not everything in life is fair, but that doesn't mean I have to be distraught like an elf every time something bad happens.

And besides, Bellema has a rack that'd put Nadile's to shame! Hahahaha!

20 favor

Unlocks Hang Out with Bellema Deftwhisper "Fill Bellema in on your talk with Mox"

“

Hahaha! Amazing! You're a LOT more flexible than you look! But if you're gonna apply bandages with your mouth, you need to keep your mouth further away from the injury site. Mouths are full of diseasy stuff. Look: wrap it like this, then... right. Around the muzzle. See?

Okay, now show me how you splint a broken bone!

35 favor with Mox Warcut

15000 First Aid XP

? favor

45 favor with Melandria

1000 Orcish XP

“

It's just that orc women have an uncontrollable fertility cycle, like human women. They just ovulate and ovulate, month after month! Which can be messy. Plus, orcs refuse to learn infertility cantrips, so to avoid pregnancy they use these horrible sheep-skin things on their dicks. So they just use me when sex is too much work. *Sigh* Listen to my apologetics. I don't mean to say that I LIKE being a sex slave! But the sex is less terrible than cleaning the bathrooms or having to kill and clean the meat... I skinned my first deer as a slave here, and it was a VERY traumatic experience. ... Anyway, that's quite enough about me! Thanks for being a good listener. Want some fruit?

25 favor with Melandria

 

Banana

x1

65 favor with Melandria

Bestows Auk Gur-Horta effect (Max Sidebar Slots +2) for 2 hours

“

I-it's s-so h-hard to do alchemy w-with h-hooves! I e-envy h-humans so much! B-but y-you really helped. Thanks. Take t-this.

27 [favor] with Daisy

“

Oh man, I think mine's wearing off. Is yours wearing off, too? Well, thank you so much for helping me make it!

Bounceweed helps me with my stuttering problem, that's why I take it. And I admit it's pretty fun, too! B-but it's addictive, s-so I t-try... d-damn it! I-it's back. Daisy sighs. G-g-goodbye for n-n-now.

Requires completing Hang Out 'Help Daisy mix some chemicals'

65 [favor] with Daisy

 

Bounceweed

x 4

“

I loved being Monte's familiar. He even secretly let me apprentice under him. Yeah, an apprentice deer! I focused on alchemy mainly. But one day Monte went catatonic. Maybe he backfired a spell... I don't know. I tried to counterspell it, but I was useless. I fled, leaving Spot behind to tent to his body. Because we all know what happens to familiars who outlive their wizards!

His lasting gift to me was the Awakening I cast on Jumper. He'd helped me prepare a version of the ritual I could cast. It was a one-time thing, but it worked! Jumper was my old crush back when I was just a normal deer. And now we're happy together! I g-guess t-that... oh d-d-damn. My st-stutter is b-back. W-well, I h-hope your dose lasts l-longer! I want to go check on Jumper.. g-goodbye!

Requires completing Hang Out 'Help Daisy brew and test a new batch of bounceweed'

65 [favor] with Daisy

Gain a 15 minute Bounceweed buff: All animal attacks deal +30 damage

“

I don't agree with Raul on that. I mean, yes, normal animals can't give consent to be Awakened, but very few Awakened animals want to go back to being dumb! Mostly we just want to be allowed to live with other sentients. Oh, and not be slaves. And Jumper isn't my slave, because I didn't perform the ritual of Binding after I Awakened him. So he's not my apprentice -- he's just my loving husband.

Oh, look at the time. Thank you for your help today! I'm going to go talk these changes over with Yavazek before my bounceweed wears off. My next batch should be amazing!

Unknown requirements inlcuding completing the Hang Out 'Help Daisy try new strains of bounceweed'

65 [favor] with Daisy

 

Pure Bounceweed

x 2

Gain a 15 minute Bounceweed buff: All animal attacks deal +10 damage

“

That feels good... is that your tongue? I think I'm in love. Ha ha! No, d-d-don't stop. ... wait, I think I'm c-coming down f-finally: my s-stutter is c-coming back. Seriously, is that your tongue o-or... oh no. What have we done? Stop it! Stop! Look at us! We... we had sex!

