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| + | Hi. Are you here to avenge the fallen? I'm no warrior. I won't fight back. I accept my fate. | ||
| + | ; Your fate? | ||
| + | I helped kill everyone. I didn't attack anybody myself, but I did my part. I'm not even sorry. Okay, that's a lie. I'm sorry, but not for the reasons you want. Who are you here to avenge, anyway? | ||
| + | ; I'm not here to avenge anybody. | ||
| + | Oh. Well, anyway, if you plan to kill me, you should know that when I don't return home tonight, my brethren will swam this island and re-take it. You don't seem to have brought nearly enough friends to hold this island. | ||
| + | ; Did the ranalon kill everyone on this island? | ||
| + | Yes, I played a key part. And now... I just guard the place. | ||
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| + | Look, I have a lot of beachcombing to do, so let me return to it. Unless you're a fellow beachcomber? I might be interested in trading shells... | ||
| + | ; Wait, I had a question. | ||
| + | ; Why are you called Puffy Ben? | ||
| + | : This island use to be a resort. Wealthy elves would come here to relax. I worked as a gardener, and they called me Puffy Ben because I would puff my throat out to amuse the guests. | ||
| + | ;: Can you puff your throat out for me? | ||
| + | : Erm... no, I don't think I will. Sorry. You see, it's part of ranalon courtship. It was humiliating, having to puff on command. It would be like... hm. Like asking an elf to masturbate on command!No, I take that back. It would be like asking a dwarf to masturbate on command. Elves really don't seem to find masturbating in any context, in my experience. | ||
| + | ;: Then why did you puff out for them? | ||
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| + | ; What happened to the people here? | ||
| + | ; What are you doing here now? | ||
| + | }} | ||
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Revision as of 15:01, 25 December 2019
 Puffy Ben
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| 300px A sad Ranalon
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| Region: | [[Sun Vale]]
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| Location: | Northeaster small island
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| Beast Speak: | Yes
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- Northeaster small island
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“Hi. Are you here to avenge the fallen? I'm no warrior. I won't fight back. I accept my fate.
- Your fate?
I helped kill everyone. I didn't attack anybody myself, but I did my part. I'm not even sorry. Okay, that's a lie. I'm sorry, but not for the reasons you want. Who are you here to avenge, anyway?
- I'm not here to avenge anybody.
Oh. Well, anyway, if you plan to kill me, you should know that when I don't return home tonight, my brethren will swam this island and re-take it. You don't seem to have brought nearly enough friends to hold this island.
- Did the ranalon kill everyone on this island?
Yes, I played a key part. And now... I just guard the place.
Look, I have a lot of beachcombing to do, so let me return to it. Unless you're a fellow beachcomber? I might be interested in trading shells...
- Wait, I had a question.
- Why are you called Puffy Ben?
- This island use to be a resort. Wealthy elves would come here to relax. I worked as a gardener, and they called me Puffy Ben because I would puff my throat out to amuse the guests.
- Can you puff your throat out for me?
- Erm... no, I don't think I will. Sorry. You see, it's part of ranalon courtship. It was humiliating, having to puff on command. It would be like... hm. Like asking an elf to masturbate on command!No, I take that back. It would be like asking a dwarf to masturbate on command. Elves really don't seem to find masturbating in any context, in my experience.
- Then why did you puff out for them?
- What happened to the people here?
- What are you doing here now?
