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|caption          = Seems friendly enough.
 
|caption          = Seems friendly enough.
 
|zone            = Gazluk
 
|zone            = Gazluk
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|location        = [[New Prestonbule Cave]]
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|town = New Prestonbule Cave
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|beastspeak      = ???
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|location = Left, by of mushroom circle.
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|skilltrainer    = [[Mushroom Farming]], [[Mycology]]
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|anatomy = Dwarf
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|species = Dwarf
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|beastspeak      = Yes
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|beastlist = ???
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|skilltrainer    = [[Mushroom Farming]], [[Mycology]], [[Carpentry]]
 
}}
 
}}
 
{{Quote|A new face in the cave, eh? Say... are you a big fan of caves?}}
 
{{Quote|A new face in the cave, eh? Say... are you a big fan of caves?}}
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; [[Gazluk]]
 
; [[Gazluk]]
 
: Found near the mushroom circle inside [[New Prestonbule Cave]].
 
: Found near the mushroom circle inside [[New Prestonbule Cave]].
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==Small Talk==
 
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* Likes Fully Assembled Mushroom Boxes
 
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* Likes Porcini Mushrooms
 
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* Likes Black Foot Morels
 
  
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==Quests==
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==Favor==
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* [[Groxmax Mushrooms for Hemmit]] {{Favor|Neutral}} - Obtain 10 [[Groxmax Mushroom]]s. {{Hint|Groxmax Mushrooms can be found in caves in Gazluk!}}
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===Small Talk [[{{msg:BASEPAGENAME}}/Small_talk|<span style="font-size:50%"><sup>[view/edit]</sup></span>]]===
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<spoiler show="Reward for Groxmax Mushrooms for Hemmit">
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{{:{{msg:BASEPAGENAME}}/Small_talk}}
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Reward: 100 favor, 5000 Councils
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[[Category:Favor/Small Talk]]
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</spoiler>
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== Quests ==
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* [[Black Foot Morels for Hemmit]] {{Favor|Neutral}}, - Obtain 10 [[Black Foot Morel]]s. {{Hint|Black Foot Morels can be found in caves in Gazluk!}}
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<dpl>
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:: Requirement: Complete [[Groxmax Mushrooms for Hemmit]].
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category = Quests/Hemmit Magmagrip
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<spoiler show="Reward for Groxmax Mushrooms for Hemmit">
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mode = unordered
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Reward: 150 favor, 5000 Councils
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columns = 1
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</spoiler>
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include = #Prerequisites,#Requirements
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</dpl>
  
