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=== Talk ==={{Quote|sourceWhat can I do for you today?}}=== Small Talk ==={{Spoiler|Variation 1|{{Quote|Most everything in the [[Noita the GreenFae Realm|fae realm]]is immortal in the 'never-get-old' sense. But immortality in the 'come back to life if you're murdered' sense is much rarer! Around here, the only creatures that come back are fairies, pixies, barghests, trolls... oh and those phoenices! Did I miss any?}}}}{{Spoiler|Variation 2|{{Quote|You may have heard the fairies whispering about me, but it's not really a secret: yes, I collect the well-preserved hides of murdered animals. But only for research purposes! They disturb me too, especially the big cat skins. But I must know. I must know everything there is to know about death.}}}}{{Spoiler|Variation 3|{{Quote|No, I don't' really have a problem with people hunting fae panthers... it's not any different than hunting those idiot bears or the rhinos: most of my species are hardly smarter than mortal animals, so it's not really murder.

Unless of course, the animals have managed to [[Awakening|ascend]], in which case it'd totally be murder!}}}}{{Spoiler|Variation 4|{{Quote|I've been the personal trainer for over six hundred kinds of [[Awakening|ascended]] animals. I'm sure I can help any animal fight better! Although I'll direct pig-related inquiries to [[Backfat]] over there.}}

{{Spoiler|Variation 5|{{Quote|source=[[Noita the GreenMarrowchamp]]|Most everything in the fae realm is immortal in the "never-great once you get-old" senseto know him! But it takes a few decades for him to really open up. But immortality in In the "come back to life if meantime youshould stay out of his personal space. He're murdered" sense is much rarer! Around here, the only creatures that come back are fairies, pixies, barghests, trollss got a thing against bipeds; it's this whole long story... oh and those phoenices! Did I miss any?}}