<!{{Lorebooks infobox| title = Diary of a Failed Maid| lochint= Found in Statehelm| category= Misc| area= [[Statehelm]]| visibility= Hidden Until Found}}[[Diary of a Failed Maid]] is a [[Lorebook]] purchasable in [[Statehelm]].== Content ==*Translated from Crone by [[Orregar the Scribe]]. It is believed this diary belonged to a human servant in the [[Crone Hegemony]]. -- Add quotes or any other  I have failed my master again! I try so hard, but I cannot manage to get everything done in-game lore time! I'm just too slow. Too clumsy. Too disorganized. Lady Wuxhar beat me so severely this time that mentions I'm unable to sleep from the itempain. She used her talons...Example:{{Quote|source=I've made up my mind to ask to leave in the morning. I will take the pilgrimage of [[VelkortStrekios]]|Ah yes. The secretions of fire elementals  -- Lady Wuxhar agreed, as tradition demands. But she laughed and said I was committing suicide -- an I may well be. I just see no other fiery beastsway of improving. Quite valuable. I Nobody here will part with some of mine if you complete take the time to help me be a few favors for me. Beyond thatbetter maid, you and I can obtain it by seeking 't take more beatings. So I set out creatures tomorrow at dawn. The beating that Lady Wuxhar gave me tonight was mild. I believe she pities me. And she should! I began to regret my decision the moment I spoke it aloud... but you do not renege on a vow to visit a [[Strekios]] camp! -- I have traveled far today -- four miles, perhaps five. My feet are naturally on firesore and my food is already low. But if I am headed in the right direction, I should arrive tomorrow. -- It has been two days since I last wrote. For instanceI have been traveling in the wrong direction! I am sure of it, look for fire spiders last night I realized I was in the Eltibule region.}}{{Quote|source=[[Work Order for Fire DustForest of the Greenest Siren]]|Rumor has . I heard her singing! The siren's song was beautiful, but so frightening. Her voice filled my head, then it that Fire Dust can be found all over took control of my feet. I was forced to trek through the place in Serbule and Eltibulewoods towards her sound. You are very lucky! It But my sense of direction is not so common here poor that I got turned around... I didn't manage to find her before day broke. The singing stopped, so I ran away as fast as I could. I have never been more scared. Never! I am now out of food, and my feet are bleeding and sore. I lost my shoes somewhere in Vertathe woods.}}I have no idea what to do.== Related Lore ==-->[[Category:Lorebook]][[Category:Register of Lore]]