Quests

Anagoge Island Quests

Quest Name	Quest Prerequisites	Quest Preface
Find an Amethyst	To start this quest, talk to Elmetaph in the lighthouse on Anagoge Island.	“ Is there a way off this island? Well, you could swim, hehe... no, don't look hopeful, that was a joke! The sea's full of horrible beasts. An elven friend comes to visit me every year or so. You could get a ride back with her. Shouldn't be more than six or eight months wait. That's too long. Is there any other way? If you still had your magic training, you could teleport, I suppose... Can you teach me how to teleport? You were a fast learner before, so I guess I could try to teach you again. But it took you weeks to master it, and that's after you'd been studying the basics of magic for quite awhile. Hopefully some remnant of that training is still in your head somewhere. We can give it a shot and see... Great! How do we begin? Well, first you'll need an amethyst as a catalyst. And I'm fresh out of gems. Shit. Don't you curse at me, young man! There's still a chance. Lots of students had their teleportation trials on this island, and they all brought spare amethysts, so there's bound to be some hidden around somewhere. So I should find an Amethyst and come back? Yup. Come back with an amethyst and I'll teach you the basics of teleportation. Try searching around the old teleportation platforms for misplaced gem bags. If that doesn't work, well, there could be amethysts anywhere on the island, really. I'll do that and come back. Goodbye.
Obelisk Math	To start this quest, talk to Elmetaph in the lighthouse on Anagoge Island. You must have completed Find an Amethyst (part 2) before you can begin this quest.	“ I'll need to do some math to compensate for ley line fluctuation. Fortunately there are some old obelisks that were once used for this very thing, back when the Council was teleporting students here every week. Hopefully they still work! Find the four obelisks and write down their info. Then bring it to me. Four obelisks. Right.
Find an Amethyst (part 2)	To start this quest, talk to Elmetaph in the lighthouse on Anagoge Island. You must have completed Find an Amethyst before you can begin this quest.	The dialogue shown here picks up from the point where Elmetaph teaches you Teleportation at the end of Find an Amethyst. “ There. Now that you know the basics, you should go find a working teleportation platform and practice binding to it. What do I do exactly? There are a couple of teleportation platforms on the island. Hopefully they're still in working order! Find one of them and bind yourself to it with your amethyst and the salt I just gave you. [ Stand on a teleportation platform and press the Recipes button on the right of the screen. Find the Bind Circle recipe and use it while standing on the platform. ] Oh, but there's one other thing... What else? There's a small chance your amethyst will explode when you use it. Perfectly normal, nothing to be ashamed of! Whenever you cast a teleportation spell, there's a 1-in-5 chance your gem exploding. That's why you should always carry a spare amethyst! Ah. Well, I'll give it a shot. Goodbye.
Find Bones	To start this quest, talk to Lawara in Anagoge Island. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Hey, you've been killing those damned skeletons, right? Got any good, strong femurs? I need a half-dozen for this project I'm working on.
Find Spoons	To start this quest, talk to Lawara in Anagoge Island. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I thought I saw some spoons lying around here somewhere. They could be anywhere on the island, though. Can you see if you can find a couple? I want to use them in my art.
Cheer Up Riger	To start this quest, talk to Riger in Anagoge Island.	“ I don't know. I mean, I don't even want to escape, you know? It doesn't matter anymore. I think I'm seriously depressed. But I can't figure out a fix. I wish I could feel some hope again.

Serbule Hills Quests

Quest Name	Quest Prerequisites	Quest Preface
Hunting: Sheep		Hunting: Sheep Although their distant grandparents were domestic sheep, these feral sheep will not tolerate being sheared. They are aggressive toward anyone that gets too close.
Hunting: Ranalon Gardeners		Hunting: Ranalon Gardeners Perhaps the weakest caste of ranalon, but also the most numerous, are the gardeners. They scavenge the land for resources and can also be found deep in lakes, tending to their underwater gardens. They are fast -- VERY fast -- and can chase their prey long distances.
Hunting: Black Widow Spiders		Hunting: Black Widow Spiders These highly venomous spiders eat many dangerous pests. However, they also like to eat people, and they especially love sneaking up on campers and caravans in the night.
Hunting: Deer		Hunting: Deer Deer are found in most every healthy forest ecosystem. They breed quickly and eat voraciously, so nobody is upset when deer are hunted.
Hunting: Fire Sheep		Hunting: Fire Sheep Fire sheep were not created by a deranged wizard, as is often suggested. Instead, they are an exciting step forward in the natural evolution of the sheep. These creatures are very fragile but are much safer than their non-igniting brethren because local predators have learned to run away from the smell of smouldering wool.
Hunting: Goblins		Hunting: Goblins While the goblins sent to patrol the roads here are not nearly as dangerous as the ones in Sedgewick Forest, they are still very deadly. If trade is ever to return to normal, their blockade must be destroyed.
Hunting: Guard Scrays		Hunting: Guard Scrays Scrays act as faithful companions to the ranalon, much like dogs do for humans. They are equally at home in water or land, and their stingers inject acid deep inside their victims, causing horrible delayed death. They are most dangerous in packs.
Hunting: Pigs		Hunting: Pigs These feral pigs once must have been tended by ranchers, but they have been living in the wild for too many generations: there's no taming these delicious beasts.
Hunting: Ranalon Stone Shapers		Hunting: Ranalon Stone Shapers Stoneshapers can pull stone from deep beneath the earth, and use these stones to create most Ranalon buildings. They also serve on the battlefield where they hamper enemy movement. When cornered, they can pull stones from the ground to protect themselves, creating a dense shield that absorbs most attacks.
Hunting: Rats		Hunting: Rats Generally considered harmless, some rats do carry diseases. But for the most part even the gigantic varieties are non-hostile. In rural areas they are either treated as pests or as pets, depending on how big of an impact they have on local agriculture.
Hunting: Tigers		Hunting: Tigers There are more tigers here than could possibly be natural. Morever, many of the tigers are sickly and unwell. Wherever they came from, they apparently can't go home again.
Hunting: Wild Chickens		Hunting: Wild Chickens All the "wild" chickens in Serbule Hills descend from a chicken farm that was overrun by goblins. The smartest chickens escaped capture, and they have since spread throughout the hills. They lay far fewer eggs than domestic chickens, but they're still delicious when fried.
Hunting: Wild Pigs		Hunting: Wild Pigs These pigs were never tame; they tolerate their feral brethren, but they attack most other creatures without fear. Wild pigs are not prey animals: they're ominvorous, intelligent, and vicious.
Hunting: Worgs		Hunting: Worgs When humans domesticated the wolf, they made dogs. When orcs domesticated the wolf, they made worgs. Orcs win this one. When hungry enough, packs of feral worgs are known to kill entire caravans.
Druid: Flowers of Desecration	To participate in this quest, the player must be a Druid. An hour before the beginning of the event, all Druids will receive a Druidic Premonition indicating the coming of a Druidic Emergency.	“ Druids, head to Serbule Hills! Ranalons there have begun a ritual invocation of Enoyos, beseeching him to turn all the lakes of Serbule into brackish water. Their stone offering-boxes surround the lake. Desecrate these boxes to disrupt the ritual, then find and slay the head shamans that swim in the lake itself. The offering-boxes are strongly enchanted, so multiple druids will need to desecrate each one. Since the desecration ritual requires the petals of the rare Rotflower, I have caused this flower to bloom throughout the hills and mountains of Serbule Hills. Find the Rotflowers, desecrate the offering chests, then execute the shamans.
Angling: Scray Overpopulation	To start this quest, angle by the eastern lake in Serbule Hills.	“ A non-ranalon! Please help! The ranalon are mostly very kind to nature, but their scray are a problem. It's already a very crowded lake, and the scray just laid more eggs! If those eggs hatch, it will be disaster for the native lake fish. Get them out!
Event: 'Real' Ornaments	To start this quest, talk to Baroness Marith Felgard in Serbule Hills.	There's a bunch of old holiday ornaments stored in Serbule Keep. Nelson Ballard is a stingy bastard, but perhaps you can persuade him to part with some of his ornaments?
Event: Grapes For The Tree	To start this quest, talk to Baroness Marith Felgard in Serbule Hills.	We're very low on resources this year so we'll have to get creative with our decorations. Hmm, how about grapes? They're colorful and relatively plentiful...
Event: Goblin Calling Card Ornaments	To start this quest, talk to Baroness Marith Felgard in Serbule Hills.	Goblins are quite horrid little creatures, but they often decorate their calling-cards quite elegantly. I think if we had a number of calling-cards we could use them as makeshift tree decorations.
Event: Festival Tree in Serbule Hills	To start this quest, talk to Baroness Marith Felgard in Serbule Hills.
Event: Brooch Tree-Topper	To start this quest, talk to Baroness Marith Felgard in Serbule Hills.	We need something large and beautiful to top the tree. I've seen some of the ranalon wearing decorative brooches that might work. Search the ones that stay down in the water and carry staves. 'Garden Masters', I think is what we call them.
Zhia Lian Event: Brianna's Pumpkins	To start this quest, talk to Brianna Willer in Serbule Hills.	My entire pumpkin patch is infested with evil monsters! I've never seen anything like 'em! Luckily I'd already harvested half the pumpkins, but the remaining ones are rotted inside. Even the seeds inside them are bad! And now I'm worried they're gonna wander off and hurt somebody that can't take care of themselves, like the Duchess. Tell you what: kill 'em off and I'll give you some of my earlier pumpkin harvest.
Rotten Beer Needs Rotten Fruit	To start this quest, talk to Brianna Willer in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I'm trying to brew a toxic beer. I know, I know, that's against the Council's Brewing Code of Ethics, but the Council's not here, and monsters are! If goblins find me, I want to give them kegs of beer that will make them sick enough that I can flee. I'm still experimenting with the recipe, but I think a key ingredient is rotten strawberries. Not fresh ones -- they've gotta be really rotten. Dig me up some, okay?
Mushrooms for Beer	To start this quest, talk to Brianna Willer in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Sometimes delicious beer uses gross ingredients. Mushrooms, for instance! But I've found that my boletus-and-apple pale ale is incredibly delicious! I've just run out of boletus mushrooms. Can you gather some for me?
