Westley
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| Location: | Found near Marna's shop.
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| Species: | Ellf
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| Beast Speak: | Yes
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| Speaks With: | All
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Location
- Serbule
- Westley can be encountered during the Seasonal Event of Halloween, and is found near a counter in the back of Marna's shop.
Quests
- Zhia Lian Event: The Elven Medicine
To start this quest, talk to Westley in Serbule.
- Obtain Milk
- Obtain Mandrake Root
- Obtain Antler
- Talk to Westley
Events
Halloween
Westley has appeared during Halloween 2019, Halloween 2020, Halloween 2022 and 2023.
Conversations
“What can I do ya for? It's an elven expression. Heh heh... *sigh* I am so bad at this...
- (after assisting Brandon in Ilmari and then talking to him in the Red Wing Casino) Hi, Brandon Mellus sent me.
What? No no no. Tell Brandon I'm out of the cult. I don't want to get turned back! Getting turned into an elf was the best thing that ever happened to me!
These elves... I came here looking for help and they have been so incredibly kind. They treat me like... a person. They *know* I'm not a natural elf and they don't care! They're trying to teach me how to be a good elf!
[Westley coughs]
Um, speaking of which, since you've come such a long way... I could use your help!
- What is it?
Um, I need some medicine. It's... this is embarrassing.
- You're sick? It's not embarrassing. Just tell me.
No... um, well... there's a down side to being an elf. We have... urges. You know how humans are taught that elves are charm-rapists? That does happen! But those are *feral* elves: ones who don't learn how to control their urges and eventually start... well, using magical coercion.
After I learned that, I stopped taking magic lessons, because what if I couldn't control my urges? My sex drive terrifies me! It's insane! This is so much worse than human puberty. Or even orc puberty!
I'm learning control with meditation and mental strengthening, but it takes time. Normally I'd have full control decades before I reached adulthood, but I was turned into an adult elf...
- So you need 'medicine' to...
I need a balm that helps take the edge off my libido. Just for a while! Marna has some, and it worked great, but I used it all.
Here's the ingredients list, can you get the stuff?
- I'll see what I can do. Bye for now.
Quest Completion
“Thank you! Oh, thank the gods. I've been rubbing myself raw! Sorry, bad imagery. The other elves keep telling me to watch my unsexy phrasing. But anyway, thank you.
- What's next for you?
I'll stay here for a while, but I'm going to Verta when I can afford it. The elves here think I'll be able to take special remedial classes and learn to be a real elf! I mean, the elves here are teaching me the language and stuff like that, but normal elves go through a really long education cycle. I just need to somehow find the money...
- The money?
The elves here helped me arrange travel, but there are expenses involved, and these elves don't have much money left. They're refugees after all.
- How much money?
...4500 Councils. Don't worry, I'm not asking you for that! I'll get it somehow. It'll take years, but I'm an elf now. I have time!
Council Donation
If you choose to give Westley 4500 gold to help him travel to Verta, Brandon Mellus will reward you with a Level 80 Alamyneth.
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- I can pay that for you.
Wait, why? As a loan? That's... I...
Look, I own nothing. I have nothing at all to repay you with. And I can't fathom owing someone 4500 Councils, that's a fortune! But thank you.
- No, I'm just going to gift you 4500 Councils. No strings attached.
Why? You understand I have nothing to give in return.
- It's fine, I can afford it. Here!'
Wow. Wow! Thank you! I'll... I'll name my first child after you! Wait, does childbirth work differently for elves? I've never seen a pregnant elf... I'd better go ask Marna. But thank you! So much!
- You're welcome. Goodbye.
