The elven shock-poet Zini's famous work about how humankind might go extinct due to their prudishness, but will be saved by kind and promiscuous elves. It has a lot of depraved imagery, but also plenty of clever rhymes. A good gift for poetry lovers and those who appreciate a good porno. But not a good gift for especially uptight (or racist) Humans.

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An ancient weapon from the [[War of Froliac]], used by elves who were very, very angry. It is etched with an image of the Elven begonia, a symbol of trust broken and secrets defiled. Unfortunately, most races aside from elves don't understand the symbolism and seem to think it's kind of sissy. }}