Potato Beer?	To start this quest, talk to Brianna Willer in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ My bitchy old friend Gretchen taught me a special brewing recipe. I'm eager to try it, but it needs potatoes. I hate growing potatoes! You do it.
Collecting Keg Orders	To start this quest, talk to Brianna Willer in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Go over to the Tapestry Inn and ask Durstin what beer he wants to order for next month.
Cleo's Lost Books	To start this quest, talk to Cleo Conyer in the Tapestry Inn in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ When the ranalon ran my cart off the road, I just fled in a panic. I should have grabbed my papers! I'm kicking myself for leaving them behind. Those books are key to my business! I'm sure the ranalon have stolen all the valuable stuff from my cart, but the books don't look valuable. Could you go look for them? Follow the road south until you reach a crossroads, then head west into Ranalon territory. The road will go along a strip of land separating two lakes. My cart was run off the road right near there! It rolled down towards the southern lake. It didn't go into the water, though, so maybe my papers are still intact! You've gotta check. Please?
'Leeka and the Blade Trials' Chapter 3 (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Durstin Tallow in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. This quest requires that you have spoken to Durstin Tallow regarding his need of an adventurer to solve his book problem.	“ One of the chapters is in that old spider-infested cave northeast of here. Tyler -- the drunk over there in the corner -- said he saw them when he was exploring, but he didn't think the pages were worth anything. And now he's too afraid to go back in. He said they were on top of some cobweb-encrusted crates deep in the cave. I'll pay extra for that one, since it sounds dangerous.
'Leeka and the Blade Trials' Chapter 1 (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Durstin Tallow in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. This quest requires that you have spoken to Durstin Tallow regarding his need of an adventurer to solve his book problem.	“ I know my wife gave one of the chapters to old Julius Patton. He lives on the farm nearby. He's not a bad sort; explain things to him and see if he'll give the chapter to you.
'Leeka and the Blade Trials' Chapter 2 (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Durstin Tallow in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. This quest requires that you have spoken to Durstin Tallow regarding his need of an adventurer to solve his book problem.	“ I know exactly where this chapter is. Well, not exactly. There used to be a caretaker that lived on a hill south of here. George left years ago, but he told me he kept a chapter of the book in a box somewhere on his farm. There's some dwarf living there now by the name of Sammie. Go search around the place, see if you can find the chapter.
'Leeka and the Blade Trials' Chapter 4 (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Durstin Tallow in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. This quest requires that you have spoken to Durstin Tallow regarding his need of an adventurer to solve his book problem. You must have previously completed 'Leeka and the Blade Trials' Chapter 1 in order to undertake this quest.	“ My wife's diary says one of the chapters is hidden at her favorite reading spot. I guess that'd be the old watchtower overlooking the Serbule Hunting Lodge. Not a very safe reading spot these days! It's on a hill. Go past the lodge and climb the hills a little south of it.
'Leeka and the Blade Trials' Chapter 5 (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Durstin Tallow in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. This quest requires that you have spoken to Durstin Tallow regarding his need of an adventurer to solve his book problem. You must have previously completed 'Leeka and the Blade Trials' Chapter 2 in order to undertake this quest.	“ That old bi-- err, old biddy Brianna Willer has one of the chapters. But she won't give it to me. Says my wife deserved... well, she won't give it to me. Can you snoop around her farm, see if you can find it?
'Leeka and the Blade Trials' Chapter 6 (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Durstin Tallow in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. This quest requires that you have spoken to Durstin Tallow regarding his need of an adventurer to solve his book problem. You must have previously completed 'Leeka and the Blade Trials' Chapter 3 in order to undertake this quest.	“ [Durstin sighs.] Very bad news. I was talking to Paul the lumberjack -- he's around here somewhere -- and he knew where the last chapter was. He said it was hidden in a box near the lumber mills east of here. So he went to go get it for me... and he ran into a pack of boars on the way back. And here's the kicker: one of the boars ate the pages! Paul's scared stiff of this boar. He called it 'Mudtusks'. Seems to think it's tougher than a usual boar. But a boar's a boar, right? I think if you hurry you could get the pages out of its belly. I'll pay extra! Hurry!
Breaded Perch with Onions (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Gershok in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ My people are not imaginative with their cooking. We pickle fish. That is what we do. But I yearn for more. I yearn for the delicacy known as Breaded Perch... With Onions. I crave it!
Rat Teeth for Gershok	To start this quest, talk to Gershok in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ During my lifetime, I have invented but a single category of shamanic infusion. All the others came to me in the egg, but my rat-totem belts are unique! I wish to prepare more of my belts for the new hatchlings, but I need totemic parts. Can you get rat teeth for me?
Meditation Stool for Gershok	To start this quest, talk to Gershok in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I long to rest more comfortably as I meditate. Sadly, my old meditation stool broke. Do you have one I could use?
All The Fish You Could Want	To start this quest, talk to Jaime Fatholm in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. To begin this quest you must have level 1 Surveying.	“ I'm gonna go out collecting minerals soon. But on the way I'm gonna visit a ... friend. And when I do that, I'm gonna need a lot of fish. Don't ask why. It's hard to explain. But if you have some handy, I'd appreciate your help!
Kill That Wooly Bastard	To start this quest, talk to Jaime Fatholm in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Friends] favor. To begin this quest you must have level 1 Mining.	“ Look. We're friends so I'm gonna level with you. I'm... I'm a little scared to go back out there. There was a sheep that nearly killed me. Just a fuckin' sheep. But I couldn't outfight him and I couldn't outrun him. I'd feel a lot better if I knew he was gone. He lives on a hill south of here. Not the hill immediately south, but the one past that, in between the Baroness and the old hunting lodge.
Stocking Up on Travel Meds	To start this quest, talk to Jaime Fatholm in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Before I head off into the wilderness to collect gems, I should fill up on healing potions. Do you have any? I just need the weak kind -- the strong ones make me sick to my stomach.
Eggs for The Road	To start this quest, talk to Jaime Fatholm in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I'm gonna head out and do some mining soon, but need to get some supplies in. Can you help? I want some hard-boiled eggs. Good travelling food.
The Lost Spade	To start this quest, talk to Julius Patton in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I loaned old Vera my best garden spade a year ago. Then, of course, she was killed and horrifically eaten by goblins. But my spade might still be in her house! If I was braver, I'd go look for it. Vera's farm is northeast of here.
Watercress Salad (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Julius Patton in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Man, I wish I had a watercress salad for lunch! The spice, with a hint of vinegar dressing... delicious! But I'm just getting myself worked up for nothing. I don't have any of the ingredients on hand!
A Crop of Onions	To start this quest, talk to Julius Patton in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I used to grow veggies myself, but I don't move as smoothly as I used to. Gotta save my energy for the grapes! Which means I'm in a bit of an embarrassing situation: I need to restock my larder with onions. Can you grow some for me?
Spore Bombs for Julius	To start this quest, talk to Julius Patton in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Do you know how to make spore bombs? I need some nice potent ones. I use 'em to scare away pests that get on the farm.
Repelling a Bear	To start this quest, talk to Lana Songtree in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ After my mom ditched me in the woods, I lived with a little old lady who taught me some useful recipes. Which is great news for my friend Jara! She has a bear living in her barn, and I have just the thing: bear repellent! I brewed it up for her last night. Can you go give it to her? She lives outside of Serbule. Look for the farmlands.
The Sweater	To start this quest, talk to Lana Songtree in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Do you have any wool? I love wool clothing! I've been trying to make my own sweater. You'd think having all those sheep out in the meadow would make it easy, but they aren't tame. At all. I can't even get near them! Well, anyway, if you have some wool, I would buy it from you!
Serbule Hills Farm Samples	To start this quest, talk to Marith Felgard in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I know that most of the farms in Serbule Hills have been abandoned, but I still need to soil samples from each one. It's part of my scientific duties, you understand. Here. Put a bit of soil from each farm in here and bring it back. Simple as cake! And I shall award you 700 Councils.
Clearing the Ranalon Temple	To start this quest, talk to Marith Felgard in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ The ranalon have a sort of outdoor temple near the lake. You'll know it by the two large stone obelisks sticking out of the water nearby. Go there and slay the prayermaster and his minions. The prayer-master is an important leader, and his death will cause chaos among their ranks. I shall pay you 400 Councils.
Distracting the Ranalon	To start this quest, talk to Marith Felgard in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ The goblins are keeping the ranalon very focused on their west flank. The eastern flank, the one facing us, has only a handful of guards. If we attack it, they'll have to split their forces up more, giving the goblins a better chance to take them out for us. Focus on the guards at the outpost down the road. That will get their attention. I will pay you 350 Councils if you kill six of them.
Attacking Ranalon Farms	To start this quest, talk to Marith Felgard in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ We need to slow down the ranalon food production. They have a massive number of farmers in those lakes. Dispatch them! I shall reward you with 500 Councils.
Obtain Strange Crystal Ball From Bandits	To start this quest, talk to Merriana in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	You want to help? Hmph. Very well: perhaps you know this area better than we do. Some time ago we heard there was a group of bandits with something I want. These bandits live in a cave somewhere here in Serbule Hills. They called it the 'spider cave'. I have pre-paid for the device, but if the bandits make you pay more, get a receipt and I will reimburse you in precious reagents.
The Sewer Man	To start this quest, talk to Merriana in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor. The quest Merriana's Second Request must be completed first.	I have expanded my search and have come into stone-contact with a human engineer near here who claims to know what I need. However, he won't tell me over the aether. Please locate this man and retrieve his letter. He is to be found "In the Serbule Sewers." His name is Arif.
Merriana's Second Request	To start this quest, talk to Merriana in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor. The quest Obtain Strange Crystal Ball From Bandits must be completed first.	The orb you found for me was a fake, but I know it's somewhere in Serbule Hills! I must find it. The vortices have overheard the ranalon speak of a seer or wise-person called a 'doctrine keeper' -- if the ranalon have my orb, I bet their seer would have it. I understand they live under the water or some such thing. Finding it would be worthwhile.