Oh no! Oh no! What will we do?! T-take the r-rest of this super b-bounceweed and g-go!

A p-p-please d-don't t-tell Jumper! I kn-know we have an 'o-open m-m-marriage' b-but he'll still b-be d-devastated. Please? He'll sm-smell me on your f-fur. Don't even t-talk to him! Just s-stay a-away from him for a d-day. Please! Oh, I'm so s-sorry!

Requires completing Hang Out 'Help Daisy brew and test a new batch of bounceweed'

80 [favor] with Daisy

 

Augmented Bounceweed

x 3

Augmented Bounceweed buff

Post-Coital Bliss buff

“

Oh man! Ha ha! Are you hurt? You can't jump off of mountains, you aren't a bird! You've gold a mild concussion. Don't worry, though: another dose of bounceweed will fix you right up. There. Feel better?

If you think that stuff was good, some day maybe we can try this super special strain that Daisy made for me. It's supposed to be amazing!

40 (estimated) [favor] with Jumper

Bounceweed Buff

Concussion

50 (estimated) [favor] with Jumper

Bounceweed Buff

“

You're getting better at keeping your feet tucked when you land. I think you're almost ready for the really good stuff: the ultimate bounceweed. It's a serious head trip, so think it over.

65 [favor] with Jumper

Bounceweed Buff

80 [favor] with Jumper

Violet

20 Favor

1000 Cow XP

35 Favor

70.85 Favor

 

Nose Ring of The Seductive Cow

103.55 Favor

 

Hooves of the Inamorata

“

That's a great story! Man, I don't know if I can top your amnesia island story, but I'll give it a shot.

One time I was fighting this wizard-priest, right? I was pretty young then and my catch phrase was 'I AM IMMORTAL!' So this priest hears my catch phrase and his eyes grow wide and he says some angry words right as I pound his skull in. Next thing I know. I'm surrounded by rose petals swirling all around, and I go flying into the sky.

This scary voice says 'YOU DARE DEFY DEATH? THEN TASTE WHAT YOUR HUBRIS HAS WROUGHT!' Something like that. And then, no shit, I was sent to some sort of hell dimension where nobody ages.

I was in there for, oh, 3000 years, maybe? Something like that. Met a lot of fun people. But mostly that time is a blur and I can barely remember anything. I don't think my brain was working right in there. Anyway, one day I found this huge bell floating in limbo and I hit it with my hammer, and apparently I destroyed the entire prison dimension and reappeared here!

A lot of the gods are different now and I guess they don't fuck with people as much anymore, or at least not so directly. Which is nice.

Oh yeah: I had to learn a new language, because my old homeland had been wiped off the map. And of course everybody I'd ever known was dead, which was pretty depressing. But besides that it's been mostly the same: hitting shit until it dies, making buckles, getting drunk. Oh, also I don't seem to age anymore, which is pretty great. Okay, your turn for a story!

Hear Jake the Buckler's Story

35 Favor

50 Lore XP

“

Next I'll add a tiny seagull in the corner. The seagull represents killing shit. And... look, can we stop? Your staring is making me nervous! I guess painting is supposed to be a solo thing.

25 favor

200 Buckle Artistry XP

• 50 favor
• 

   

  Lembas Brick
  x2

• 25 favor
• 

   

  Recall Stone

• 

   

  Bonnie's Earrings

“

I guess my parents are right: all the rakshasa born here are infected with empathy. Which means that even if we could go home to Ravana, the non-empathetic rakshasa would simply kill us to avoid spreading the contamination. I may dream of seeing our homeworld, but it can never be.

You're a good listener. Thank you for your visit.

