Gretchen Salas

Gretchen Salas
Scowling and dirty
Region:	[[Eltibule]]
Location:	In or around Eltibule Keep.
Beast Speak:	No

[[Category:Eltibule NPCs]]

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I was the cook for the Eltibule family! Now I live outside the keep, growing fuckin' potatos and waitin' to die.

Gretchen Salas is a Human who once worked in Eltibule Keep as the cook. She is furious that non-humans have come to live in the Keep.

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Those Damned dwarves! It should have been a six-year task to rebuild the keep, but they spent more than double that before they were run off by the younger James. They say dwarves are good at stone work, but apparently that's just a load of horseshit, like how they say elves are kind and generous. All lies, it is.

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I came here with Lord and Lady Eltibule when the moved back here to reclaim their ancestral home. That was 24 years ago. Served the Eltibules right up until the younger James disappeared. That was five years ago. No, six, now. Everything's been pretty terrible since then.

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Well after James and Serisa and Katarina died, there was just the boy James II. He became duke, and he ran those damned dwarves off! I wish he was still around.

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Well, James II isn't officially dead, so I'm still holding out a little hope. It's been six years though... and I ain't stupid. Pretty sure he died while traveling'. And soon as he was out of the picture, the damned Council swooped in and discontinued the duchy. Such a shame! Fuckin' wizards!

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I mean I know there are some good elves out there! It's not that! It's just that these elves are such scum! I heard Oritania was banished from Dwyndarre for having too much sex, and that's why she didn't die with the others. Can you imagine how much sex that must be?! She's a freak! They all are! Oh, my rolls are done baking.

Location

Eltibule

Gretchen wanders between Eltibule Keep and her house just outside Eltibule Keep, frequently stopping to yell at the other residents.

Small Talk ^[view/edit]

• Likes Chairs and Other Things To Sit On Hint
• Likes Veggie-Heavy Dinners Hint
• Loves Strange Dirt Hint

Quests

• Cream for Potatoes To start this quest, talk to Gretchen in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.
  • Obtain
    

     

    Sour Cream
  • Talk to Gretchen
• Gratflower Millet (Quest)

  To start this quest, talk to Gretchen in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.

  • Obtain
    

     

    Gratflower Millet
  • Talk to Gretchen
• Muntok Peppercorns (Quest)

  To start this quest, talk to Gretchen in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.

  • Obtain
    

     

    Muntok Peppercorns
    x3
  • Talk to Gretchen

Services

Bartering

Hang Out

Gossip with Gretchen about the elves in Eltibule Keep (? hours) [Neutral]

• 12 favor with Gretchen Salas
• 1 Gretchen's Potato Rolls

Help Gretchen prepare her famous potato vodka (4 hours) [Comfortable]

Okay, that's enough potatoes! Now I need to go age them. Here, take a swig of the finished stuff. Good huh? Yeah! This is my favorite vodka recipe. It was King Eltibule's secret vice!

• 40 favor with Gretchen Salas
• Recipe for Potato Vodka (Un-Aged)
• Recipe for Potato Vodka (Drinkable Cask)