Under The Hand Is An Orb	To start this quest, talk to Merriana in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor. The quest The Sewer Man must be completed first.	My new ally, the human Arif, has given me two excellent leads on where to find the sphere. I know you have questions about this sphere, but I dare not speak of it. Simply find it and return it to me! It should be quite simple to find. Arif says that he discovered a tunnel underneath a giant stone hand. Inside were letters and notes, which he left untouched. In a box, he said there was a magical crystal. Go! I shall reward you for it!
The Borghild Lead	To start this quest, talk to Merriana in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor. The quest Under The Hand Is An Orb must be completed first.	Somewhere south of here, nearish Serbule Keep, is a massive door. This traditional showy dwarf door leads to the long-dead city of Borghild. No dwarves live there, but it's infested with undead. You will ... How do I put this politely? You are quite formidable, but you would be wise to bring some allies with you into Borghild. It is full of traps. Do this for me and I shall bequeath upon you one of my grandest weather wands.
Paul's Lucky Buckle (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Paul Vaughn in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I was one of the last lumberjacks to leave our logging camp. Thought I could hold out against some lousy goblins, but they just kept coming! Eventually I had to run. I left behind a lot of great beer, which I'm sure is all gone by now. But more importantly, I left behind my lucky belt buckle. I'd really like it back. The camps are east of here, over some hills. The buckle is in the northernmost camp, if that helps.
The Logging Camp Overseers	To start this quest, talk to Paul Vaughn in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ The lumber camps east of here were made by humans. I helped build the fences myself! But then goblins came and ran us out, and now they're chopping our wood! Goblins have huge numbers on their side, but most goblins are stupid. To really hurt 'em, you gotta kill the overseers! Look for the mage-casting goblins in the camps, and kill 'em. And hey, if you want help with how to attack the camps, just ask me.
Paul's Beer Addititve	To start this quest, talk to Paul Vaughn in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ This is gonna sound silly. But you know that watery beer Durstin sells? I found a way to improve it: strawberry juice! I just need a few strawberries for each cup. If you have some, I'll buy 'em from you for... I dunno, ten times their value!
Paul's Mycena Weakness	To start this quest, talk to Paul Vaughn in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ You know the only good thing about staying here? It's the food! I know, most of it's nothing to write home about. But some days, Durstin makes his fried mycena bites, and they are delicious! They're my one weakness, really. I could eat a million of 'em! Sadly, Durstin's not made any in a while. He offered to teach me the recipe so I could make 'em myself, but that's way too much work! Say... you wanna do it for me?
The Grapefish Roundup	To start this quest, talk to Rappanel in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I really must have better food than what Durstin can cook. Even the ranalan pickles are getting old. Hmm, how about some of those 'grapefish'? I have to know why the humans call them that! I hear they're in the lakes and streams around here, but they can be pretty quick. I'm sure with some practice you'll manage, though.
Real Catgut	To start this quest, talk to Rappanel in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. To begin this quest you must have level 1 Bard.	“ I need new catgut for my lute strings! Most catgut is made from sheep intestine, but I'm an artist, not some slob. I need actual cat gut! You're a lover of the arts, right? Don't do this for me. Do this for art. Find a tiger out there, kill it, and use your butcher knife to scoop up the guts. You do have a butcher knife, right? Because I don't! But I'm sure Fainor in Serbule town would...
The Grapefish Roundup, Part 2	To start this quest, talk to Rappanel in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. You must have previously completed The Grapefish Roundup in order to undertake this quest.	“ So, do you have those filleted grapefish for me yet?
Boar Tusks For Bardic Lore	To start this quest, talk to Rappanel in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Have you met Joeh over in Serbule? He's a dirty one, isn't he! I mean, I like to use food in the bedroom as much as the next elf, but his bacon fetish is... well, I shouldn't judge. I guess we all get a little crazy, so far from home! And I have to admit that some of his ideas sound intriguing. Did he tell you about the thing he does with the two boar tusks? It sounds painful to me, but I guess I have to try it: the bardic creed demands I gather lore! So... do you have any boar tusks, perchance?
Ranalan Pickles	To start this quest, talk to Rappanel in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Durstin behind the bar is good for a scrambled egg or a bit of fried bread, but he's just not willing to broaden his horizons! And yet right down the road is a rare delicacy: ranalan-style pickled fish! Get some for me. I'll convince him to try them some evening, and he'll finally see what he's been missing. Look for the ranalans around the big lake. They like to leave pickling jars outside their huts. And don't worry -- they're not actually intelligent, they just seem that way. I read all about them in bard college back home in Verta!
Cold Iron Shackles (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Sammie Grimspine in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I heard that goblins took the logging camps to the northeast... and that they're using fairies as slaves! So terrible! Now, I could never condone killing anybody, but IF a slave were to HAPPEN to perish, and if they had cold iron shackles in good condition, and IF those shackles made it back to me, I would be very grateful. Not that I want you to kill anybody, though! No no no. Just... be on the lookout for cold iron shackles. That's all.
A Scray Stinger	To start this quest, talk to Sammie Grimspine in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. To begin this quest you must have level 1 Calligraphy.	“ You know those flying monsters the ranalon have? Those 'scray'? Yeah. Well, I need a stinger from one. If you find one, bring it to me!
Cress Paper	To start this quest, talk to Sammie Grimspine in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Some of my calligraphy projects require unusual paper. Right now I've been experimenting with paper made out of watercress! Do you happen to have any? And don't worry about freshness: I'm going to pound it into a paste anyway.
Grapes for Sammie	To start this quest, talk to Sammie Grimspine in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Oh my gosh I really could use some grapes! They're my favorite snack. I should learn to grow them myself or something. Have you seen any?
Windbiter!	To start this quest, talk to Trasen in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	It wasn't the sheep upsetting our tornado friends. It's the tigers! Tigers can't hurt tornadoes, but our tornadoes are juveniles and don't really understand that. The whirlwinds say there's a huge tiger on the hill east of here, near the lookout tower. They call her Windbiter because she viciously attacks them! Completely harmlessly, of course, but it's still not polite. Can you get rid of this big cat and her entourage?
Kill Fire Sheep	To start this quest, talk to Trasen in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	If you listen very carefully, you might hear the friendly tornadoes around here making an oscillating noise approximately five notes higher than normal. They're obviously in significant distress! I think it's those ghastly exploding sheep. If an explosion gets sucked up into a tornado, that can really upset it. Could you clear the area of those fiery abominations?
Why Violet Glass?	To start this quest, talk to Trasen in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	We don't have many ranalon in Verta so I've been very interested to learn more about the ones that live here! Unfortunately they aren't friendly. I've noticed many of them carry bits of glass around and I can't imagine why. Could you find me some samples? The pretty violet ones.
Guardian Lures	To start this quest, talk to Trasen in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	There are several types of ranalon around here. The large ones with the dangling orb on their heads are my favorite. I would love to see how their glow balls work. Well, if you happen to find any, please show them to me!
Shield-Repair Metal	To start this quest, talk to Tyler Green in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I keep asking Jaime over there to give me some cheap metal slabs. I just need some junk metal to repair my shields with! But she just tells me to go mine my own ore. So greedy! Hey. Maybe you could get me some metal? Do you know how to survey for ore like she does?
Citrus For Tyler	To start this quest, talk to Tyler Green in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ My teeth are getting kind of loose. I must have been on that ship a long time! I think I'm getting scurvy! You gotta help me. I need oranges! That bartender guy says there's no oranges anywhere in Serbule Hills. But you're pretty savvy, right? Could you get me some imported oranges? Hell, I'll settle for lemons. Anything citrus!
The Melted Shield	To start this quest, talk to Tyler Green in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I'll tell you one of the reasons I'm so depressed. I was exploring a bit and I found a cave close by, just down the road a ways, a little north and east of here. There's this corpse in there that had a note, and apparently there were people that needed saving, so I rushed in like old times, bashing spiders everywhere! And then, somehow, I was overrun by spiders, a dozen of 'em or more. I threw my backup shield at a big one and ran. But that was my second-most favorite shield! Now I'm left with only my favorite shield and my third-favorite shield. And fourth-favorite. I feel so empty. Hey, if you find that cave, grab the shield for me? I'm not sure where I was, but I remember I didn't go up any slopes, if that helps.
Rubbery Tongues	To start this quest, talk to Tyler Green in Serbule Hills. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I can fight goblins. I can fight spiders. But the frogs? Those 'ranalons', as they call themselves? They're just too thick in number. It's too hard to fight 'em one at a time! But, uh... I told our pretty waitress that I'd killed thousands of 'em. Can you help me out? I just need one of their hideous tongues as a 'souvenir' to show to Lana.

Serbule Quests

Quest Name	Quest Prerequisites	Quest Preface
Collect Apples
Hulon's Bribe
Convince Leonard
Un-cow-ification
Defeat the Wolf Trial
Their Hairy Legs		“ So you've seen the spiders in the tomb, huh? Pretty scary, right? Uh, sure, pretty scary. Well, I'll sell you some antivemon, it will help. But the REALLY good way to protect yourself from spiders is an Alchemical secret. I can teach it to you... but you need to do something for me first. Go into the crypt and obtain a million spider legs. I need them for my work. A million spider legs? Yes. But don't worry, it won't take long. Spiders have lots of legs. Usually you can get several from their corpses. But a million!? It was hyperbole! I just need a vast quantity. Okay, let's say... 50. 50 sounds tolerable. (Starts Their Hairy Legs.} Great! Oh, and get some legs for yourself, too. The recipe I'm gonna teach you uses them as an ingredient. Right, will do.
Talk to Someone Who Knows
Mushroom Jack
Druid: The Krakens Are Hatching!	To participate in this quest, the player must be a Druid. An hour before the beginning of the event, all Druids will receive a Druidic Premonition indicating the coming of a Druidic Emergency.	“ Druids, assemble in Serbule immediately. Multiple kraken eggs have been spotted there, along with several young adults. Krakens are not indigenous to this continent and represent a terrible threat to nature. Defeat them now, before they become the size of cities!
Angling: Junk Removal	To start this quest, angle in the moat outside Serbule.	“ Greetings, taker of fish. I cannot tell if you are a friend or foe of nature. If you be a friend, help make my home clean. A surface-walker dumped hundreds of bottles of rancid liquids in here, and then left. They are making fish sick.