• 5 [favor]
• Gives effect of consuming
  

   

  Sun Vale Tea
  .

“

And so, by turning the armor over counter-clockwise, we destabilize its phlogiston. Then you use the resonance hammer. Right! You've finally gotten the hang of it. Of course, never turn footwear counter-clockwise, only headwear.

• 35 [favor]
• 100 Transmutation XP
• 10x
  

   

  Shoddy Phlogiston

“

No! Don't shake it... oh no! Are you okay? I told you not shake it while I aim the prism! The phlogiston climbed up the light beam and shattered the prism. Augh, I have bits of glass in my fur!

Look, I'm sure you're a fine transmuter, but it's just too difficult for two people to work on the same item. But I do appreciate your gesture. Here. Take this and go work on your own.

• 20 [favor]
• 50 Transmutation XP
• 

   

  Medium Prism

20 Favor

 

Linen Dye

x2

12 Favor

 

Gem Crusher

“

That will be enough for the evening rush, such as it is. It may seem silly to work hard for just a handful of customers, but they still deserve my best offering. And brand loyalty is very important!

You look parched. Here, why don't you go drink this outside the shop? Make satisfied lip-smacking noises while you're at it.

12 [favor]

 

Hydration Punch

???

27 [favor]

 

Advanced Ink

x 10

“

That's the final hammer for this batch. Thanks to you, I might get to sleep before this night ends! I must admit that I am growing tired of making tools. Some day I will be able to focus on my custom armors again!

• 40 [favor] with Amutasa
• 650 Toolcrafting XP

“

I was certain that I could keep you safe in the deeps of Rahu by explaining that you were my ward. But that alchemist threw hot oil on you before I even saw he was there! I am so sorry! Are your burns too painful? Here, take this.

• 27 [favor] with Amutasa
• 

   

  Amazing First Aid Kit
  x 3
• Debuff: Scalded (30m) (-10% out-of-combat armor regeneration)

“

I hope that wasn't too embarrassing. I've collected all of your measurements. Assuming you're an average specimen of your species, it's safe to say that your kind is quite valuable for augury! Of course, you'd have to die first. Ha ha ha! Sorry. That was in poor taste. I have no intention of killing you! I might buy your corpse after you die, but that's it! Um, here, take these baubles. They're shiny, aren't they? Off you go now!

• 42 favor with Ashk
• 

   

  Medium Prism
  x3

“

Is that the bucket of spleens? Good. I keep them separate. In your basic soothsaying, spleens are just like any other organ. But in my most advanced augury techniques, spleens are quite valuable! Thank you for everything. Here, keep one!

• 27 favor with Ashk
• 

   

  Spleen

“

It worked! The long-form augury allowed me to choose a very specific future for you. I chose to make you more fleet of foot in the near future.

This technique could be huge! Of course, since it took eight hours of you standing perfectly still while I used a dozen chickens' worth of entrails, it's not really a very practical business practice tool... but still, knowledge is always good.

• Augury: Swift (1 hour) - (+3 out-of-combat sprint speed)
• 80 favor with Ashk

•  ? favor with Ashk
• Ashk's Tail-Ring of remembrance +20 health 10% chance to miraculously avoid death. Hint

• 85 favor
• Recipe: Perceive Undead Spawn Premonitions (10 secs)

“

Hirochi said, "That's it! Just remember my study mnemonics and you'll do fine. Study in a quiet place, free of distractions. You can use my study nook if you want.

Oh, and remember to try to take care of your textbook! It will get messed up over time, of course, but if you can just avoid spilling anything on it, the textbook will last a long time."

85 favor with Hirochi the Booklord

2500 Autodidacticism XP

“

Hirochi said, "You've learned one of my favorite autodidactic techniques, speed-reading! But it will take time for you to master it. As we Rakshasa say, 'practice until it's instinct!'"

