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| Fire Dust is a precious commodity to us fire mages. You need a ton of it while researching advanced spells! Unfortunately I've just recently run out. I wouldn't mind if someone were to obtain some for me. I hear there's Fire Spiders somewhere far from here, and their corpses are full of the stuff.

| Mu the Myconian asked you to collect the heartshrooms of any Myconians you're forced to kill.

| Yeah, there's some mantises out there that are causin' trouble. Can you go whack 'em? They're getting too close for comfort.

| Hm? No, I don't need anything. Wait, actually, have you got any grapes? I just want a snack.

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| Oh for fuck's sake. Now the snails are gettin' too close! Go clear those out too, okay?

| Mu asked you to locate Poe, a myconian that may not entirely be under Tidal's influence, and deliver a message-spore.

| Most myconians have turned away from my counsel. But Poe – loyal Poe is out there somewhere. I don't really believe Poe has turned away from me. Find Poe and deliver this message-spore. And if Poe needs help, please do whatever is necessary.

| Can you get me some perfect snail shells? They need to be perfect, and those are harder to find. But I only need two of 'em.

|  class='s4' | [[Mushroom Jack]]

|  class='s5' | Bring me 10 mushrooms and I'll tell you more. Maybe. If you aren't a Myconian spy!

|  class='s4' | [[Harry the Wolf]]

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|  class='s4' | [[Velkort]]

|  class='s5' | To be a good wizard, you have to know more lore. Go search the town and really study what you find. Pay attention to your surroundings!

|  class='s4' | [[Marna]]

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|  class='s4' | [[Oritania]]

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|  class='s4' | [[Oritania]]

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| I'm making a special … device. For Ivyn. It's a … well, anyway, it doesn't matter. I need a horn. A really nice one, maybe made of ivory? Or something even better if you come across it. Thanks.

|  class='s4' | [[Kalaba]]

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| Blacksmithing is all about shaping metal. But we've been a little low on metal for a while now. I mean, there's not exactly an iron mine nearby. I generally make do, but I wouldn't mind some spare metal, that's for sure!

|  class='s4' | [[Kalaba]]

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| I know Velkort thinks I should be able to keep the forge hot through my magic, but I'm afraid I was never very good at it. Hammering's more my thing.        Can you get me some non-magical fuel for my fire? I'm running low.

| Hey, you've been killing those damned skeletons, right? Got any good, strong femurs? I need a half-dozen for this project I'm working on.

|  class='s4' | [[Blanche]]

| Use Blanche's awl to chip the giant crystal somewhere out in the forest. You aren't sure what will happen when you do this. You've been told to be careful.

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|  class='s4' | [[Joeh]]

|  class='s5' | Prove your worth first and then I'll tell you. We've had a huge number of tigers show up at the pond underneath the waterfall.  Velkort said they're flooding in from another dimension or some ridiculous thing... but all I know is they're dangerous. Go kill them and come back. Oh, but I do have armor and supplies for sale if you need them.

|  class='s4' | [[Harry the Wolf]]

| Harry says he'll give you some of his precious antidote. But you'll have to pay him handsomely for it!

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|  class='s4' | [[Fainor]]

| Fainor the elf doesn't trust you since you're an animal. Collect 20 apples in the forest to convince him to do business with you.

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|  class='s4' | [[Velkort]]

| Velkort wants me to go grab a piece of blue crystal from a nearby crypt. The entrance is in the graveyard.        I'm to avoid the central room with the giant spider, and work my way around the perimeter until I reach an energy barrier. The secret code for the barrier is 397.

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| So we accidentally summoned a portal to an area infested with dinosaurs. And now this tomb is crawling with them! I've cleared out a bunch from this area, but can you hunt down some more?

| Ursula's Creepy Bear

| Lady Rasheen was a fellow engineer with a whole lot more experience fixing portals. I wish she was here now, but she was killed by her own curiosity. She opened the tomb nearby and a skeleton climbed into her mind. Said the only way to cure it was to kill the skeleton, but we weren't strong enough. She died blubbering in the corner about how children were throwing fire at her. Very sad.        Anyway! Can you go kill that thing? She has a plush toy – bring it to me as evidence.

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| Maybe you should talk to Harry about how to fix your unfortunate cow-hood. If there's one person who knows animal transformation curses, it's Harry.

