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{{Spoiler|Let Steven ramble on about the god Remga (4h)|
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Steven Poplar said, "... so the strongest of these new gods was Remga. He's the god of Piracy and Rape. Real nasty piece of shit. So he takes the form of a goblin and quickly gains a massive following among goblinkin, all while hiding from Vol. But Vol finally finds him, and surprisingly loses. In fact the legend says that Vol got raped that day, but Vol's avatar is a handful of flower petals in the wind, so I'm choosing to believe that's metaphorical somehow. Anyway, then comes the story everybody knows: Remga raped the wrong god, Errana, and she tore his cock off. Oh yeah, that's a thing the priests of Errana used to do: if you rape somebody you lose a penis. It's not really done anymore, but you still probably shouldn't act disrespectfully around a priest of Errana. Now the part that's taboo to talk about. I'm 90% sure it's true. You ready? Errana had a child from that rape. That's Saledar, the goblin god of Cooperation. Yes, he's technically related to Errana! But no priest of Errana will confirm that for me. As for Remga, missing his penis hasn't stopped him from assaulting countless victims. He's a creative torturer, too. But he's mostly followed for his Pirate side rather than the Rape side. All goblin pirates follow a code that Remga created. And if you hear someone using Remga's name as a curse, you can bet they used to be a pirate! Or possibly just a dockworker.Or any sort of manual laborer.It's also catching on among craftsmen too.Look, don't go accusing people of piracy, okay?" }}: x 60 favor with [[Steven Poplar]].:50 XP in [[Lore]].
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{{Spoiler|Let Steven ramble on about the god Norala (4h)|
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: x 60 favor with [[Steven Poplar]].:25 XP in [[Lore]].
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{{Spoiler|Let Steven ramble on about the god Ilth Hale (4h)|
