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== Conversations ==
{{Quote|source=[[Puffy Ben]]|
Hi. Are you here to avenge the fallen? I'm no warrior. I won't fight back. I accept my fate.
; Your fate?
I helped kill everyone. I didn't attack anybody myself, but I did my part. I'm not even sorry. Okay, that's a lie. I'm sorry, but not for the reasons you want. Who are you here to avenge, anyway?
; I'm not here to avenge anybody.
Oh. Well, anyway, if you plan to kill me, you should know that when I don't return home tonight, my brethren will swam this island and re-take it. You don't seem to have brought nearly enough friends to hold this island.
; Did the ranalon kill everyone on this island?
Yes, I played a key part. And now... I just guard the place.
Look, I have a lot of beachcombing to do, so let me return to it. Unless you're a fellow beachcomber? I might be interested in trading shells...
; Wait, I had a question.
; Why are you called Puffy Ben?
: This island use to be a resort. Wealthy elves would come here to relax. I worked as a gardener, and they called me Puffy Ben because I would puff my throat out to amuse the guests.
;: Can you puff your throat out for me?
: Erm... no, I don't think I will. Sorry. You see, it's part of ranalon courtship. It was humiliating, having to puff on command. It would be like... hm. Like asking an elf to masturbate on command!No, I take that back. It would be like asking a dwarf to masturbate on command. Elves really don't seem to find masturbating in any context, in my experience.
;: Then why did you puff out for them?
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; What happened to the people here?
; What are you doing here now?
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