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|  class='s4' | [[Marna]]

| Marna wants me to burn myself on a total of 12 different candles inside the nearby crypt. I may not be able to reach all the candles right away, it's too dangerous... but I should keep it in mind for later.

| I need more data. Can you go touch some more candles in the crypt? Say, a dozen. But you can count the ones you've already touched toward the total.

| Marna wants me to burn myself on the candles inside the nearby crypt. In return she'll teach me some first aid techniques.

| Hey, do me a favor, go burn yourself on some of those eldritch candles scattered around the crypt beneath town. I want to study the burn patterns. Each candle should leave a distinct burn mark. Just go touch four of them and come back.        Oh it won't hurt THAT much, you big baby!

|  class='s4' | [[Jara]]

| Jara's barn has been coopted by a huge grizzly bear. She'd be grateful if I could kill it, but she doesn't really think I'm capable of doing so.

|  class='s5' | Well, okay. Thanks! Remember, don't let him hit you. He has arms like a golem bruiser.

|  class='s4' | [[Marna]]

| Marna wants me to collect a ton of spider legs for her medicinal recipes. In exchange, she'll teach me one of her secret recipes.

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|  class='s4' | [[Velkort]]

| Velkort has told me the frequency for the giant red crystal. All I have to do is touch it while thinking the right word.        Once I'm past the crystal, I should try to figure out who's behind this and why.

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| Hogan's Request

|  class='s4' | [[Hogan]]

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| Hulon's Bribe

|  class='s4' | [[Hulon the Hoarder]]

| Hulon won't let you use the Council Vault while you're an animal... if his superiors found out, he'd be in trouble. But he hinted that a suitable bribe would get him to look the other way.

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|  class='s4' | [[Jesina]]

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|  class='s4' | [[Jace Soral]]

| Jace Soral has asked you to defeat a hugely powerful werewolf named Bleddyn, somewhere in the forested part of the Kur Mountains. He mentioned that you'd need allies to do it. He also mentioned that silver weapons are extra effective against him.

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|  class='s4' | [[Marna]]

| Marna wants me to burn myself on a total of 25 different candles inside the nearby crypt! That's going to take a lot of delving.

| Okay, last time. Just go touch candles until your hand burns off. Hyperbole! Relax! How about 25, just to be damned sure we've got it done?

| Those bears attack even stronger predators! They need to be shown their place. But I don't dare waver in my goal. You, however, might be able to waver a little bit? Just a tad? Make them suffer.

|  class='s4' | [[Riger]]

| When you first awoke in a cave, an elf named Riger greeted you. He seemed depressed, and asked for something to cure his depression. Unfortunately, he wasn't clear about what that might be.

|  class='s5' | I don't know. I mean, I don't even want to escape, you know? It doesn't matter anymore. I think I'm seriously depressed. But I can't figure out a fix. I wish I could feel hope again.

| I'm having a party this weekend and I wanted to serve an insane amount of pork. Just... an INSANE amount! Could you help? I need a few more pork shoulders.

| Damn it, he's still out there! Mocking me! The only tiger to escape my blade! Old Fangsworth is a crafty beast; I admit he bested me when I was younger. I could kill him now, but I no longer have the time to stalk him and take him out.

| You're a good sort. I should let you in on something: I'm fond of leather parties. Everyone wears amazing custom leather clothes, and it's exquisite! I'm throwing one soon, and I need a bunch of leather. Shoddy leather will do; these are costumes that will only be worn once, after all.

| The sewer system's a mess of poorly-planned portals, and tigers have been pouring in from one of them! Sir Coth is too incompetent to deal with them, and I'm too busy. Can you do it?        I need some proof that they're being handled. Can you get me a couple of cat eyeballs? Intact ones are pretty hard to find, but if you kill enough tigers I'm sure you'll get them.

| Werewolves who never leave wolf form eventually start leaking magic into their bones and organs. It's happened to me, and I quite like the feeling, but I wish to study the phenomenon more... without dissecting myself. See if you can find werewolves whose magic has bled into their teeth. I doubt they'll be too common, but please look around.

| Rita's Shell Request

| Oh I have a really big favor to ask! It's really hard but I'll totally make it worth your while. Can you get me a flawless giant snail shell? They're really hard to get. I heard you have to kill dozens to find one. But you're so strong and brave, I'm sure it'll only take you a second!

