User:Extractum11/Hangouts

Fainor

Watch potatoes bake

Fainor said, "See? Wasn't that fun? Take these with you so you can have fun on your own later!"

Taste-test new vegetarian recipes

Fainor said, "So you like lentils in the salad but hate lentil soup. Got it."

Help butcher pigs to make steaks

Fainor said, "Ugh, I hate this work. If all those mad wizards out there really wanted to be useful, they'd invent a pig that came pre-butchered. But hey, thanks for your help."

Help clean up the inn

Fainor said, "You do good work. Thanks. Here, dinner's on the house."

Cut deer carcasses for venison

Fainor said, "Gods they stink inside! I'll take rotten fish any day over the smell of deer guts. You did good, though. Thanks."

Flia

Scour the woods looking for wounded animals to put down

Flia said, "Well, we put one doe out of her misery, but that sickly wolf got away. Still, not that bad a job. Here, keep the deer parts, I don't want them."

Set up traps to cull excess rabbits from the forest

Flia said, "Thanks for your help, that would have really hurt to do on my own. The traps are all made of cold iron, and they burn my flesh if I touch them! But since you set them for me, I guess I won't need these bandages. Maybe you can use them."

Discuss the politics of the fey courts

Flia said, "Are all dark fey 'evil'? No! That's so racist!

Look, most dark fey just don't think the way you do, because they live forever in a dimension of pure hatred and pain. So it's hard to relate to you. But that doesn't make them evil!

I mean, compare them to mages who became undead so they could live forever. Would you call THEM evil?

What, really? I just don't get you."

Frolic in the woods and bury gold for mortals to find

Flia said, "You frolic like a mortal! Flia giggles. Hilarious! That made my day!

Oh, we ran out of time to bury gold for mortals to find. Here, take it, maybe you can bury it when you're bored."

Hunt for light fey in the woods and nearby hills

Flia said, "Nothing! I think I killed them all already, but you never know when one of those little milksops will come back! Thanks for helping me patrol. You can keep that collar in case you find one."