3500 Autodidacticism XP

“

Hirochi said, "And I think that is a good stopping point for this lesson! But if you need more lessons, I am happy to teach you until you are ready to go it alone. Self-study is my passion, and I hope that it becomes yours!"

6000 Autodidacticism XP

• 65 favor with Ichin
• 3x
  

   

  Ice Core

• 35 favor with Ichin
• 3x
  

   

  Mint Ice Cream
• Training option to learn recipes for Mint Ice Cream and Strawberry Ice Cream (must be at least level 40 cow)

“

Do you think he'll really come eat here? General Pask, I mean. I hope not. The doors aren't even tall enough for him. I kinda wish those old first-gen Rakshasa would finally kick off and die! They're so powerful, but so.. set in their ways, you know? Anyways if he does come tonight, he's gonna love this Spicy Lemon Cat dish! Thanks for your help preparing the meat. Oh, hey, if you want to learn to make this recipe yourself, I'd be willing to train you."

— Nishika

• 44 favor
• 2x Red Pepper
• unlocks training the Spicy Lemon Cat recipe

“

Aw, crap, I broke the tenderizer. Let's stop; I think that's enough meat for the stew, don't you? Thank you so much for your hard work!"

— Nishika

• 25 favor
• Recipe for Cat Stew Cup

• 40 favor
• 2x House Cat

“

I use cheap meat in as many ways as possible, but inedible meat always ends up going to waste. I have a special way of disposing of it, though. Would you like to see?

There, now we remove this scum on top. It's fat, suitable for candles. Better than rotting, at least, no?"

— Nishika

• 75 Favor with Nishika
• Recipe for Collect Filthy Animal Fat

“

This entire pile of meat has gone bad already. The desert heat is not kind to meat. Well, help me prepare it for fat retrieval! When we have this much garbage meat, it's possible to collect slightly higher-quality fat. This is the best fat that can possibly be retrieved from cheap meat. And somebody somewhere will want this fat, right? Here: you keep it. It smells vile beyond words.

— Nishika

• 85 Favor with Nishika.
• 

   

  Lumpy Animal Fat
• Recipe for Collect Lumpy Animal Fat

“

You're not very good at standing still, you know! But we're almost done for the day. Try on these gloves. How's the fit? Comfortable? Hm, that's too bad. They're supposed to be exquisitely comfortable, not just 'comfortable'. Oh yes, there's a difference. And if these were exquisitely comfortable, I would have been able to tell from your reaction. No, it's fine. Failure happens. Take the gloves and go now. I have work to do.

— Shirogin

50 favor with Shirogin

 

Rahu Society Gloves

“

That's the final bolt of gold cloth. What an annoyance this has been! But you've been most helpful. I suppose there's no keeping it from you now: you saw how I make my gold dye. You can make it for your own clothes, but please, don't let others know the secret formula!

— Shirogin

80 favor with Shirogin

Recipe for

 

Gold Dye

“

...And I also heard that General Furlak was ousted from power because he refused General Tremal's sexual advances. I don't believe it, though. Can you imagine?! Tremal is still young and vibrant; why would she want to mate with an old Alharth-native like Furlak? Now, I would have believed it if Tremal was trying to bed General Pask to gain power and prestige. But the Ravanites don't find native-borns like us to be attractive at all.

Why? Well, the size difference is pretty stark, and they hate our tails. And.. this is just a rumor... apparently Ravanites like to shape-shift during intercourse. It's all very confusing. Sometimes I feel like the Ravana-born Rakshasa are an entirely different species from the Alharth-born! Oh, look at the time, I need to get back to work! Thank you for the lovely chat.

— Shirogin

42 favor with Shirogin

 

Selaxi's Cactus Mixer

“

No, stop! Oh no, you cut too much!

Yes, I know that's how much I told you to cut, but I just changed my mind, and you didn't stop in time! Now the whole idea is ruined! Oh, just get out. Go! Take the cloth with you.

— Shirogin

20 favor with Shirogin

3x

 

Strong Spider Silk