Hemmit Magmagrip

Hemmit Magmagrip
Seems friendly enough.
Region:	Gazluk
Location:	New Prestonbule Cave
Beast Speak:	???
Skill Trainer:	Mushroom Farming, Mycology

“

A new face in the cave, eh? Say... are you a big fan of caves?

Hemmit Magmagrip is a Dwarf member of the Aufghel Naturalist Society, and traveled to Gazluk alongside Mox Warcut and Bellema Deftwhisper. Hemmit is convinced that mushroom people exist, and that they have established a secret teleportation network.

Location

Gazluk

Found near the mushroom circle inside New Prestonbule Cave.

Small Talk

• Likes Fully Assembled Mushroom Boxes
• Likes Porcini Mushrooms
• Likes Black Foot Morels

Quests

• Groxmax Mushrooms for Hemmit [Neutral] - Obtain 10 Groxmax Mushrooms. Hint

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Reward: 100 favor, 5000 Councils

• Black Foot Morels for Hemmit [Neutral], - Obtain 10 Black Foot Morels. Hint

Requirement: Complete Groxmax Mushrooms for Hemmit.

Reward for Groxmax Mushrooms for Hemmit Hide Spoiler

Reward: 150 favor, 5000 Councils

Training

Mycology

Unlock Mycology 51-60

Unlock Mycology 61-70

Mushroom Farming

Unlock Mushroom Farming (Requires 60 Mycology)

Unlock Mushroom Farming 51-60

Nearly all the recipes can be learned here.

Hang Out

• Have a mushroom-joke competition (3 hours) [Neutral]

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Hahaha! Wait, damn it all! I laughed, but only because your joke was so awful! Mycelium museaum doesn't even rhyme! Or make sense! Okay, my turn... we're both about out of material here... have I tried this one? Why did the two algae get married? They took a lichen to each other! ...nothing? Then the final score is 3 to 2, I win! No, I said that laugh didn't count!... Fine, it's a tie! Didja like the mushroom bites? Well, next time YOU make 'em, 'cuz they're a pain in the ass! Here's the recipe.

30 Favor

Recipe for Spicy Porcini Bites

Conversations

“

So what brings you to the cave today? Are you in need of my mycological expertise?

What's up with this circle of mushrooms?

Ah, good eye. It's a mushroom circle. I've seen several in my years, but this one's a bit special.

What is it special?

Okay, this is gonna sound like a joke, but I'm not joking! Years ago when I was doing some mushroom analysis, I saw something appear in a circle like this one. It was a mushroom, bigger than me. And it could walk around! It tried to talk to me with some sort of mind magic, but I couldn't understand. But the point is, it teleported! I'm sure of it.

So mushroom people can teleport via these circles?

Yes, and there's more. Hemmit looks to see if others are watching. Mox thinks I'm insane, but I tell you, I saw one of these mushroom people in a cave near here! The locals call it Snowblood Shadow Cave. There was a mushroom circle, a bit smaller than this one, and nearby was a mushroom man.

Did you talk to him?

I tried to, but all I got was a headache. So now I'm doing every test I can think of to figure out the secret of these mushrooms... no luck so far, but some of my tests will take weeks to complete. Maybe I'll unlock a new kind of travel! Hey, a dwarf can dream, right?

If you head into that cave, see if you can find the mushroom man.

I'll let you know if I find this mushroom.

— Hemmit Magmagrip

“

So this human woman is getting married for the fourth time. The Council flunkie who's doing the marriage ceremony asks what happened to her first three husbands. "It's so tragic. My first husband ate a bowl of false agaric mushrooms and died."

The flunkie says, "That's very sad! What about your second husband?"

"Oh that's even sadder. He ate an iocaine mushroom and died."

"That's terrible! I'm scared to even ask about your third husband..."

The women says, "Oh, he fell down a mine shaft." The flunkie gasps. "How did that happen?"

The woman says, "Well, he wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

— Hemmit Magmagrip