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| type = Ruminant| armor = | health = | rage = | notoriety = 50
| curse = [[Cow (Skill)]]
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'''Maronesa''' is a Cow [[:Category:Bosses|boss]]. She has the ability to [[curse]] you. After 90 seconds, you will become a cow. Cure this by either slaying her, or completing a quest found in [[Serbule]]. You may also, of course, enjoy being a Cow. Moo!
Maronesa was one of [[Dalvos]]'s experiments in the [[Tutorial Cave]]. When he left, he abandoned her.
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Day 5: Creature remains too docile to attack me on sight and has not attempted to become bipedal. Claims she is happy the way she is. Frustrating. All discussions invariably lead to commentary on lactation. Also frustrating.
Day 6: new plan! Going to make a plague beast. Force-fed her huge amounts of ranami root to insight violent tendencies.
Day 7: Creature is violent and very contagious. However, it's a one-off contagion: other infected subjects won't spread the disease. Unacceptable.
Day 8: Must leave! Abandoning experiment. Going to infuse ranami root throughout remaining food in the hopes that she eventually becomes a sociopathic killing machine. If I ever make it back here, I'll check up on her.
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==Location==
; [[Serbule]]
: [[Tutorial Cave]]
: Approaching Maronesa will alert Adventurers with some of her thoughts.{{Quote|I'd rather go back to being cow smart, if it meant I could go home.}}{{Quote|I miss grazing under the open sky...}}{{Quote|I wonder what my daughter is doing.}}{{Quote|Dalvos come back! Milk me you bastard.}}{{Quote|Why doesn't Dalvos play with me anymore? Is it because of how I tried to kill him?}}
==Curse==
Turns you into a cow. Can be cured by a "Cure Bovinity" [[Word of Power]] (ask around, they are pretty cheap to make).