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== Lore ==
The [[Stolen War Golem]] used to be a Dwarven creation, but was captured by the Orcs of Gazluk and crudely reprogrammed.
{{Quote|source = Orcish Message|
Major Pazgol,
Sir, the golem is not a secret any longer. How could we expect otherwise? Green and Blue have all the sneaky, cowardly troops, and our Red troops are strong and proud. I do not know how they found out, but I would guess that they simply fed a proud Red soldier too many beers.
We must tell Colonel Vatok immediately -- or go straight to the general! We must be the first to tell them about this, so that we can explain it right.
In any case, the general will be concerned that we have activated such a powerful weapon without his approval. I recommend we use the "Human Gambit:" give some of the credit to our enemies so they're on our side. In this case, we should say that Green's engineers helped us with the work. If Major Glofik takes the bait and agrees that his troops helped, then we will have his aid if there is any future disagreement about the wisdom of activating the golem.
-Lieutenant Ravuge
}}
==== Intuition Warning: Danger Ahead! Text ====
{{Quote|
''Heating outer shell to maximize temperature.''
''Falling back to basic objective mode: Basic objective: defense against intruders.''
''Dwarven insight module is missing! Error! Dwarven language interpreter is missing! Error! ''
}}
==Curse==
{{Disease|Toasted Flesh}} - {{ #dpl: | title = Toasted Flesh| include= {DISEASE infobox}:description}}
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==Combat Abilities==
'''Boss, Thick Armor, Immune to Knockback'''
|{{Item|Grass}}
|}
==Curse==
{{Disease|Toasted Flesh}} - {{ #dpl: | title = Toasted Flesh| include= {DISEASE infobox}:description}}
== Lore ==
The [[Stolen War Golem]] used to be a Dwarven creation, but was captured by the Orcs of Gazluk and crudely reprogrammed.
{{Quote|source = Orcish Message|
Major Pazgol,
Sir, the golem is not a secret any longer. How could we expect otherwise? Green and Blue have all the sneaky, cowardly troops, and our Red troops are strong and proud. I do not know how they found out, but I would guess that they simply fed a proud Red soldier too many beers.
We must tell Colonel Vatok immediately -- or go straight to the general! We must be the first to tell them about this, so that we can explain it right.
In any case, the general will be concerned that we have activated such a powerful weapon without his approval. I recommend we use the "Human Gambit:" give some of the credit to our enemies so they're on our side. In this case, we should say that Green's engineers helped us with the work. If Major Glofik takes the bait and agrees that his troops helped, then we will have his aid if there is any future disagreement about the wisdom of activating the golem.
-Lieutenant Ravuge
}}
==== Intuition Warning: Danger Ahead! Text ====
{{Quote|
''Heating outer shell to maximize temperature.''
''Falling back to basic objective mode: Basic objective: defense against intruders.''
''Dwarven insight module is missing! Error! Dwarven language interpreter is missing! Error! ''
}}
[[Category:Bosses]]
