Rita

Rita
Her eyes are bright with excitement as she gossips with Blanche.
Region:	Serbule
Town:	Serbule Keep
Location:	Outside the inn.
Anatomy:	Elven
Species:	Elf
Beast Speak:	No

“

Hi sweetie, how are you? You're looking gorgeous!

— Rita

Rita is a sex-addicted Elf who hangs out on the Chortling Beaver's front porch, enjoying numerous salacious discussions with Blanche.

“

Blanche: I have the juiciest gossip! But you have to keep it a secret.

Rita: Of course! Is it about Salmay?

Blanche: No... it's Ivyn! I heard he hasn't been with an elf in six months!

Rita: That's not healthy! What has he done instead? Humans?

Location

Serbule

Outside the inn, talking to Blanche.

Favor

Small Talk ^[view/edit]

• Dislikes Food
• Likes Flowers Hint
• Loves Slippers
• Loves Interesting Reading Material

Favor Rewards

Reward at [Comfortable]:

Referral to Harry the Wolf as a friend, allows access to Lycanthropy via a quest.

Reward at [Friends]:

“

You've been such a good friend. Here, I wanted you to have this. It's brought me luck over the years.

 

Rita's Lucky Underpants

Hang Outs

Help Rita braid her hair (60 min)

“

Ow! No! You're doing it wrong! Okay... stop! Okay, you get an 'A' for effort, but let's call it a day.

12 favor with Rita

2 Hair Tie

Help Rita make navel rings (4 hours)

35 favor

1 Navel Ring of Cleanliness (Max Cleanliness +1)

Take a hike through the woods and then have sex (12 hr)

“

That was fun! You were pretty good! But practice what I showed you for next time, okay?

95 favor

Recipe for Elven Sexual Energy Cantrip

Spy on Marna to discover her hair secrets (8 hr)

“

She must have known we were watching her! That's why she used that creepy cantrip: to throw us off the trail. Elves wouldn't use that, it's slummy Human magic. We need to spy on her again later.

65 favor with Rita

Recipe for Human Hair-Cleaning Cantrip

Help Rita make soap (5 hr)

42 favor

50 Alchemy XP

Recipe for Floral Soap

Play with the giant rats in town (2 hr)

20 favor

3 Violet

Quests

• Rita Wants Flowers To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.
  • Obtain Flowers (6)
  • Talk to Rita
• Rita's Curiosity To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.
  • Ask Marna about her hair
  • Talk to Rita

  Response to player

  “

  Well hello! What? My hair? Oh that's easy: I use an alchemical potion twice a month. I should make some extra bottles and sell it! You look like you could use a bottle, if you don't mind my saying.

• Rita's Soap To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.
  • Deliver Herbal Soap to Helena
  • Talk to Rita

  Response to player

  “

  A gift from Rita? Thanks! I guess she had fun at the... what is this, soap?!

  ...

  Ha ha. Tell Rita to go suckle a treant, will you?

• Rita Needs Slippers To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.
  • Obtain a pair of
    

     

    Goblin Slippers
  • Talk to Rita
• Rita's Shell Request To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Close Friends] favor.
  • Obtain a
    

     

    Perfect Giant Snail Shell
  • Talk to Rita

Training

Interpretive Dance Variant

Rita is the teacher for Dance 2 (variant B). At least three musicians must be playing instruments near Rita to convince them to demonstrate their dance.

Events

Winter Celebration

[Friends] Favor -	Rita's Charm (lv 30)
[Like Family] Favor -	Rita's Charm (lv 30), 5x   Red Rose

Gallery

Rita (Left) & Blanche (Right) talking on the Serbule Keep Inn Porch.