Puffy Ben

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Puffy Ben
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A sad Ranalon
Region:
Location:
Northeaster small island
Beast Speak:
Yes
[[Category:Sun Vale NPCs]]



Location

Sun Vale
Northeaster small island

Small Talk [view/edit]

Puffy Ben/Small talk

Bartering

Bartering:Puffy Ben

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Conversations

Hi. Are you here to avenge the fallen? I'm no warrior. I won't fight back. I accept my fate.

Your fate?

I helped kill everyone. I didn't attack anybody myself, but I did my part. I'm not even sorry. Okay, that's a lie. I'm sorry, but not for the reasons you want. Who are you here to avenge, anyway?

I'm not here to avenge anybody.

Oh. Well, anyway, if you plan to kill me, you should know that when I don't return home tonight, my brethren will swam this island and re-take it. You don't seem to have brought nearly enough friends to hold this island.

Did the ranalon kill everyone on this island?

Yes, I played a key part. And now... I just guard the place.

Look, I have a lot of beachcombing to do, so let me return to it. Unless you're a fellow beachcomber? I might be interested in trading shells...

Wait, I had a question.
Why are you called Puffy Ben?
This island use to be a resort. Wealthy elves would come here to relax. I worked as a gardener, and they called me Puffy Ben because I would puff my throat out to amuse the guests.
Can you puff your throat out for me?
Erm... no, I don't think I will. Sorry. You see, it's part of ranalon courtship. It was humiliating, having to puff on command. It would be like... hm. Like asking an elf to masturbate on command!No, I take that back. It would be like asking a dwarf to masturbate on command. Elves really don't seem to find masturbating in any context, in my experience.
Then why did you puff out for them?
What happened to the people here?
What are you doing here now?

Puffy Ben