Angling: Invasive Species	To start this quest, angle near or on the docks in Serbule.	“ You can hear me, can you not? Then you are more than a mere fishmonger! You've taken fish, now can you give back to the sea? Pinfish have invaded this brackish water. They are out-competing us. It's not fair, it isn't right.
Dinner For Zeratak	To start this quest, talk to Azalak in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I still wish to woo Zeratak. I believe she would enjoy venison far more than mantis flesh if it was prepared appropriately. I have been experimenting with venison dishes, and I believe I have the recipe! But I don't have any more ingredients left. Here is the recipe. Can you make it for me?
Wooing Zeratak	To start this quest, talk to Azalak in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ In captivity we were forced to mate like animals -- the male giving his life to feed the younglings. But now that we are free, do you not agree we should adopt the culture of a more civilized race? I wish to mate with Zeratak, but I fear that she will not understand my desires. She is a very conservative mantis. But seeing that most mantises fled for the hills yet she remained behind with me, it is possible that she wishes to mate with me badly enough to try a new method. Can you see if Zeratak is amenable to using venison for the larva? I would ask, but I fear she may lash out in anger.
Brains For Drugs	To start this quest, talk to Azalak in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Zeratak and I wish to make a living selling our special alchemical brain elixirs. These are traditional psi-mantis recipes, but I am attempting to hone them to be less toxic to other races. I believe that the lobes from the brain bugs are too potent... instead, I wish to grind up their entire brains. Or any fully intact brains will do, actually. I am a scientist. I am not picky.
The Second Woo	To start this quest, talk to Azalak in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor. You must have previously completed Dinner For Zeratak in order to undertake this quest.	“ Can you ask Zeratak to come visit me? I wish to meet her in broad daylight so that I can run if things go poorly.
The Spies	To start this quest, talk to Azalak in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ We mantises were slaves of Dalvos, alongside those idiot brain bugs, for decades. But now we are free! And we seek culture desperately. It makes many of my brethren foolish. Several fool mantises snuck into the town of Serbule in order to steal your culture. It has been many days, and I fear they will unleash a terrible reprisal upon us all. Go and find them, and do whatever is necessary to discreetly resolve the issue. Murder would be the wisest choice. Yes. Murder them.
The Fate of Commander Ferrows	To start this quest, talk to Azalak in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ To be added
The Nature Of Mantis Love	To start this quest, talk to Azalak in Serbule. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ I wish to mate with Zeratak, mammal. I wish it but it cannot be without my death. Do you see the issue? I must provide sustenance for the young, and traditionally that would be my body. A new tradition is needed. Perhaps some other creatures would work just as well. But I should get a lot of them... just to be on the safe side. Deer innards are preferable. But they run so fast!
The Galvanizer (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Blanche in Serbule. The quest is available at [Close Friends] favor.	“ I heard that the lich Khyrulek kept creating weapons of destruction even after she died! Supposedly she has a wand that protects her from flame. If I had that wand, I could dissect it to learn the secrets of fire resistance. Wouldn't Velkort be jealous! But it's just a fanciful dream. How would I ever get ahold of such an artifact?
Blanche Wants a Shroom	To start this quest, talk to Blanche in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I need some mushrooms. But I don't want to deal with Jack today. He's such a goon. Can you get them for me?
Blanche Needs Acid	To start this quest, talk to Blanche in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ Hey are you any good with Alchemy? I could use some cleanser for these gemstones, so I can cut them up real pretty. Could you get me some Weak Acidic Cleanser?
Blanche Wants A Spoon	To start this quest, talk to Blanche in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Someday when I've mastered geology, I'd like to learn more about Anthropology, too: the study of Humans! I guess primitive people just fascinate me. Did you know that Humans discovered cooking before they discovered fire magic? Really! I don't know how they controlled fire without magic, though. I guess that's a mystery lost to the ages. Speaking of old human cooking, I heard there are antique Human-made spoons in the crypts and caves near here. Could you get me a sample spoon? It'd be fascinating.
Bandage for Blanche	To start this quest, talk to Blanche in Serbule. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ I hurt myself yesterday... I dropped a red-hot rock on my foot. I thought I'd managed to get the swelling under control, but my healing magic has always been terrible. Could you go to Marna and ask her for a Simple First Aid Kit?
The Mythical Heartshroom	To start this quest, talk to Charles Thompson in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ Last night, a mysterious Elf came into my tent. He was wrapped head to toe in gauze and smelled like dirt -- it was terrifying! You never know what those sex-riddled maniacs will do. But he just dropped a strange thing on my bed and left, saying "study this heartshroom and prepare for the invasion." The so-called Heartshroom is actually an amazing type of mushroom that I've never seen before! It has incredible regenerative powers... this could make me rich! Err, make us rich. But I need more. Too bad I have no idea where they come from! If you find some, bring them to me?
Talk to Jack	To start this quest, talk to Charles Thompson in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Before I was rudely kicked out of Serbule, I was trying to get in touch with a fanciful fellow that I'd heard lives there. He's an Elf, so who knows if he's trustworthy, but his name is "Mushroom Jack." Delightful, isn't it? Anyway, I heard he knows about those gigantic mushrooms on the hill nearby. Could you ask him what medicinal properties they have? I'm mostly worried that they're poisonous.
Strange Dirt (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Charles Thompson in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ A favor? Oh, well, I'm out of dirt. Not just regular dirt, you understand -- the strange dirt you sometimes find under mushrooms or corpses. It has a million uses! Most people use it for fertilizer, but I use it in potions. I just use a lot of sugar to mask the taste.
Giant Mushroom Sample (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Charles Thompson in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. You must have previously completed Talk to Jack in order to undertake this quest.	“ I must know if those gigantic mushrooms off in the distance are edible. I know that "Mushroom Jack" fellow said they were poisonous, but he's an Elf. I want to try them anyway. But obviously I can't eat the giant ones if they're as hard as a rock... maybe you can find a nearby offshoot that's more edible?
Event: Star Tree-Topper	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule.	Okay, I need a bit of discreet help. Nelson gave me a decoration to put atop the tree, but I lost it! And I never lose things! So you know what this means: it was stolen. And I know who did it. There's a certain rodent who's made my life miserable ever since I accidentally gave him super-intelligence. His name is mister squeaky and he lives somewhere northwest of town. Please bring back the star he stole!
Event: Gingerbread Humans	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule.	Sir Coth says it's traditional to decorate the tree with an ethnic human food called a 'gingerbread human'. He gave me a bunch of recipes... here's the simplest version. Can you prepare a batch?
Event: Classic Holiday Balls	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule.	Nelson said he had some ornamentation appropriate for this celebration. Can you get it from him?
Event: Festival Tree in Serbule	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule.
Event: Apples For The Tree	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule.	We need lots of cheap decorations. They should be bright and shiny and round. Hmm. Apples! Yes, fetch some apples. I'll get some myself, and together we should have enough.
Cranium Powder (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ So, um, our buddy Azalak the mantis owes me some cranium powder. I just haven't gotten around to picking it up. Can you get that for me? Oh, but, uh, don't tell him you're getting it for me. Don't mention me at all! Just buy it from him. I'll pay you back! Eventually. You might have to get on his good side before he's willing to sell it to you. Just be nice to him, he's a great guy.
The Cure For Cranium Blues	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. You must have previously completed Cranium Powder in order to undertake this quest.	“ Okay so I have a problem. I admit it: I'm addicted to cranium powder. But it's okay. I'm a master of the mind! I just willed myself to stop. Unfortunately I can't will away these nasty side-effects. I think I remember Velkort saying he dabbled in drugs like this when he was my age - can you ask him for a hangover cure?
Cranium Cure: Willpower Gel	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. You must have previously completed The Cure For Cranium Blues in order to undertake this quest.	“ I need to experiment until I find a cure for this cranium powder issue. Can you go get me some Willpower Gel? I don't actually know what that is. It sounds alchemical, though. Maybe ask around, somebody might have it for sale. I dunno. Just get it! Please!
Cranium Cure: Brain Bug Lobes	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. You must have previously completed The Cure For Cranium Blues in order to undertake this quest.	“ I need to experiment until I find a cure for this cranium powder issue. Can you go get me some brain bug lobes? Better grab a few in case I mess up... I have a serious headache right now and I can't think too straight.
Unusual Powder	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Yes, I am supposed to deliver a package to a friend of mine, a fellow believer in mind over matter. He's... not like us. More like... a mantis. Can you take this powder to him? Oh, and I must warn you: do not taste the powder!
Bloody Bandages	To start this quest, talk to Echur in Serbule. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ I was ... um... "sparring" with Joeh yesterday and things got out of hand. I've been having nosebleeds off and on ever since. And I can't stand blood! Can you get me a more potent bandage?
Oils for Arrows	To start this quest, talk to Elahil in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ So I heard the latest thing is these enchanted arrowheads that curse your target. Sounds great, right? But I'm kind of out of my depth here. I think I need something called "Crossing Oil", though. Got any of that?
A Soothing Balm	To start this quest, talk to Elahil in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. You must have previously completed Oils for Arrows in order to undertake this quest.	“ Hey, so I just used that Crossing Oil you got me. I was making Curse Arrows. But I got it on my hands, and now my fingers are erupting in puss-filled blisters. Uh? Do you have the antidote? Uncross me!
The Ring's Requirement	To start this quest, talk to Elahil in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ So you know me, how I love magic rings? I splurged on a doozy that just came in from Statehelm! But it needs to be "tempered in the blood of nightmares." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Can you get me some nightmare blood, or guts, or whatever?
Arrowhead Delivery	To start this quest, talk to Elahil in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Can you deliver these arrow shafts to Joeh in town? Thanks.
Feathers For Elahil	To start this quest, talk to Elahil in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ My shipment of feathers didn't come in. Again. I wonder what's up? Anyway, can you collect some? There's a few chickens in town, but you can also find them in giant spiders' stomachs. They eat lots of birds! And there's lots of giant spiders in the cemetery crypt...
Those Deer Aren't Gonna Kill Themselves	To start this quest, talk to Fainor in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Hey, you're a champ, can you get me some venison? I need a LOT of it. I'll give you... hmm... my gratitude!