| North and east of here is a very powerful, semi-sentient fey bear named The Mauler. He and his mate dominate whole swaths of the countryside, maiming and killing any caravans that try to come here. Can you put him down? Bring me his claw when you've done the deed.

| Oh my birthday is coming up... in like six or eight months... and I thought of a great early present you could get me! Goblin Slippers! They supposedly make the most comfortable slippers of any race! I want green ones, but I'm not picky. You pick the color!

| I have a long work order to get through today. I need refreshment! You've been down into the goblin basement, no? Do you have any power potions? The goblins love to carry them.

| Rita's Soap

| Oh, I made some floral soap for Helena. She lives way off in Eltibule though, on one of those dumb plateaus, so I haven't had a chance to give it to her. If you're headed that way can you give it to her? She's this cute but dorky armor vendor. She's always smelled a little... bad... so I thought... well, hopefully she gets the hint in time for my next orgy!

| Rita's Curiosity

| Rita has asked you to discover the secret of Marna's beautiful long hair.

| Marna's old, like sooo old. But her hair is so great! You know what I heard? I heard that back before the forest existed, she met a wanderer and helped him ... plant his forest, if you know what I mean, and as a side-effect she's got everflowing hair. Crazy, right? Can you find out if that's true?

| Oh hi, can you get me a bouquet? I don't care what kind of flowers, just a half-dozen nice flowers. Thanks!

| I've been so worried about my sister that I've barely grown enough food to keep us fed. Would you mind bringing me some potatoes? I'll give you a fair trade for them.

| I think it'll cheer Sarina up if I make a bouquet of flowers like we used to have back home. But of course mom used flowers native to the fey realm...        Hey, actually, I know where you can get some! Look for the wooden pillars nearby. They were going to make a new city out there, but then they gave up. But they planted some Flitterbies early on, and those suckers are hard to kill! I bet there's still some out there.

| Sarina has been so unhappy since she came home. I know time is what she needs now, but maybe chemicals can speed the process up!        Can you get me some Pick-Me-Up Juice? It's an old alchemy recipe that puts a smile on your face for a while.

| Sarina's Lost Clothes

| Jesina asked you to find her sister's backpack full of clothes. They're somewhere near an abandoned home.

| When the Council was planning out the new town that never happened here, they built a model home to try to attract settlers. It's just past that hill over there.        So here's the thing: Sarina used to live there, alone, until goblins kidnapped her in the basement one day. She says she's never going anywhere near there again. But her clothes are there, and she's stretching out all my blouses! Can you go find her stuff?

| Have you seen those damned sheep that are always on fire? It's genetic, apparently. Some insane wizard did something to them and let fire sheep loose on the land. A stray fire sheep must have made its way here and started mating with the local population. Unfortunately it's dominant, so we need to cull these before it gets too widespread.

| I know it's quite rare, but I might as well ask: have you stumbled on any extra saltpeter? I'm trying to master a few fire spells I missed. Just for completeness' sake, you understand.

| Hey, if you're headed out into the wilds, mind picking any cotton you see for me?

| George Madler asked you to get some red asters. He's going to use the flowers to create dye.

| I've been experimenting with dyes, but I still haven't really got the hang of it. Ran out of raw materials, though! Could you help? I need some more of those red flowers that grow here. Red asters I think they're called.

| I still wish to woo Zeratak. I believe she would enjoy venison far more than mantis flesh if it was prepared appropriately. I have been experimenting with venison dishes, and I believe I have the recipe!        But I don't have any more ingredients left. Here is the recipe. Can you make it for me?

| Azalak asked you to find some psi mantises that have snuck into Serbule, and discretely slay them before they bring the town's wrath down upon the mantis race.

| Hogan in Hogan's Keep asked you to collect some guavas.

| I'm a bit of a fruit nut. (Do you get it?) I love the guavas that grow around here. Wish I had time to collect some.

| Sie's Roadside Assistance

| Hogan in Hogan's Keep asked you to visit Sie Antry at her home southwest of Hogan's Keep.

| My friend Sie Antry and I share the duty of keeping the monster population thinned out. But recently I feel that Sie's been shirking her duties. Perhaps she's overwhelmed. Can you visit her and see?

