Sourgum's Stolen Salami
Summary
Sourgum in Statehelm said, "I was in my cups yesterday -- that's sailor slang, you probably don't know it -- it means I was EXTREMELY drunk. I've picked up a lot of sailor slang, but everyone knows I'm afraid of the ocean. On account of the krakens. So I pass out and when I wake up there's a note that says 'Your salami went sailing, come find us!'
Ha ha very funny, but the thing is, that salami was my latest experiment in creating the legendary Ur-Salami. And it seems to be a failed experiment! If anyone eats that salami, well... I might get in a lot of trouble. You gotta help.
I bet those fuckers hid my salami aboard the ships out there. They would have stayed away from the Salty Slattern, if that's any help to ya. You should hurry. The stench is evil. And no snacking on it!"
Prerequisites
To start this quest, talk to Sourgum in Statehelm. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.
Preface
“I was in my cups yesterday -- that's sailor slang, you probably don't know it -- it means I was EXTREMELY drunk. I've picked up a lot of sailor slang, but everyone knows I'm afraid of the ocean. On account of the krakens. So I pass out and when I wake up there's a note that says 'Your salami went sailing, come find us!'
Ha ha very funny, but the thing is, that salami was my latest experiment in creating the legendary Ur-Salami. And it seems to be a failed experiment! If anyone eats that salami, well... I might get in a lot of trouble. You gotta help.
I bet those fuckers hid my salami aboard the ships out there. They would have stayed away from the Salty Slattern, if that's any help to ya. You should hurry. The stench is evil. And no snacking on it!
Requirements
- Collect the x6
- Talk to Sourgum
Rewards
Rewards for Sourgum's Stolen Salami
“Good work there. And it's well time that I throw all of this rotten salami away. I'd been keeping it just in case it gained sentience, but it's not meant to be.
But don't you worry. I have new schemes to get rich that'll be way easier than giving unlife to cured meat! Will ya help me? You've got an eye for adventure! Or whatever. Just help.
C'mon.
- 50 favor with Sourgum
- 25 Statehelm Renown