Ur-Bacon (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Fainor in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ If you were a REAL friend, you would help me master the ancient recipe for forbidden bacon. Ur-Bacon is infused with the spirits of the dead. What a thrill it'd be to serve that! But of course, only the dead know the secret. You might find it written down somewhere, but it'd be incredibly rare. Sigh.
Cabbage Time	To start this quest, talk to Fainor in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I need to prepare cabbage soup for the town lunch. Can you get me fresh cabbage?
The Sweet Butter Secret	To start this quest, talk to Fainor in Serbule. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ Argh! I'm sick of buying Sweet Butter from Marna. She won't teach me the recipe. But I heard there's someone in Eltibule Castle's courtyard who knows the recipe. Can you get it?
The Cat's Glassy Stare	To start this quest, talk to Flia in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I need some cat eyes for a special spell I'm working on! Can you get me some? Remember to kill the cats humanely. If you can.
New Spiky Headgear	To start this quest, talk to Flia in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I have a deer friend who lost his antlers in a fight. He's very traumatized about it, even though I explained that they'd grow back. Can you get me a pair of replacement antlers?
Flia's Odd Mushroom Request	To start this quest, talk to Flia in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ A poor transmogrified pigeon has been stopping by recently, begging for my help. Well, I can't help him, so I think it's time I put him down. Can you get me some Iocaine Powder? It's the most humane way.
Peridots Needed	To start this quest, talk to Flia in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ Oh drat, I need more peridots to enhance my calligraphy. Do you happen to have a few?
Fresh Grass for Gisli	To start this quest, talk to Gisli in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I'm low on hay again. Again! It's a constant battle to keep these animals fed. Why don't you get me some fresh grass?
Horseshoe Order	To start this quest, talk to Gisli in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Can you go tell Tadion I need more horseshoes? He's the blacksmith in town. You'll find him in the keep -- that enclosed horrible-smelling area at the southern end of town. Tell him I need as many shoes as he can make, but I can only pay in sexual favors. He'll understand.
Ivyn Made a Salmpo	To start this quest, talk to Ivyn in Serbule. The quest is available at [Close Friends] favor.	“ So... my grandmother had a cruel sense of humor. I've been trying to grow a Sampo from her ancient notes - it's supposed to create gold from salt! But instead I grew a Salmpo. You know, the walking plant monster? It's horribly dangerous. Can you kill it for me? It's deep in the wilderness, south of town.
Ivyn Needs Butter	To start this quest, talk to Ivyn in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I don't know how to make butter, can you believe it? And I'm a farmer! Heh! But I just grow crops. If I grew animals I'd be a rancher. So anyway, get me some butter?
Ivyn's Demon Bean	To start this quest, talk to Ivyn in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ I like you, so I'll let you in on a secret. My grandmother was an alchemist gardener, and they say her best creation was buried with her. I'd dig her up and retrieve it, but an asshole lich turned her into a living skeleton. She's in the crypt outside of town. Can you put her to rest for me? And retrieve her Demon Bean?
Ivyn Needs Seedlings	To start this quest, talk to Ivyn in Serbule. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ This is embarrassing, but I need some squash seedlings. I kind of insulted Therese the other day by calling her an... by calling her a name. So can you get them for me? I need three.
Ivyn Wants A Coin	To start this quest, talk to Ivyn in Serbule. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ I lost my lucky coin. It was one of those ancient coins from before the Council. You can still find 'em all over the place... if you come across one, can you save it for me?
Leather Party	To start this quest, talk to Joeh in Serbule. The quest is available at [Close Friends] favor.	“ You're a good sort. I should let you in on something: I'm fond of leather parties. Everyone wears amazing custom leather clothes, and it's exquisite! I'm throwing one soon, and I need a bunch of leather. Shoddy leather will do; these are costumes that will only be worn once, after all.
Pork Party	To start this quest, talk to Joeh in Serbule. The quest is available at [Close Friends] favor.	“ I'm having a party this weekend and I wanted to serve an insane amount of pork. Just... an INSANE amount! Could you help? I need a few more pork shoulders.
Bacon for Joeh	To start this quest, talk to Joeh in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ You know what would hit the spot? Some bacon!
Get Cat Eyeballs for Joeh	To start this quest, talk to Joeh in Serbule. The quest is available at [Hated] favor.	“ There's a lot of tigers around here! The sewer system's a mess of poorly-planned portals, and personally, I think the tigers have been pouring out of one of them! Sir Coth is too incompetent to deal with the menace, and I'm too busy. Can you do it? I need some proof that they're being handled. Can you get me a couple of cat eyeballs? Intact ones are pretty hard to find, but if you kill enough tigers I'm sure you'll get them.
Oritania's Navel Ring (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Larsan in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ An elf up in Eltibule Keep asked me for a special navel ring. It took me quite a while to find one around here, but I did it! Can you take it to her?
The Beautiful Topaz	To start this quest, talk to Larsan in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I haven't been able to find a decent topaz in this miserable country. And it's my favorite gem! Could you get me one? I want to give myself an early birthday present.
Hunt for Preservative Runes	To start this quest, talk to Leonard Allenson in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ So Borghild has hundreds of buried dead, right? But no! Actually there are thousands of people buried here. When the older bones collapsed into dust, people would just reuse the old caskets. Some of those caskets are 500 years old and date back to the second dwarven control of Borghild. You know what that means: yes! Some of those tombs have dwarven preservative runes! Isn't it exciting?! If you got me some, I would be so happy.
The Golem's Gear	To start this quest, talk to Leonard Allenson in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ An old tome I found said there was an entire system of automata in Borghild: robots! Lots of 'em! They'd be sealed off away from the rest of the place now, I suppose. And probably all broken. But if you find a broken one, can you see if it has a large gear in its head? The book talks about something called a Cranial Gear. I'd love to have one.
Fiery Secrets, Round 2	To start this quest, talk to Marna in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. The quest Fiery Secrets must be completed first.	I need more data. Can you go touch some more candles in the crypt? Say, a dozen. But you can count the ones you've already touched toward the total.
Fiery Secrets, Round 3	To start this quest, talk to Marna in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor. The quest Fiery Secrets, Round 2 must be completed first.	Okay, last time. Just go touch candles until your hand burns off. Hyperbole! Relax! How about 25, just to be damned sure we've got it done?
Lapis Lazuli for Marna	To start this quest, talk to Marna in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ You know how every kind of crystal has certain magical attunements? Well, lapis lazuli is attuned to alchemy. It has many uses for empowering potions. And I'm fresh out. Get me some?
The Perfect Wolf Skin	To start this quest, talk to Mushroom Jack in Serbule. The quest is available at [Close Friends] favor.	“ Can you get me a perfectly preserved wolf skin? A trophy skin. I guess you'd need to be an expert skinner to get one... and even then it may take a few tries. I just need one, though, so it can't be that hard, right?
Kill Myconians	To start this quest, talk to Mushroom Jack in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I don't know if you believe me or not about these Myconians. But I need you to believe! Go out there and find yourself some. And kill them! Kill a dozen! Then come back. I'll know you did the deed. The stink will be all over you. Go now. Do it.
Get 100 Fish	To start this quest, talk to Mushroom Jack in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ Hey friend, do me a favor and get me a fresh fish, would ya? Wait, strike that, make it 100 fresh fish.
Message for Therese	To start this quest, talk to Mushroom Jack in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Take a message to Therese down by the windmill, will you? Ask her to come up here tonight for a good ploughing. And have her bring some root vegetables. I know how she loves those.
Gather More Mushrooms	To start this quest, talk to Mushroom Jack in Serbule. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ You again? I need more mushrooms! MORE!
Afraid of The Circus (50-person)	To start this quest, talk to Nelson Ballard in Serbule.	I'm worried about something that's probably far-fetched... but I don't dare ignore the possibility. That fool elf Pennoc invited a traveling circus from Senoca to come visit here. We're much too small for a circus to normally bother with, but he promised them an exceptionally friendly welcome, "in elven style", and he even promised free room and board for weeks! I would have had Pennoc thrown in the dungeon if we had a dungeon. Sigh. What if his ploy works and the circus comes here? I barely have enough supplies for the elven refugees, let alone a bunch of circus freaks! Can you help me prepare for the worst-case scenario?
Afraid of The Circus (10-person)	To start this quest, talk to Nelson Ballard in Serbule.	I'm worried about something that's probably far-fetched... but I don't dare ignore the possibility. That fool elf Pennoc invited a traveling circus from Senoca to come visit here. We're much too small for a circus to normally bother with, but he promised them an exceptionally friendly welcome, "in elven style", and he even promised free room and board for weeks! I would have had Pennoc thrown in the dungeon if we had a dungeon. Sigh. What if his ploy works and the circus comes here? I barely have enough supplies for the elven refugees, let alone a bunch of circus freaks! Can you help me prepare for the worst-case scenario?
Afraid of The Circus (25-person)	To start this quest, talk to Nelson Ballard in Serbule.	I'm worried about something that's probably far-fetched... but I don't dare ignore the possibility. That fool elf Pennoc invited a traveling circus from Senoca to come visit here. We're much too small for a circus to normally bother with, but he promised them an exceptionally friendly welcome, "in elven style", and he even promised free room and board for weeks! I would have had Pennoc thrown in the dungeon if we had a dungeon. Sigh. What if his ploy works and the circus comes here? I barely have enough supplies for the elven refugees, let alone a bunch of circus freaks! Can you help me prepare for the worst-case scenario?
The Rat Tiara	To start this quest, talk to Nelson Ballard in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ The nonsense I have to deal with. An Elf in town recently reported a theft of his magic headband. But get this: he said a super-intelligent rat stole it from him in the dead of night. Clearly more is going on here, but he won't say anything else. And the frustrating part about this idiotic story is that I believe him! So, if you're travelling in the woods outside of town and you come across a super-intelligent rat with a tiara or something, can you bring it to me? I need to get to the bottom of this, and I think that head thing will be a useful bargaining chip.
Cheese Run	To start this quest, talk to Nelson Ballard in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Well if you're heading all the way out to Eltibule, could you stop by the keep and pick up my cheese from an Elf named Braigon? I need it right away, and I think he forgot about me.