| Hogan in Hogan's Keep asked you to kill Gnasher Matriarchs. He says they are west of his keep, near the waterfall.

| Sie Antry and I have been working to keep the roads safe, but it's a very hard battle. But I foresee a new problem that I'd like to nip in the bud. Can you help?        To the west of here, near the waterfall, a herd of Gnashers has moved in. And they're breeding! This will be very bad soon. Can you kill off some of the Gnasher Matriarchs before the whole land is overrun?

| There is another seed repository deeper in the caves. I believe at least one myconian there will be friendly to you – can you go there and deliver these sporelings for safe keeping? We can't afford to keep all our sporelings in one place.

| Someday when I've mastered geology, I'd like to learn more about Anthropology, too: the study of Humans! I guess primitive people just fascinate me. Did you know that Humans discovered cooking before they discovered fire magic? Really! I don't know how they controlled fire without magic, though. I guess that's a mystery lost to the ages.        Speaking of old human cooking, I heard there are antique Human-made spoons in the crypts and caves near here. Could you get me a sample spoon? It'd be fascinating.

| George Madler asked you to kill a bear named Graz. He doesn't know where Graz lives, though, except that it's likely in a cave filled with goblins.

| The third person I need revenge on isn't really a goblin at all. It's a bear. A bear named Graz, famous for eating disobedient slaves. I lost track of where they'd moved Graz. There were some cave-ins around here recently, and the tribe that owned him is missing. Hell, Graz may be dead already. I just need to know Graz will never hurt another slave. Can you make sure of that?

| Thanks for helping clear out some tenders, but there's still so many!        We buy our Garden Tenders from goblins. I do not know what their true species is; that's just what we call them. They are loyal and strong, but the goblins only sell us males. However, last season, they made a mistake. They left us a female! Now we have several females, but still only one at reproductive age. And you must kill her.        It is very sad, I know, but she is under the control of Tidal's renegade myconians. Look on the bright side: tenders are just meatlings, not mushrooms! Oh, I guess that doesn't help you, does it.

| The second goblin was the ship captain that held my wife as a slave. But that ship sank. So instead, I'll take revenge on his son, Algapa. Seems fair, right?        And best of all, his son is right here! He's trying to make a name for himself under Eltibule Keep! I bet it'll be no trouble to kill him. Well... probably a <i>little</i> trouble. But it would help me sleep at night.

| I need some mushrooms. But I don't want to deal with Jack today. He's such a goon. Can you get them for me?

| There are just so many Garden Tenders! It's hard to convince fellow myconians to resist Tidal when they see his massive army of tenders. They're so scary! Can you kill the scary monsters for us?

| Goblin slavers killed my wife and child, and I've only recently escaped slavery myself. I've come for revenge against the chiefs most responsible. And I've tracked them to this area! But it turns out I'm not much of an assassin. Are you?        There are three goblins that need to die. The first's name is Fugorg, and he lives in the caves around here. But I hear he's on a pilgrimage to that weird statue out in the wilderness. Maybe you can find him there and cut his head off?

| I hurt myself yesterday... I dropped a red-hot rock on my foot. I thought I'd managed to get the swelling under control, but my healing magic has always been terrible. Could you go to Marna and ask her for a Simple First Aid Kit?

| I heard that Khyrulek kept creating weapons of destruction even after she died! Supposedly she has a wand that protects her from flame. If I had that wand, I could dissect it to learn the secrets of fire resistance. Wouldn't Velkort be jealous!        But it's just a fanciful dream. How would I ever get ahold of such an artifact?

| Blanche has asked you to get a bottle of Weak Acidic Cleanser. (It's a moderately difficult Alchemy recipe.)

| Can you grab some feathers for me? Shouldn't be hard...

| Okay a tough one... can you get me some sulfur? I have no idea where you'd find it around here, but I need some!

| Yes, actually... can you grab me some spider legs? I need them for new potions. Big or small, doesn't matter.  

| The Ring's Requirement

| This one's even harder. I'm sorry! But if you can find some mandrake root, I'd be really appreciative!

| Ivyn's Demon Bean

| I like you, so I'll let you in on a secret. My grandmother was an alchemist gardener, and they say her best creation was buried with her.        I'd dig her up and retrieve it, but an asshole lich turned her into a living skeleton. She's in the crypt outside of town. Can you put her to rest for me? And retrieve her Demon Bean?

