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== Conversations ==
=== Talk ==={{Quote|What can I do for ya?}}{{Quote|sourceI got the hurdles set up, if you're feeling like gettin' some exercise in.}}=== Small Talk ==={{Spoiler|Variation 1|{{Quote|[[BackfatNoita the Green|Noita]]|found me when I love meatwas struggling in the [[Murdo]] Isles. It's a lawless place where even a pig can own property -- if they're strong enough to hold on to it! I'm an omnivorewas making money for a few months, so that's completely normalbut eventually goblins overran my mushroom farm. itI was captured and Noita saved my bacon! That's not like when I eat pig meat! Nogot into physical fitness... heh, no, my favorite meat by far is deer meatI won't let that happen again!}}
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{{Spoiler|Variation 2|{{Quote|source=[[Backfat]]I love meat! I'm an omnivore, so that's completely normal. It's not like I eat pig meat! No... heh, no, my favorite meat by far is deer meat!}}}}{{Spoiler|Variation 3|[[Noita the Green{{Quote|Noita]] found me when No, no. I was struggling 'm not immortal in the any sense. But I *am* [[MurdoAwakened|ascended]] Islesby divine intervention! Probably. It's a lawless place where even a pig can own property -- if they're strong enough to hold onto it!
I was making money for a few monthsmean, I gained intelligence but eventually goblins overran my mushroom farmnot as a mage's familiar. I was captured struck by lightning and Noita saved my baconit somehow made me smart! ThatThere's no way that's when I got into physical fitnessa coincidence. I won't let that happen againSome god somewhere is looking out for me!}}
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