 
==Training==
 
==Training==
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; [[Mycology]]
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:{| class = "sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
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: Unlock Mycology 51-60
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|+ style="white-space:nowrap;" | [[Mycology]]
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: Unlock Mycology 61-70
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! Unlock
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;[[Mushroom Farming]]
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! Skill Level
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; Unlock Mushroom Farming (Requires 60 Mycology)
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! Cost
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; Unlock Mushroom Farming 51-60
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! Favor
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: Nearly all the recipes can be learned here.
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{{NPC training unlock row
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|Icon=Unlock
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|item=Mycology{{pipe}}Unlock Mycology Skill Levels 51-60
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==Hang Out==
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| skilllevel= 50
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*''' Have a mushroom-joke competition ''' (3 hours) {{Favor|Neutral}}
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| cost= 20,000
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<spoiler show="Reward for Have a mushroom-joke competition">
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| favor= Neutral
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:Hahaha! Wait, damn it all! I laughed, but only because your joke was so awful! Mycelium museaum doesn't even rhyme! Or make sense! Okay, my turn... we're both about out of material here... have I tried this one? Why did the two algae get married? They took a lichen to each other! ...nothing? Then the final score is 3 to 2, I win! No, I said that laugh didn't count!... Fine, it's a tie! Didja like the mushroom bites? Well, next time YOU make 'em, 'cuz they're a pain in the ass! Here's the recipe.
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}}
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:: 30 Favor
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{{NPC training unlock row
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:: Recipe for Spicy Porcini Bites
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|Icon=Unlock
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</spoiler>
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|item=Mycology{{pipe}}Unlock Mycology Skill Levels 61-70
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| skilllevel= 60
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| cost= 50,000
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| favor= Close Friends
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}}
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|}
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:{| class = "sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
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|+ style="white-space:nowrap;" | [[Carpentry]]
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! Unlock
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! Skill Level
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! Cost
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! Favor
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Oak Mushroom Box Frame
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|cost=265
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|favor=Comfortable
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|skilllevel=4
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Maple Mushroom Box Frame
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|cost=433
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|favor=Comfortable
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|skilllevel=9
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Cedar Mushroom Box Frame
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|cost=933
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|favor=Comfortable
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|skilllevel=14
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Spruce Mushroom Box Frame
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|cost=1,100
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|favor=Comfortable
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|skilllevel=19
 +
}}
 +
|}
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:{| class = "sortable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
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|+ style="white-space:nowrap;" | [[Mushroom Farming]]
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! Unlock
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! Skill Level
 +
! Cost
 +
! Favor
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{{NPC training unlock row
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|Icon=Unlock
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|item=Mushroom Farming{{pipe}}Learn Mushroom Farming
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|skilllevel=60 Mycology
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|cost=35,000
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|favor=Friends
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}}
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{{NPC training unlock row
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|Icon=Unlock
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|item=Mushroom Farming{{pipe}}Unlock Mushroom Farming Levels 51-60
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|skilllevel=50
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|cost= 50,000
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|favor=Like Family
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Practice Mushroom Box (12 Hour)
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|cost=0
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|favor=Friends
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|skilllevel=3
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Practice Mushroom Box (24 Hour)
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|cost=0
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|favor=Close Friends
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|skilllevel=18
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Practice Mushroom Box (48 Hour)
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|cost=0
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|favor=Best Friends
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|skilllevel=33
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Practice Mushroom Box (72 Hour)
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|cost=0
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|favor=Like Family
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|skilllevel=50
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Fast Mushroom Box
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|cost=1,633
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|favor=Close Friends
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|skilllevel=25
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Very Fast Mushroom Box
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|cost=4,633
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|favor=???
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|skilllevel=45
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Lucky Mushroom Box
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|cost=166
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|favor=Friends
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|skilllevel=1
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Lucky Mushroom Box (12 hour)
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|cost=333
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|favor=Close Friends
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|skilllevel=6
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Lucky Mushroom Box (24 hour)
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|cost=1,666
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|favor=Best Friends
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|skilllevel=26
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Lucky Mushroom Box (48 hour)
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|cost=4,600
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|favor=Like Family
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|skilllevel=44
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=High-Yield Mushroom Box (48 hours)
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|cost=0
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|favor=???
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|skilllevel=30
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}}
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{{NPC training row
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|recipe=Epic Crop Mushroom Box
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|cost=0
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|favor=???
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|skilllevel=25
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}}
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|}
  
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== Hang Outs ==
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[[Category:Favor/Hang Outs]]
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{{Spoiler|Have a mushroom-joke competition (3 hours) {{Favor|Neutral}}|
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{{Quote|"Hahaha! Wait, damn it all! I laughed, but only because your joke was so awful! Mycelium museum doesn't even rhyme! Or make sense! Okay, my turn... we're both about out of material here... have I tried this one? Why did the two algae get married? They took a lichen to each other! ...nothing? Then the final score is 3 to 2, I win! No, I said that laugh didn't count!... Fine, it's a tie! Didja like the mushroom bites? Well, next time YOU make 'em, 'cuz they're a pain in the ass! Here's the recipe."}}
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:30 Favor with Hemmit Magmagrip
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:Recipe for [[Cooking|Spicy Porcini Bites]]
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}}
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{{Spoiler|Explain how mushroom circles work (8 hours)|
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:The ability to learn more mushroom-grow boxes gets unlocked (i.e. Epic Crop Mushroom Box).
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}}
  
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== Events ==
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===== Winter Celebration =====
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{{HOLIDAY
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|RiShin Friends = 1x Random Equip (Lv 70): {{Item|Crushing Club}}, {{Item|Lunging Staff}}
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|RiShin Family = 2x Random Equips (Lv 70): {{Item|Flask of Chills}}, {{Item|Misery Trooper Helm}}, {{Item|Misery Trooper Gauntlets}}, {{Item|Scorpiclaw Boots}}
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}}
 
== Conversations ==
 
== Conversations ==
 
{{Quote|source=[[Hemmit Magmagrip]]|
 
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The woman says, "Well, he wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
 