| Ivyn asked you to kill the Salmpo, a plant creature he accidentally grew. It's south of town.

| So... my grandmother had a cruel sense of humor. I've been trying to grow a Sampo from her ancient notes – it's supposed to create gold from salt! But instead I grew a Salmpo. You know, the walking plant monster? It's horribly dangerous. Can you kill it for me? It's deep in the wilderness, south of town.

| Way's Lost Yo-Yo

| A few moons back, an elf visited us and gave me an exotic item called a 'yo-yo'. It has a string. It goes up and down via magic. I loved it!        Unfortunately I left it lying about, and one of the sentinel spiders took it to their nest. If you happen upon it, please return it.

| Fixing Way's Yo-Yo

| Way has asked for some string with which to fix Way's lucky yo-yo.

| Could you find me some replacement string for my yo-yo? It doesn't work anymore.

| Cotton Pickin'

| Can you go down into the lowlands below the forest and kill some of those idiot sheep for wool? I'm trying to make better equipment since apparently we're gonna be stuck here a while...

| Wolfsbane is this horrible poisonous flower that grows in the winter months. You should be able to find some around here. It's good for killin' wolves... and werewolves. There's a lot of ways to use it, and I'll show you one technique if you get me some.

| I have a new idea for my fall line up! But I need something really crass to push it over the top. I know just the thing. Can you get me a really high-quality rat pelt? It'll make an amazingly awful hat.

| So here's the thing: nature takes care of itself, usually. But when fifty werewolves show up, not so much. The prey is so abundant that they're mating like crazy. Let's try to work smarter: try killing a bunch of deer so they can't eat 'em. That's smart, right? Or is it stupid? Hmm.

| It gets so boring eating Hogan's cooking! What I wouldn't do for some fruit cocktail. Any kind would do, really. I'm not picky.

| Helena Veilmoor in Hogan's Keep asked you to get some game chips. She wasn't picky about the type.

| It's just so boring here! I figured maybe I could get a card game going. But I need some supplies! Can you get me some game chips? Whatever denomination doesn't matter. I just need a handful of them to get the games started!

| The Council didn't finish improving this town before they were called away to deal with the demon problem. So we're making do with very expensive magics. For instance, the sewer wasn't finished, so we used a bunch of portals to connect it! Smart, eh? Unfortunately those portals are two-way, and field rats have started living in the sewers, coming out at night to eat the crops in the fields. Can you go deal with the issue? Thanks.

| Helena Veilmoor in Hogan's Keep asked you to get some "hook-claw things."

| It's illegal to cremate the dead, of course, because they might come back as ghosts. But burying them's hardly better! The graveyard southwest of town is the worst case I've ever seen. Can you clean it up a bit?

| Helena Veilmoor in Hogan's Keep asked you to obtain some obsidians so she can pay off her debtors before they cut off her head and lay eggs down her neck. But no rush.

| I... kind of have a gambling problem. <i>Had</i> a gambling problem. I'm better now! But there's these mantises that I owe money to. Like, several million councils. Don't look at me like that! How was I supposed to know they were psychics?!        So, yeah. They're gonna rip off my head and lay eggs in my neck unless I get them their money. But they said they'd give me more time if I got them some gems they want. I've gotten a lot of them, but I need a few more. If you happened upon some obsidian, save them for me?

| The usual population of giant mantises has changed. They can talk now! And they have deadly acid attacks. I have no idea what the heck happened, but they're no longer an ignorable threat. Can you stomp them out? I'm stuck here, defending the gate...

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| Gruzark's Works

| Helena Veilmoor in Hogan's Keep asked you to get something written by the poet Gruzark. She didn't seem to know where Gruzark lives, though.

| Both Hogan and I love poetry -- we met at a reading in the Vicious Bat in Statehelm. I miss my hometown a lot.        Hey, I heard that a  poet named Gruzark lives around here. I'm not sure where, exactly. But can you get me his autograph? Or just something he wrote? I'd really appreciate it!

| Sir Coth's Obsession

| I can't stop thinking about Rita. I know all elves are beneath me, but... oh, if only there was some way! But maybe I'm being a fool... can you find out if she has feelings for me?

