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{{Spoiler|Learn Orcish Grammar (4 hours)|
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{{Spoiler|Have tea with and talk about sex-slavery (2 hours)|
{{Quote|It's just that orc women have an uncontrollable fertility cycle, like human women. They just ovulate and ovulate, month after month! Which can be messy. Plus, orcs refuse to learn infertility cantrips, so to avoid pregnancy they use these horrible sheep-skin things on their dicks. So they just use me when sex is too much work. *Sigh* Listen to my apologetics. I don't mean to say that I LIKE being a sex slave! But the sex is less terrible than cleaning the bathrooms or having to kill and clean the meat... I skinned my first deer as a slave here, and it was a VERY traumatic experience. ... Anyway, that's quite enough about me! Thanks for being a good listener. Want some fruit?}}
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