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== Conversations ==
{{Quote|source=[[Dorimir Fangblade]]|
So a few months back [[Qatik]] comes to me and says, "We had to take all the goblin enemies out of our casino games. The goblins only want to be seen as friendly merchants."
And I said, "Well that's pretty shitty." I mean what am I supposed to say? Apologize? I don't know!
And then Qatik says, "Do we need to take dwarven enemies out of our games too?"
And I said, "Fuck no! Just make sure every dwarf is a deadly warrior. There are no low-level dwarves! Haha! I swear if those bugs could roll their eyes they'd be eye-rollin' every time they talk to me. But they did what I asked. So can't complain.
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{{Quote|source=[[Dorimir Fangblade]]|
I'm the principal architect of the [[Red Wing Casino]]. I oversaw the castle excavation and all the rebuilding. I developed the pneumatic tube plans nd even set up the game machines. And now? Now you know what they have me doin'?
; What?
Maintenance! I fix the machines, stock the rewards and so on. As if I'm some godsforsaken engineer instead of a master architect!
; Why do you stay, then?
Because they keep paying me extravagantly. And because they let me bring in a bunch of my clan to work in the shops. And because they're planning a big expansion "real soon" and if I leave they'll let goblins do it!
; Goblins?
Aye, goblins. The mantises hired goblin laborers to help build everything, and it turned out mostly okay -- by a fucking MIRACLE I should add -- so they're keen to use 'em again, since goblins are dirt cheap. The queen learned that goblins have their own casinos, so she thinks she can hire a "goblin casino architect" to build out their next expansion. I told her goblin casinos aren't anything like high-end dwarven casinos, but... well that's the thing with these idiot bugs: they don't know what they don't know.
Anyway, it's fine. I'm just staying for a few more years to oversee the upcoming expansion and make sure my name stays attached to this place. Then I'll head home and get more architecting work.
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[[Category: NPCs]]