| Flia's Odd Mushroom Request

| A poor transmogrified pigeon has been stopping by recently, begging for my help. Well, I can't help him, so I think it's time I put him down. Can you get me some Iocaine Powder? It's the most humane way.

| There's lots of good cedar here, and a little bit of maple, but no oak. You wouldn't happen to have oak wood with you, by chance?

| That drunkard Ukorga asked me to make him some meditation stools to decorate his inn. That'd be a waste of time. I need to focus on honing my skills! But I already told him I'd do it. Can I delegate that task to you?

| I have a deer friend who lost his antlers in a fight. He's very traumatized about it, even though I explained that they'd grow back. Can you get me a pair of replacement antlers?

| The Cat's Glassy Stare

| I need some cat eyes for a special spell I'm working on! Can you get me some? Remember to kill the cats humanely. If you can.

| You know how every kind of crystal has certain magical attunements? Well, lapis lazuli is attuned to alchemy. It has many uses for empowering potions. And I'm fresh out. Get me some?

| So I heard the latest thing is these enchanted arrowheads that curse your target. Sounds great, right? But I'm kind of out of my depth here. I think I need something called "Crossing Oil", though. Got any of that?

| My shipment of feathers didn't come in. <i>Again.</i> I wonder what's up? Anyway, can you collect some? There's a few chickens in town, but you can also find them in giant spiders' stomachs. They eat lots of birds! And there's lots of giant spiders in the cemetery crypt...

| Can you go collect my mana sponges? They're in jars all through the area. If you bring me six, you can keep any others you find. And I'll teach you a recipe that uses them.

| I need to experiment until I find a cure for this cranium powder issue. Can you go get me some brain bug lobes? Better grab a few in case I mess up... I have a serious headache right now and I can't think too straight.

| Echur wants you to ask Velkort for a way to alleviate the symptoms of Echur's Cranium Dust addiction.

| Okay so I have a problem. I admit it: I'm addicted to cranium powder. But it's okay. I'm a master of the mind! I just willed myself to stop.        Unfortunately I can't will away these nasty side-effects. I think I remember Velkort saying he dabbled in drugs like this when he was my age – can you ask him for a hangover cure?

| The mantises have been augmenting the oozes in here, making them more dangerous. Morons! But there's a silver lining: their mucus is very useful for potions. If you happen to kill some oozes, can you look for their sludge?

| I need to experiment until I find a cure for this cranium powder issue. Can you go get me some Willpower Gel?        I don't actually know what that is. It sounds alchemical, though. Maybe ask around, somebody might have it  for sale. I dunno. Just get it! Please!

| Yes, I am supposed to deliver a package to a friend of mine, a fellow believer in mind over matter. He's... not like us. More like... a mantis. Can you take this powder to him? Oh, and I must warn you: do not taste the powder!

| Fainor wants you to get the recipe for Sweet Butter from someone in Eltibule Castle's courtyard.

| Argh! I'm sick of buying Sweet Butter from Marna. She won't teach me the recipe. But I heard there's someone in Eltibule Castle's courtyard. Can you get it?

| Echur has asked you to obtain a dose of Cranium Powder. He believes you can buy it from Azalak the mantis if you're friendly enough with him.

| So, um, our buddy Azalak the mantis owes me some cranium powder. I just haven't gotten around to picking it up. Can you get that for me? Oh, but, uh, don't tell him you're getting it for me. Don't mention me at all! Just buy it from him. I'll pay you back! Eventually.        You might have to get on his good side before he's willing to sell it to you. Just be nice to him, he's a great guy.

| I was ... um... "sparring" with Joeh yesterday and things got out of hand. I've been having nosebleeds off and on ever since. And I can't stand blood! Can you get me a more potent bandage?

| Those Deer Aren't Gonna Kill Themselves

| Hey, you're a champ, can you get me some venison? I need a LOT of it. I'll give you... hmm... my gratitude!

| If you were a REAL friend, you would get help me master the ancient recipe for forbidden bacon. Ur-Bacon is infused with the spirits of the dead. What a thrill it'd be to serve that! But of course, only the dead know the secret. You might find it written down somewhere, but it'd be incredibly rare. Sigh.

| Gods, I am so sick of making barrels! It's so hard! And so stupid! <i>Sigh...</i> and I just ran out of quarter hoops. Great. Just great. That means I have to talk that idiot Kalaba into making me some more.

