 Chancellor Fisher
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.png) Distracted and Annoyed
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| Location: | Statehelm Post Office
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| Species: | Human
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“We get mail by bird, boat, sending stone, and teleportation deliveries. My delivery golems run constantly just to keep up.
Chancellor Fisher is a Chancellor of the city of Statehelm. They have been tasked with managing the mail system.
Location
- Statehelm
- Chancellor Fisher is always found behind the desk at the Post Office, located southwest from the Church.
Favor
Small Talk
Chancellor Fisher does not use the favor system.
Quests
Chancellor Fisher does not offer quests.
Services
Pigeon Mail
| Pigeon | Trait | Timer | Base Fee |
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| Allegory | Swiftest Bird | 1 hour | 100 Councils |
Collection Owl
“Our nominally-Awakened super-strength owls can collect your belongings from across the land and deliver them all here
Collection Owls are capable of collecting items from distant storage locations and delivering them to Statehelm. Chancellor Fisher offers three options for searching items.
- Find Item in Storage: Displays a complete list of every item in your storage alphabetically.
- Find Item by Name:
- Find Item by Example:
- Note: The system is currently only capable of displaying 800 different types of items.
Conversations
“There's a lot of dumb and terrible things going on, but the mail isn't one of them. I make sure everything's on time. Even if I have to clean up after every pigeon myself
“I'm supposed to have four assistants to help me run this facility. Do you see any assistants? Nor do I. I may be a Chancellor but I don't play the same stupid games as the other Chancellors, so I get taken advantage of.
“I'm responsible for mail into and out of Statehelm. I also manage large deliveries and deal with ship registrations and so on. And... (Fisher sighs) a myriad of birds. Fucking birds. I mean some of them are nice. Little Cobra Wing is my favorite. But the owls are assholes and little Goliath just eggs them on... I can barely hear myself think sometimes.