The woman says, "Well, he wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
 
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}}
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{{Quote|source=[[Hemmit Magmagrip]]|
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So this crazed human kidnaps two distinguished dwarven mycologists and says "I'm going to become famous by killing one of you! Which will it be?"
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The dwarves both say they have important research left to do. So the crazy human says, "Fine. You each get two minutes to explain why I shouldn't kill you." The first mycologist explains how his work on fungal taxonomy is improving the world. He goes all out, talking about medical benefits, the number of people he can save with his improved schema, everything he can think of. The crazy human stops him and says, "Okay, your time's up. Next dwarf!"
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The other mycologist says "Let me spend two minutes explaining why yeast genetics is an important research area..." but he was interrupted by the first mycologist who shouted "Kill me! Kill me!"
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Ha ha, I love that one! But the idea that dwarven society would hold mycologists in high esteem is really the punchline. On a meta-level. It's one of those laugh-instead-of-crying jokes.
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}}
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{{Quote|source=[[Hemmit Magmagrip]]|
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So this elf comes to the farmer's market and he runs up to the vegetable stand. "I need a mushroom right away!" he shouts. The dwarven farmer says "Sorry, I'm sold out. Come back next week."
  
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[[Category:NPCs]][[Category:New Prestonbule Cave NPCs]][[Category:Dwarf]][[Category:Skill Trainer]]
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The elf leaves dejected, but a couple hours later he's right back. "Come on, dwarf, it's a kinky sex thing. I really gotta have a mushroom!" And the dwarf calmly explains there's no mushrooms. The elf leaves.
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Right about closing time the elf runs back to the stand. "PLEASE, dwarf, give me a mushroom!"
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The dwarf signs. "Look, elf, if you answer a couple questions for me I'll give you a mushroom. First spell 'cat,' like in 'cataclysm.'" The elf spells C-A-T.
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"Now spell pig, like in 'pigmentation.'" The elf spells P-I-G.
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"Great. Now spell fuck, like in 'mushrooms.'" The elf looks confused. "There's no 'fuck' in mushrooms."
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The dwarf smacks the elf with his hat and shouts "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL FUCKING DAY!"
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}}
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[[Category:NPCs]]

Latest revision as of 20:31, 19 February 2023

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Hemmit Magmagrip
Hemmit Magmagrip.png
Seems friendly enough.
Region:
Gazluk
Town:
New Prestonbule Cave
Location:
Left, by of mushroom circle.
Anatomy:
Dwarf
Species:
Dwarf
Beast Speak:
Yes
Speaks With:
???
Skill Trainer:
Mushroom Farming, Mycology, Carpentry
“

A new face in the cave, eh? Say... are you a big fan of caves?

Hemmit Magmagrip is a Dwarf member of the Aufghel Naturalist Society, and traveled to Gazluk alongside Mox Warcut and Bellema Deftwhisper. Hemmit is convinced that mushroom people exist, and that they have established a secret teleportation network.

Location

Gazluk
Found near the mushroom circle inside New Prestonbule Cave.

Favor

Small Talk [view/edit]

Quests

Training

Mycology
Unlock Skill Level Cost Favor
Error: Item not found
 
  50    20,000 councils   [Neutral] 
Error: Item not found
 
  60    50,000 councils   [Close Friends] 
Carpentry
Unlock Skill Level Cost Favor
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5787.png Oak Mushroom Box Frame  4    265 councils   [Comfortable] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5787.png Maple Mushroom Box Frame  9    433 councils   [Comfortable] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5787.png Cedar Mushroom Box Frame  14    933 councils   [Comfortable] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5787.png Spruce Mushroom Box Frame  19    1,100 councils   [Comfortable] 
Mushroom Farming
Unlock Skill Level Cost Favor
Error: Item not found
 
  60 Mycology    35,000 councils   [Friends] 
 50    50,000 councils   [Like Family] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Practice Mushroom Box (12 Hour)  3    0 councils   [Friends] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Practice Mushroom Box (24 Hour)  18    0 councils   [Close Friends] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Practice Mushroom Box (48 Hour)  33    0 councils   [Best Friends] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Practice Mushroom Box (72 Hour)  50    0 councils   [Like Family] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Fast Mushroom Box  25    1,633 councils   [Close Friends] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Very Fast Mushroom Box  45    4,633 councils   [???] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Lucky Mushroom Box  1    166 councils   [Friends] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Lucky Mushroom Box (12 hour)  6    333 councils   [Close Friends] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Lucky Mushroom Box (24 hour)  26    1,666 councils   [Best Friends] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Lucky Mushroom Box (48 hour)  44    4,600 councils   [Like Family] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png High-Yield Mushroom Box (48 hours)  30    0 councils   [???] 
Error: Item not foundRecipe: icon_5788.png Epic Crop Mushroom Box  25    0 councils   [???] 

