User:Extractum11/Hangouts

Kleave

Discuss martial stresses

Kleave said, "No, no, it's not so bad. I use the age-old Rakshasa formula. Here, I'll teach you. Without this, I doubt there'd be many married Rakshasa couples alive!"

Help clean skins

Kleave said, "Did you enjoy that as much as I? No? Weird. Well... here, then. Take these."

Compare skinning knives

Kleave said, "You skin like a child, but I pity you. Let me show you the correct way to perforate the... stop, not like that! Oh, this will take forever."

Joeh

Decorate for a leather party

Joeh said, "Hmm... adequate. Yes, this will do. We won't be looking at the scenery much anyway! Here, you keep the leftover decorations."

Help refurbish some used swords

Joeh said, "That tedium went by quicker than expected, eh?"

Go hunt for pigs together

Joeh said, "Little oinky bastards never knew what hit 'em! Here's your share!"

Talk about how stupid humans are

Joeh said, "Ha ha, you know it! But that's enough slandering for a day. Back to work!"

Spar with padded swords

Joeh said, "Quite a workout! Next time, I should show you my other sparring technique. It doesn't use swords. It uses... other pointy things. But until then, thank you."

Marna

Take inventory of shop wares

Marna said, "I'm so glad you helped me with this! I've been putting it off for months. So boring. But you really made the time fly by. Here, I want you to have these. We've got extras, so it's no big loss."

Check Marna's spider traps

Marna said, "Only 32 legs! Well, it sounds impressive when I say it that way. But what I mean is: only 4 spiders! But thanks for the company. Have a spider's worth."

Fill out first aid kits

Marna said, "Whew! What a boring job! You really made the time fly, though. I thank you."

Fainor

Watch potatoes bake

Fainor said, "See? Wasn't that fun? Take these with you so you can have fun on your own later!"

Taste-test new vegetarian recipes

Fainor said, "So you like lentils in the salad but hate lentil soup. Got it."

Help butcher pigs to make steaks

Fainor said, "Ugh, I hate this work. If all those mad wizards out there really wanted to be useful, they'd invent a pig that came pre-butchered. But hey, thanks for your help."

Help clean up the inn

Fainor said, "You do good work. Thanks. Here, dinner's on the house."

Cut deer carcasses for venison

Fainor said, "Gods they stink inside! I'll take rotten fish any day over the smell of deer guts. You did good, though. Thanks."

Flia

Scour the woods looking for wounded animals to put down

Flia said, "Well, we put one doe out of her misery, but that sickly wolf got away. Still, not that bad a job. Here, keep the deer parts, I don't want them."

Set up traps to cull excess rabbits from the forest

Flia said, "Thanks for your help, that would have really hurt to do on my own. The traps are all made of cold iron, and they burn my flesh if I touch them! But since you set them for me, I guess I won't need these bandages. Maybe you can use them."

Discuss the politics of the fey courts

Flia said, "Are all dark fey 'evil'? No! That's so racist!

Look, most dark fey just don't think the way you do, because they live forever in a dimension of pure hatred and pain. So it's hard to relate to you. But that doesn't make them evil!

I mean, compare them to mages who became undead so they could live forever. Would you call THEM evil?

What, really? I just don't get you."

Frolic in the woods and bury gold for mortals to find

Flia said, "You frolic like a mortal! Flia giggles. Hilarious! That made my day!

Oh, we ran out of time to bury gold for mortals to find. Here, take it, maybe you can bury it when you're bored."

Hunt for light fey in the woods and nearby hills

Flia said, "Nothing! I think I killed them all already, but you never know when one of those little milksops will come back! Thanks for helping me patrol. You can keep that collar in case you find one."