Ultashk

File:Ultashk.jpg Lost in his own thoughts.
Region:	Eltibule
Dungeon:	Hogan's Basement
Location:	-
Anatomy:	Goblin
Species:	Goblin
Beast Speak:	Yes
Speaks With:	All

“

Huh? Where...oh. I wasn't asleep! I was just thinking about something very far away. Now move along!

Ultashk acts as a guardsman for the band of goblins led by Malvol. Fluency in Goblinese (25) is required to talk to him.

Location

Hogan's Basement

Guarding the staircase gate.

Quests

Ultashk offers a quest the first time someone asks to pass through the gate he guards. Subsequent openings of the gate will cost 500 Councils.

• Convince Ultashk to Help To start this quest, talk to Ultashk in Hogan's Basement.
  • Obtain
    

     

    Filthy Animal Fat
    x3
  • Talk to Ultashk

Conversations

“

What d'ya want?

Hey, how do I get through that gate?

What'd ya think? You pull the lever. Well, you don't pull the lever, I pull the lever. My job.

Sounds good! So can you pull it? I need to go through the gate.

He draws himself up.

Beyond this gate lies certain death! I guard it, because my position in the clan is very important!

Also because Malvol says he'll kick my ass if I don't. Hah! Like that's gonna happen. He's barely got a clan anymore.

What's down there?

I told you, certain death. At the hands of goblins, and we like to make it hurt. Have fun!

Thanks! But I see that you are not pulling the lever. Are you going to pull it or not?

Don't be a prick. I got no reason to trust you. Maybe if you show I can trust you, show you're reliable, maybe then I'll open the gate.

And how do I do that?

You rub my feet enough, I might rub yours. Not feet, though - more like bring me some premium candle wax lard. Then we'll see if I let you in.

Where do I get that?

I don't know. Do I look like a candlemaker?

He thinks.

I guess just butcher some cows or whatever. Get a butchering knife and just start butchering.

Bring me three big blobs of fat. I need to make a big-ass candle.

You got it.

— Ultashk

“

Yeah, yeah, thanks for all your help or whatever. I don't think it's going to work. I'm just going to buy a frigging candle. Now get outta here - I'm busy.

Doing what? You're just standing here not pulling the lever.

Little personal, don't ya think? What, you want a list of all my kinks too?

Maybe later? Right now I need to get through this gate. I've got things to do!

Perv. I was thinking about someone. I was planning.

Fine by me. Can I got in now?

Asshole. I may trust you a little better now, but I'm nobody's doorgoblin. And now I need to buy a frigging candle. So pay up if you want through! 500 coins.

500 coins? Seriously? Fine.

Yeah, yeah. Get outta here.

No. Nope. Hard no. Open the gate.

— Ultashk after completing quest.