Hang Outs

Have a mushroom-joke competition (3 hours) [Neutral]

“

"Hahaha! Wait, damn it all! I laughed, but only because your joke was so awful! Mycelium museum doesn't even rhyme! Or make sense! Okay, my turn... we're both about out of material here... have I tried this one? Why did the two algae get married? They took a lichen to each other! ...nothing? Then the final score is 3 to 2, I win! No, I said that laugh didn't count!... Fine, it's a tie! Didja like the mushroom bites? Well, next time YOU make 'em, 'cuz they're a pain in the ass! Here's the recipe."

30 Favor with Hemmit Magmagrip
Recipe for Spicy Porcini Bites

Explain how mushroom circles work (8 hours)

The ability to learn more mushroom-grow boxes gets unlocked (i.e. Epic Crop Mushroom Box).


Events

Winter Celebration
[Friends] Favor - 1x Random Equip (Lv 70): ,
[Like Family] Favor - 2x Random Equips (Lv 70): , , ,

Conversations

“

So what brings you to the cave today? Are you in need of my mycological expertise?

What's up with this circle of mushrooms?

Ah, good eye. It's a mushroom circle. I've seen several in my years, but this one's a bit special.

What is it special?

Okay, this is gonna sound like a joke, but I'm not joking! Years ago when I was doing some mushroom analysis, I saw something appear in a circle like this one. It was a mushroom, bigger than me. And it could walk around! It tried to talk to me with some sort of mind magic, but I couldn't understand. But the point is, it teleported! I'm sure of it.

So mushroom people can teleport via these circles?

Yes, and there's more. Hemmit looks to see if others are watching. Mox thinks I'm insane, but I tell you, I saw one of these mushroom people in a cave near here! The locals call it Snowblood Shadow Cave. There was a mushroom circle, a bit smaller than this one, and nearby was a mushroom man.

Did you talk to him?

I tried to, but all I got was a headache. So now I'm doing every test I can think of to figure out the secret of these mushrooms... no luck so far, but some of my tests will take weeks to complete. Maybe I'll unlock a new kind of travel! Hey, a dwarf can dream, right?

If you head into that cave, see if you can find the mushroom man.

I'll let you know if I find this mushroom.

— Hemmit Magmagrip

“

So this human woman is getting married for the fourth time. The Council flunkie who's doing the marriage ceremony asks what happened to her first three husbands. "It's so tragic. My first husband ate a bowl of false agaric mushrooms and died."

The flunkie says, "That's very sad! What about your second husband?"

"Oh that's even sadder. He ate an iocaine mushroom and died."

"That's terrible! I'm scared to even ask about your third husband..."

The women says, "Oh, he fell down a mine shaft." The flunkie gasps. "How did that happen?"

The woman says, "Well, he wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

— Hemmit Magmagrip

“

So this crazed human kidnaps two distinguished dwarven mycologists and says "I'm going to become famous by killing one of you! Which will it be?"

The dwarves both say they have important research left to do. So the crazy human says, "Fine. You each get two minutes to explain why I shouldn't kill you." The first mycologist explains how his work on fungal taxonomy is improving the world. He goes all out, talking about medical benefits, the number of people he can save with his improved schema, everything he can think of. The crazy human stops him and says, "Okay, your time's up. Next dwarf!"

The other mycologist says "Let me spend two minutes explaining why yeast genetics is an important research area..." but he was interrupted by the first mycologist who shouted "Kill me! Kill me!"

Ha ha, I love that one! But the idea that dwarven society would hold mycologists in high esteem is really the punchline. On a meta-level. It's one of those laugh-instead-of-crying jokes.

— Hemmit Magmagrip

“

So this elf comes to the farmer's market and he runs up to the vegetable stand. "I need a mushroom right away!" he shouts. The dwarven farmer says "Sorry, I'm sold out. Come back next week."

The elf leaves dejected, but a couple hours later he's right back. "Come on, dwarf, it's a kinky sex thing. I really gotta have a mushroom!" And the dwarf calmly explains there's no mushrooms. The elf leaves.

Right about closing time the elf runs back to the stand. "PLEASE, dwarf, give me a mushroom!"

The dwarf signs. "Look, elf, if you answer a couple questions for me I'll give you a mushroom. First spell 'cat,' like in 'cataclysm.'" The elf spells C-A-T.

"Now spell pig, like in 'pigmentation.'" The elf spells P-I-G.

"Great. Now spell fuck, like in 'mushrooms.'" The elf looks confused. "There's no 'fuck' in mushrooms."

The dwarf smacks the elf with his hat and shouts "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL FUCKING DAY!"

— Hemmit Magmagrip

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