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→Conversations: Added the conversation that happens the first time you enter the light.
::No. No! I saved you! Yet again! I'm like... your guardian angel. Yes! You see, I'm your guardian angel, and I save you from death, teleporting your near-lifeless corpse back here, where I fix it up and send you on your way.
:::'''My guardian angel lives in a sewer?'''
:::Ah... heh. Well... yes. Yes I do live in a sewer. Okay, fine! Look, I can't tell you what's going on. It'd be bad for both of us. Just trust me that I'm your friend, and I'm helping you.
::::'''Why should I trust you?'''
::::Do you have any idea how many times you've nearly died?! Precisely (???) times! But you're still here. Nobody has that much luck. It was me! I've been pulling you from death's door. I'm your chum!
:::::'''And you won't tell me anything else?'''
::::::I'm sorry. It wouldn't be prudent. The knowledge could deform your skull with its incredible impact. Now THAT is some good hyperbole, I should write that one down!
::::::'''Then what happens now?'''
:::::::Well... there's an exit over there. Take that and go about your life as if this never happened! Ooh, or hey, do you need supplies?
:::::::'''Let me see your wares.'''
:::::::'''I guess I'll leave now...'''
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