The Trespassing Charlatan	To start this quest, talk to Nelson Ballard in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ There was a charlatan visiting town a couple days ago. Well, his potions are magical, but Velkort said they were incredibly toxic. I ordered him to leave Serbule, but I hear he's still around somewhere, selling potions out of his tent. So now I have to make it official. Can you deliver this? It's a Praetor's Order, declaring him illegal in this area.
Entertain Me: Killing a Person	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Nothing works! Nothing is entertaining! I guess I am just too jaded to be amused by simple things. But there's still the ultimate prey: other people! Go kill another adventurer! Mwahahaha! [ There's a "PvP cellar" in Serbule where players can attack each other. See if you can kill someone in there. ]
Entertain Me: Kill Animals	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Go and kill some animals! Pigs, deer, sheep, whatever. But don't do it in town, you'll upset everybody. And don't kill monsters -- just animals! I don't want you getting hurt on my behalf.
Entertain Me: Growing Vegetables	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Why don't you go grow some vegetables for me? Yes. Grow a dozen fresh vegetables. How bored am I? I'm bored enough to watch plants grow -- THAT'S how bored!
Entertain Me: Growing Flowers	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ You know why you aren't entertaining? It's because you don't smell like flowers. I think. So go grow some flowers!
Entertain Me: Butchering	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Butcher some dead beasts for my amusement! Take a butcher knife and just... yeah, cut out their meat! Ugh, so gross, just thinking about it! Ha ha! That's why you're doing it and not me.
Entertain Me: Getting Hurt In Combat	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ I hate how hunters always talk about their big game, but they don't have scars. How dangerous could it be if you don't even get maimed? So go get hurt. That'll give you a much more authentic hunting story to tell me.
Entertain Me: Gorging on Food	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Hmm, go and, and... eat! Eat a ton of cooked food all at once!
Entertain Me: Fishing	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Go into the lake and catch some fish with your bare hands! That's sure to entertain me briefly!
Entertain Me: Cutting Wood	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Go chop lumber. I don't know why I think that will entertain me, but I'm willing to try anything at this point.
Entertain Me: Falling Down	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ You know what's funny? Falling down is funny! But is it funny if the person hurts themselves? I need to experiment. Fall off of things repeatedly -- make sure you hurt yourself each time.
Entertain Me: Drink Poison	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Nothing is entertaining enough! Hmm... perhaps... why don't you drink some poison? Not enough to kill you, necessarily -- just enough to make you quite ill.
Entertain Me: Digging Up Gems	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ I hear hard work keeps your mind off of things, so why don't you do some hard work for me? Go survey for minerals and dig them up! I think there's a lady in Serbule Hills that can teach you the basics -- she's in that little inn down there.
Entertain Me: Deer Hunting	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ What we need is more brave hunters. Be a brave hunter. Go kill some harmless deer! But do it the hunter way: with a bow and arrow. None of that magical crap!
Entertain Me: Cooking Fish	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ I hate the smell of raw fish, but I sometimes like the smell of fried fish. Weird, right? Hmm, go and cook some fish. Maybe the smell will waft towards me.
Entertain Me: Milking Cows	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Go milk the cows! All five of them! ... what do you mean there's only four cows? I saw a fifth one wander by recently. A talking cow. Get her milk, too!
Entertain Me: Picking Mushrooms	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Go dig up some mushrooms. Tell me if you hear any weird whispering in your head when you do it.
Entertain Me: Serbule Crypt Chests	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ You need better stories of adventure. And for that, you need more adventure. I hear there's some old storage chests full of treasure in the Serbule Crypt outside of town... go open 'em up. And remember to make it exciting!
Entertain Me: Words of Power	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Once I heard a wizard say a weird word -- just some gibberish -- and then they disappeared! Do you know any magic words? Say some for me! [ You can research words of power when you have several levels of the Lore skill, which you can obtain by examining lore items in the world. ]
Entertain Me: Woodworking	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Go whittle me something. A table or something, anything! Any old carpentry item will do. Jara's good with wood -- if you know what I mean -- and she lives nearby, in the farm outside of town. Maybe you could get her to teach you.
Entertain Me: Alchemy	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ You need to be more learned. It'll make you more interesting to talk to. Go and brew some alchemical substances -- alchemists are learned!
Entertain Me: Tipping Strangers	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ What we need to cure boredom is culture! And culture demands patrons. So help me foster some culture -- go tip people! Give them at least 10 Councils apiece -- nobody likes a cheapskate. [ Use the /tip command in the chat window to tip players. For instance, if a player was named Bob, you could type "/tip Bob 10" ]
Entertain Me: Thoughtful Gifts	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ The people in this town are boring. Aside from the great sex, there's nothing to really recommend this place. I think the problem lies in morale. Go boost morale! Give the townsfolk thoughtful gifts. And don't be a cheapskate -- spend at least 50 Councils on each.
Entertain Me: Teleportation	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ You know that blue-glowy pedestal near the entrance to town? That's a teleportation platform! So ugly, right? The platforms in Verta are so pretty, but these... well, anyway, go use it. Go and teleport! Amuse me with your teleporty antics!
Entertain Me: Skinning	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Skin carcasses for me! Take a skinning knife and just... yeah, skin them! So gross! But don't do it in town -- I don't want to watch you do it, I just want to be amused by the knowledge that you're out there doing it.
Entertain Me: Dance!	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Dance for me, peasant! Err, I mean... dance for me, pleasant. ly. Pleasantly. Just dance, okay?
Entertain Me: Playing Music	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Go grab a lute -- I think Marna sells some. And play! Don't bother playing near me, though -- I can't stand beginner lute music. I just want you to get some practice time in so that you'll be more entertaining later.
Entertain Me: Player Trade	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Serbule desperately needs more traveling circuses to show up. But we're too small. So we need to facilitate trade! Go: go trade! Trade with other adventurers like yourself, so that the word starts to spread.
Entertain Me: Pig Kicking	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor.	“ Death can be entertaining. Not mine, though. Nor yours! Well, maybe yours... but that's short-term thinking. I need you to stick around and alleviate my boredom for a long time to come. Hmm, you should kill something though. And do it in an entertaining way. Kick some pigs to death. [ The killing blow must be a kick. ]
Entertain Me: Boss Fights	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor. You must have previously completed Entertain Me: Bursts of Death in order to undertake this quest.	“ You're so boring! Go kill some deadly boss monsters! There's always boss monsters in epic tales!
Entertain Me: Bursts of Death	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor. You must have previously completed Entertain Me: Deer Hunting in order to undertake this quest.	“ Explosions are entertaining! Go explode some animals! Or monsters! Or whatever! [ The killing blow must be made with a burst attack, such as a bomb or explosion. ]
Entertain Me: Bad Gifts	To start this quest, talk to Pennoc in Serbule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor. You must have previously completed Entertain Me: Thoughtful Gifts in order to undertake this quest.	“ Everybody always gives thoughtful gifts. It's stupid. Go and give people terrible gifts! Ha ha! Find out what they hate and give them that. Hilarious! [ Tip: use 'Small Talk' to find what NPCs dislike. Not every NPC has strong dislikes, but many of them are just quiet about it -- they won't share their dislikes with you until you reach Friends favor level. ]
Rita's Shell Request	To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Close Friends] favor.	“ Oh I have a really big favor to ask! It's really hard but I'll totally make it worth your while. Can you get me a flawless giant snail shell? They're really hard to get. I heard you have to kill dozens to find one. But you're so strong and brave, I'm sure it'll only take you a second!
Rita's Soap	To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Oh, I made some floral soap for Helena. She lives way off in Eltibule though, in one of those little mini-castle things, so I haven't had a chance to give it to her. If you're headed that way can you give it to her? She's this cute but dorky armor vendor. She's always smelled a little... bad... so I thought... well, hopefully she gets the hint in time for my next orgy!
Rita Needs Slippers	To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ Oh my birthday is coming up... in like six or eight months... and I thought of a great early present you could get me! Goblin Slippers! They supposedly make the most comfortable slippers of any race! I want green ones, but I'm not picky. You pick the color!
Rita's Curiosity	To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Marna's old, like sooo old. But her hair is so great! You know what I heard? I heard that back before the forest existed, she met a wanderer and helped him ... plant his forest, if you know what I mean, and as a side-effect she's got everflowing hair. Crazy, right? Can you find out if that's true?
Rita Wants Flowers	To start this quest, talk to Rita in Serbule. The quest is available at [Tolerated] favor.	“ Oh hi, can you get me a bouquet? I don't care what kind of flowers, just a half-dozen nice flowers. Thanks!
Perfect Tiger Skin	To start this quest, talk to Roshun The Traitor in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I have many bear and panther skins to decorate my store. But the local beasts, the striped cats, should be on the wall, too! I have tried to get a skin but they are never perfect enough. I accept my limitations. I am not an expert skinner. It is enough to be a master warrior and an expert tradesorc.
Oak For A MasterPiece	To start this quest, talk to Roshun The Traitor in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I am an expert staff fighter, but not an expert staff maker... yet. I wish to learn the trade. The mantises suggested that I start with worthless oak wood, but that is foolish! Even my first attempts will be masterpieces if I can find materials of high enough quality. Do you happen to have any masterpiece-quality oak?
Sir Coth's Obsession	To start this quest, talk to Sir Coth in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I can't stop thinking about Rita. I know all elves are beneath me, but... oh, if only there was some way! But maybe I'm being a fool... can you find out if she has feelings for me?
Talking Mantises	To start this quest, talk to Sir Coth in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ The usual population of giant mantises has changed. They can talk now! And they have deadly acid attacks. I have no idea what the heck happened, but they're no longer an ignorable threat. Can you stomp them out? I'm stuck here, defending the gate...
Sewer Rats	To start this quest, talk to Sir Coth in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ The Council didn't finish improving this town before they were called away to deal with the demon problem. So we're making do with very expensive magics. For instance, the sewer wasn't finished, so we used a bunch of portals to connect it! Smart, eh? Unfortunately those portals are two-way, and field rats have started living in the sewers, coming out at night to eat the crops in the fields. Can you go deal with the issue? Thanks.
Graveyard Cleanup	To start this quest, talk to Sir Coth in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ It's illegal to cremate the dead, of course, because they might come back as ghosts. But burying them's hardly better! The graveyard southwest of town is the worst case I've ever seen. Can you clean it up a bit?