| I need more milk! Always more milk! Those damned cows out there are so violent, too. Why can't they just calmly let me milk them?

| You know what I could go for? Some venison hash browns! But it's a secret family recipe. I guess regular old hash browns would do, too.        If you happen to be cooking, could you fry me up some Hash Browns? Don't go to any trouble on my account, though.

| I've been working on a new fertilizer using some dinosaur scales I had delivered from Statehelm. It's not working yet, but I think I'm getting closer! But I need more scales.        Say, I heard someone say there were dinosaurs in the crypt! You know, the crypt at the back of the graveyard? I only ever saw horrible spiders, but I didn't go in very far. Could you look?

| Braigon wants a perfect cow hide for an experimental cheese he's making.        (Perfect Cow Hides come from expert skinners who have mastered bovine anatomy. They're quite rare!)

| I have this crazy recipe for cheese that ripens within the hide of a cow. Crazy gimmick, right?! Trouble is, it requires a perfectly-skinned cow hide. I'm a pretty terrible skinner, so that's not going to happen.        But if you happen upon one, save it for me!

| Therese has asked for bone meal. She thinks it's most easily obtained in the crypt at the back of the small graveyard beneath Serbule.

| Hmm, running low on bone meal! Can you get me some more? The easiest way to get it is to rob tombs. Oh, it's okay, they aren't using it!        Try the crypt at the back of the graveyard outside of town. It'll be in a ways, since dumb old Marna already excavated all the easily-reached bone meal.

| Ugh, I stink. I know it, you don't have to make that face! Ain't bathed in days. Ukorga's out of soap again. What a moron. You got any soap by chance?

| Been working on a new tailoring technique where I inlay the cloth with silver. But I ain't got no silver left. Get me some?

| Shadow Keepers are lookin' for me. But they don't come up here, since it's a worthless hell hole. But if they do, I'm ready with my bow... except I'm out of arrows. Can you get me some good arrows for shootin' poison?

| Been drawing up new tailoring plans. Gotta keep my mind off the Shadow Keepers! But it's a bitch to draw anything in this frozen hellhole. What I wouldn't do for a nice calligraphy bench!

| Mushroom Jack has asked you to gather yet more mushrooms for him. He wasn't particular about what kind.

| Mushroom Jack wants you to find and kill a dozen Myconians. He says he'll know when you've done it.

| I don't know if you believe me or not about these Myconians. But I need you to believe! Go out there and find yourself some. And kill them! Kill a dozen! Then come back. I'll know you did the deed. The stink will be all over you. Go now. Do it.

| I lost my lucky coin. It was one of those ancient coins from before the Council. You can still find 'em all over the place... if you come across one, can you save it for me?

| Can you get me a perfectly preserved wolf skin? A trophy skin. I guess you'd need to be an expert skinner to get one... and even then it may take a few tries. I just need one, though, so it can't be that hard, right?

| I don't know how to make butter, can you believe it? And I'm a farmer! Heh! But I just grow crops. If I grew animals I'd be a rancher. So anyway, get me some butter?

| Ukorga's Fur Order

| I'm trying to fill this order for fur-lined coats. I don't get many orders, you know? Pretty satisfying knowing my reputation's getting around. Trouble is, I'm out of fur to finish the last one. Can you get me some?

| Hey can you go get some wool off the mountain sheep? Don't bother trying to shear them, they'll just kick your ass. You have to take 'em out. All the docile sheep live in pleasant territory. The sheep here are all assholes.

| I didn't lay in enough cedar wood chips for all the cooking that Laura's been doing. She brings in lots of customers and I don't want her to get upset!        I have plenty of maple wood, but she only uses cedar for cooking. Can you get some more?

| I've been making these crazy wolf-hood hats, right? And they're really popular. But I haven't got any more wolf pelts. Whenever I try to skin them, it doesn't come out right. Are you good at skinning wolves? Care to help me out? I'll pay handsomely.

| Nobody likes sitting on the stools in here. I wish I had better chairs. Real nice ones! But I don't know how to make those.

| Hey, you any good at mining? There's silver ore out there in the lowlands, just waiting to be mined! But I don't know how to do that part. I can smelt it, though. Tell you what, bring me some, and I'll give you one of my special silvered swords.