Ivory Horn (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Tadion in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I'm making a special ... device. For Ivyn. It's a ... well, anyway, it doesn't matter. I need a horn. A really nice one, maybe made of ivory? Or something even better if you come across it. Thanks.
Metal Slabs	To start this quest, talk to Tadion in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Blacksmithing is all about shaping metal. But we've been a little low on metal for a while now. I mean, there's not exactly an iron mine nearby. I generally make do, but I wouldn't mind some spare metal, that's for sure!
Lumber for the Forge	To start this quest, talk to Tadion in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I know Velkort thinks I should be able to keep the forge hot through my magic, but I'm afraid I was never very good at it. Hammering's more my thing. Can you get me some non-magical fuel for my fire? I'm running low.
Dinosaur Scales For Therese	To start this quest, talk to Therese in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I've been working on a new fertilizer using some dinosaur scales I had delivered from Statehelm. It's not working yet, but I think I'm getting closer! But I need more scales. Say, I heard someone say there were dinosaurs in the crypt! You know, the crypt at the back of the graveyard? I only ever saw horrible spiders, but I didn't go in very far. Could you look?
Therese Wants Hash Browns	To start this quest, talk to Therese in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ You know what I could go for? Some venison hash browns! But it's a secret family recipe. I guess regular old hash browns would do, too. If you happen to be cooking, could you fry me up some Hash Browns? Don't go to any trouble on my account, though.
Bone Meal (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Therese in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Hmm, running low on bone meal! Can you get me some more? The easiest way to get it is to rob tombs. Oh, it's okay, they aren't using it! Try the crypt at the back of the graveyard outside of town. It'll be pretty far in, since dumb old Marna already excavated all the easily-reached bone meal.
Velkort Wants Acid Claws	To start this quest, talk to Velkort in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Those strange talking mantises out in the fields have weird runes on their claws. Someone drew those on them! Can you gather some specimens for me? I want to know more about them.
Velkort Needs Spore Bombs	To start this quest, talk to Velkort in Serbule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ In addition to being an expert fire mage, I'm also quite the alchemist. Mycology, however, is beneath me. Mushrooms are ... dirty. But I have need of some simple explosive mushroom bombs. Perhaps you know how to make those?
Velkort Wants A Lobe	To start this quest, talk to Velkort in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ My research has hit a stumbling block. I need a specific item: the pulsing lobe of a Brain Bug. If only I had time to go out into the wilderness and search for them...
Velkort Desires Grapes	To start this quest, talk to Velkort in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Hm? No, I don't need anything. Wait, actually, have you got any grapes? I just want a snack.
Beneath the Red Crystal	To start this quest, talk to Velkort in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ You forgot something again: you're a simpleton. Of course it's a frequency! Now go visit the giant red crystal on the lake, touch it while thinking Alawambat, and you'll slip past it to whatever is underneath.
Unlocking the Crystal Lattice	To start this quest, talk to Velkort in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ To be added
Zhia Lian Event: The Elven Medicine	To start this quest, talk to Westley in Serbule.
The Red Crystal	To start this quest, talk to Yurra in Serbule.	“ Dalvos is responsible for an invading army of demons. He must know a way to stop them. Make him tell you! Okay. Where is Dalvos? There's two clues that suggest he's near you. First, his red crystals have been mysteriously appearing. Second, one of his old creations has been spotted in the woods: A species of brains on legs. Okay. So where do I start? I've seen an elf studying one of the big red crystals near here. She probably lives in the walled town. — excepts from dialogue with Yurra
Brain Bug Infestation	To start this quest, talk to Yurra in Serbule.	N/A
Get Crystal Samples	To start this quest, talk to Blanche. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. OPTIONAL: Start the quest The Red Crystal before talking to Blanche.	“ Hey there. You're new! I love new ones! Are you here for a reason, or just passing through? I'm here about some crystals? You mean the giant crystal out near the lake? What do you know about it? Who sent you? What do you plan to do about it? Are you form the Council? Where's your badge? WHO ARE YOU REALLY? I lost my memories, and... Oh no, another person? I thought you looked pretty disoriented! So you lost all your memory? You don't know anything? Nope, it's all gone. Well that's... that's really sad! I'm sorry for your loss. There was a different person, a human girl, stumbled into town the same way a few months ago, said she was trapped on an island nearby. Same thing happened to me! Damn. So you aren't from the Council at all. You just saw the big crystal and you're curious. Well, it's a variety of red crystal that we find all over the place, but usually the chunks are tiny. The only time any of us have seen a crystal this big is on the redwalls. Wait, what are the redwalls? You know, the gigantic red walls that criss-cross the continent and keep demons from invading? They're made of crystal and magic energy. But only a Council mage knows how to make them. Huh So anyway, enough blabbing. I've been trying to figure out where this came from by studying its crystal structure -- I'm an amateur geologician -- but I ran out of red crystal samples. Why don't you go and chip off some more samples for me? Yeah, okay, sure thing. [ Blanche gives a   Geomancy Awl and the quest Get Crystal Samples. ] Really? You're going to go off and do it? That's so sweet of you! Here, take this awl. Use it to chip some of the crystal. But be careful -- weird random stuff happens when you do it. I kind of almost died last time. So, uh, be careful. ... gee, thanks
The Bear in There	To start this quest, talk to Jara west of Serbule Keep. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Holy mother of pearl, do NOT go in there. BEAR! A huge one! In my barn! What am I going to do? I made that barn myself! It's my only one! And it ate my chickens!
Kill Tigers	To start this quest, talk to Joeh in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Welcome to town. A fellow swordsman, eh? Did you know that being a swordsman is more than just swinging the sword? There's a whole other dimension! I could teach you, but ... well, I don't know if you're ready. What's this technique? Prove your worth first and then I'll tell you. We've have a huge number of tigers show up near the docks northeast of town. Velkort said they're flowing in from another dimension or some ridiculous thing... but all I know is they're dangerous. Go kill them and come back. Oh, but I do have some armor and supplies for sale if you need them.
Get a Pig Snout	To start this quest, talk to Joeh in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I need a pig snout. A really good one. You need to be a pretty good skinner in order to get one, though, and I was never very good at skinning.
Fiery Secrets	To start this quest, talk to Marna in Serbule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Hey, do me a favor, go burn yourself on some of those eldritch candles scattered around the crypt southwest of town. I want to study the burn patterns. Each candle should leave a distinct burn mark. Just go touch four of them and come back. Oh it won't hurt THAT much, you big baby!
Kill Deer	To start this quest, talk to Marna. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. You start the quest through the Talk tab instead of the Do Favor most often seen for later NPC quests. When she offers the quest (see text below), select You got it! to accept the quest. If you are not ready to accept the quest, select I'll pass. I just want to shop. and she will offer you the quest when you next return.	“ Oh, while you're here, could you help me kill some deer? I need their hides for health and armor kits. Kill 10 of 'em and I'll give you some kits for free.
Find Mushrooms	To start this quest, talk to Mushroom Jack. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ So you've picked a shroomy huh? Pretty great feeling wasn't it? Yanking the life right out of the ground? Is... this a trick question? Ha ha ha! Of course it is! It's just a plant... no need for melodrama. Just a plant?! Mushrooms are the offspring of a long-dead race! When the Myconians come back, they'll use those mushrooms to destroy... you don't believe me, do you. I'm listening. Tell me more. I don't have anything to prove to you! When the Myconians return, you'll beg me to tell you my secrets! You're trying my patience. I'm sorry. Look, I'll tell you more if you do me a favor. Indeed! I've murdered mushrooms, and I'll murder again! So you know about the Myconians, eh? Eh? Yes! A kindred spirit! Nobody else believes us! Just keep it between you and me. Say, do me a favor? A favor? What do you need? Bring me 10 mushrooms and I'll tell you more. Maybe. If you aren't a Myconian spy! Okay

Eltibule Quests

Quest Name	Quest Prerequisites	Quest Preface
Kill Goblins
Obtain Potatoes
Hunting: Snails		Hunting: Snails Snails seem especially adept at consuming the ambient magic of their surroundings. Many varieties grow to incomprehensible size and if left unhindered, they can become so large that only an army of druids can take them down.
Hunting: Poison Slugs		Hunting: Poison Slugs The lakes of Eltibule are infested with these gigantic venomous slugs. With no natural predators, their growth is unchecked.
Hunting: Panthers		Hunting: Panthers The panthers here are native -- unlike the tigers -- but these panthers seem more vicious than one would expect. They act distracted, roused by an unknown energy.
Hunting: Mantises		Hunting: Mantises The giant mantises in Eltibule are not intelligent, but that doesn't make them easy to kill. They like to prey upon the distracted, hiding in tall grass until their victims come too close.
Hunting: Gnashers		Hunting: Gnashers The so-called Gnasher is a dinosaur from a distant land, imported by the Council to counter the uncontrolled spread of Uraks and other problem pests. However, gnashers are now as big a threat as any of the other invasive species. They are able to cut through armor with incredible ease.
Hunting: Fire Spiders		Hunting: Fire Spiders Fire spiders are a distinct species that breeds true, even though they were genetically engineered by crone witches centuries ago. Their innate fire protection is a marvel that Biology Sages are still desperate to unravel.
Hunting: Fey Panthers		Hunting: Fey Panthers These big green panthers come from the fairy realm. Semi-intelligent, they seek to cause mischief and destruction. Regular panthers seem to instinctively treat them as royalty, following their lead and protecting their flank.
Hunting: Ferocious Boars		Hunting: Ferocious Boars These boars are huge, deadly, and very aggressive. They are able to hold their own against enchanted cats, man-sized mantises, and house-sized snails. They are not afraid of people.
Hunting: Eltibule Bears		Hunting: Eltibule Bears The bears in Eltibule are odd. First, some of them are green. Second, they don't seem to act like bears should. They tend to gather in large aimless groups. It's not clear why they do this, but it's clearly not good.
Hunting: Cunning Wolves		Hunting: Cunning Wolves Wolves are most dangerous when they attack as a group. The wise hunter separates them to avoid their dreaded pack attack.
Kill Panthers
Chasing Dalvos to Eltibule
Druid: Droach Invasion	To participate in this quest, the player must be a Druid. An hour before the beginning of the event, all Druids will receive a Druidic Premonition indicating the coming of a Druidic Emergency.	“ The troubled valleys of Eltibule are even more dangerous than they should be. Droaches have leaked out of the dark places in the ground to cause mayhem to the surface ecologies. Druids, go now and make it right. Fire droaches flow from the dwarven statues and congregate near the central keep. Defeat them to lure out the more calculating electric droaches, and then defeat those as well.
Angling: The Scary Pike	To start this quest, angle by the southeast lake in Eltibule.	“ You are a reasonable fisher, I hope. This lake needs your help to remain a fishing paradise! A human dumped fish in this lake a season ago. One of those fish has grown into a cruel, gigantic, horrible death beast! It only comes out at night. Please get it out of here!
Angling: Poison Slug Infestation	To start this quest, angle by the waterfall in Eltibule or near the western bridge.	“ Can you hear me? Then you must answer my plea. I am but a humble immortal telepathic fish and I cannot save my home! There are slugs are everywhere! Please remove them!
Get Jesina's Help	To start this quest, complete quest Find Dalvos's Machine Parts.	“ Oritania wasn't able to assemble Dalvos's machine. She sent you to find a fairy in Eltibule named Jesina. She lives on Sie Antry's farm, west of Eltibule Keep.
Harvest Event: Whey for Braigon	To start this quest, talk to Braigon in Eltibule. The quest is available during the Fall Harvest. The quest Harvest Event: Learn About Tofu must be completed first.	“ I'm working on some mozzarella right now. Bring me some whey and we'll talk about the tofu.
Harvest Event: Firm Tofu	To start this quest, talk to Braigon in Eltibule. The quest is available during the Fall Harvest. The quest Harvest Event: Not Quite Meat must be completed first.	“ Tofu can be made in three main ways. Firm tofu is used when the recipe calls for a protein that won't fall apart! I can teach you how to make it in exchange for a fresh Brunost cheese.
Harvest Event: Soft Tofu	To start this quest, talk to Braigon in Eltibule. The quest is available during the Fall Harvest. The quest Harvest Event: Not Quite Meat must be completed first.	“ Tofu can be made in three main ways. Soft tofu is even mushier than regular tofu. Personally I think it tastes disgusting, but perhaps you're more cultured than me! I can teach you how to make it in exchange for a fresh brie.
Harvest Event: Not Quite Meat	To start this quest, talk to Braigon in Eltibule. The quest is available during the Fall Harvest. The quest Harvest Event: Rennet for Braigon must be completed first.	“ Now you know the most bland, basic tofu dish. Take that back to your rakshasa and see what he thinks. And if you want to know how to make fancier kinds of tofu, I suppose I could trade that fancy knowledge for some fancy cheese...
Harvest Event: Rennet for Braigon	To start this quest, talk to Braigon in Eltibule. The quest is available during the Fall Harvest. The quest Harvest Event: Whey for Braigon must be completed first.	“ Are you still stuck on the tofu thing? Tofu is useless on its own, that's why I stopped pursuing it. It's not really worth eating alone, like cheese is! I could teach you some nice cheese recipes instead ... No? Okay. Well I'm working on some Roquefort, and I need pungent rennet. Get it for me and I'll teach you a simple tofu recipe.
Quarter Hoops!	To start this quest, talk to Braigon in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Gods, I am so sick of making barrels! It's so hard! And so stupid! Sigh... and I just ran out of quarter hoops. Great. Just great. That means I have to talk that idiot Kalaba into making me some more.
The Perfect Cow Hide	To start this quest, talk to Braigon in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ I have this crazy recipe for cheese that ripens within the hide of a cow. Crazy gimmick, right?! Trouble is, it requires a perfectly-skinned cow hide. I'm a pretty terrible skinner, so that's not going to happen. But if you happen upon one, save it for me!
Milk!	To start this quest, talk to Braigon in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I need more milk! Always more milk! Those damned cows out there are so violent, too. Why can't they just calmly let me milk them?
Stomachs!	To start this quest, talk to Braigon in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I wish I was a butcher. They must be overflowing with animal stomachs! But not me. My last batch of cheese used vegetarian rennet. Eugh! If you find some stomachs, save me a few, would you?
Revenge For Slavery, Pt. 1	To start this quest, talk to George Madler in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Goblin slavers killed my wife and child, and I've only recently escaped slavery myself. I've come for revenge against the chiefs most responsible. And I've tracked them to this area! But it turns out I'm not much of an assassin. Are you? There are three goblins that need to die. The first's name is Fugorg, and he lives in the caves around here. But I hear he's on a pilgrimage to that weird statue out in the wilderness. Maybe you can find him there and cut his head off?
Revenge For Slavery, Pt. 3	To start this quest, talk to George Madler in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ The third person I need revenge on isn't really a goblin at all. It's a bear. A bear named Graz, famous for eating disobedient slaves. I lost track of where they'd moved Graz. There were some cave-ins around here recently, and the tribe that owned him is missing. Hell, Graz may be dead already. I just need to know Graz will never hurt another slave. Can you make sure of that?
Revenge For Slavery, Pt. 2	To start this quest, talk to George Madler in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ The second goblin was the ship captain that held my wife as a slave. But that ship sank. So instead, I'll take revenge on his son, Algapa. Seems fair, right? And best of all, his son is right here! He's trying to make a name for himself under Eltibule Keep! I bet it'll be no trouble to kill him. Well... probably a little trouble. But it would help me sleep at night.
Flowers for Dye Practice	To start this quest, talk to George Madler in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I've been experimenting with dyes, but I still haven't really got the hang of it. Ran out of raw materials, though! Could you help? I need some more of those red flowers that grow here. Red asters I think they're called.
Get Some Cotton	To start this quest, talk to George Madler in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Hey, if you're headed out into the wilds, mind picking any cotton you see for me?
Gratflower Millet (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Gretchen in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I wish I'd had time to get all the supplies out of the keep before I left! Those squatters make it hard to get my stuff out of there now. I had a crate of gratflower millet in there, and I think it's still good! Could you go get it for me? It's in the front tower -- you'll walk under it as you enter the keep. Oh, the wooden stairs to the towers were torn down, so you'll have to be a little creative.
Muntok Peppercorns (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Gretchen in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ When I was the chef for Lord Eltibule, he let me import all kinds of exotic spices! One that I used to love was muntok pepper. Hard to find it if you're not an orc, or insanely rich! But it makes the best spicy soups.
Cream for Potatoes	To start this quest, talk to Gretchen in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ My main food is potatoes. I use other foods when I can get 'em, but potatoes are what get me through the long winters. Anyway, I fucking hate potatoes! At the very least, it'd be nice to have some sour cream, you know?
Paying Debts	To start this quest, talk to Helena Veilmoor in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I... kind of have a gambling problem. Had a gambling problem. I'm better now! But there's these mantises that I owe money to. Like, several million councils. Don't look at me like that! How was I supposed to know they were psychics?! So, yeah. They're gonna rip off my head and lay eggs in my neck unless I get them their money. But they said they'd give me more time if I got them some gems they want. I've gotten a lot of them, but I need a few more. If you happened upon some obsidian, save them for me?
Game Night Is Calling	To start this quest, talk to Helena in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ It's just so boring here! I figured maybe I could get a card game going. But I need some supplies! Can you get me some game chips? Whatever denomination doesn't matter. I just need a handful of them to get the games started!
Gruzark's Works	To start this quest, talk to Helena in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Both Hogan and I love poetry -- we met at a reading in the Vicious Bat in Statehelm. I miss my hometown a lot. Hey, I heard that a poet named Gruzark lives around here. I'm not sure where, exactly. But can you get me his autograph? Or just something he wrote? I'd really appreciate it!
Hooks	To start this quest, talk to Helena in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. You must have previously completed Paying Debts in order to undertake this quest.	“ I like Hogan a lot. And more importantly, he can protect me from the mantises if they come looking for me here. I wanted to get him something nice, to stay on his good side. Can you help? Hogan keeps talking about a "claw-staff" he wants to make. But he needs some sort of hook claw things to make it. Can you get some of those, whatever they are?
Preventing a Predictable Problem	To start this quest, talk to Hogan in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Sie Antry and I have been working to keep the roads safe, but it's a very hard battle. But I foresee a new problem that I'd like to nip in the bud. Can you help? To the east of here, near the waterfall, a herd of Gnashers has moved in. And they're breeding! This will be very bad soon. Can you kill off some of the Gnasher Matriarchs before the whole land is overrun?
Guavas of the Land	To start this quest, talk to Hogan in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I'm a bit of a fruit nut. (Do you get it?) I love the guavas that grow around here. Wish I had time to collect some.
Sie's Roadside Assistance	To start this quest, talk to Hogan in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ My friend Sie Antry and I share the duty of keeping the monster population thinned out. But recently I feel that Sie's been shirking her duties. Perhaps she's overwhelmed. Can you visit her and see?
Save Sarina	To start this quest, talk to Jesina in Eltibule or find Sarina in the Goblin Dungeon. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. This quest may not appear in your quest list.	“ I'm so worried about Sarina. It's driving me crazy! I wish I could do something! Where's Sarina? She's been kidnapped by goblins! They take fairies as slaves and make us do horrible, horrible things. I can't even think about it. Stop it, brain, stop thinking about it! I'll do what I can to save her. Thank you! But don't get enslaved yourself! I couldn't stand the thought of that. I have enough trouble sleeping as it is! Don't worry. I'll be careful. Okay. And... I really appreciate your concern.
Orange Proof	To start this quest, talk to Jesina in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. This quest is only available to Scary Beast Forms.	“ Jesina asked you to bring her some oranges as proof that you aren't a scary monster.
Flitterbies (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Jesina in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor. You must have previously completed Save Sarina in order to undertake this quest.	“ I think it'll cheer Sarina up if I make a bouquet of flowers like we used to have back home. But of course mom used flowers native to the fey realm... Hey, actually, I know where you can get some! Look for the wooden pillars nearby. They were going to make a new city out there, but then they gave up. But they planted some Flitterbies early on, and those suckers are hard to kill! I bet there's still some out there.
Sarina's Lost Clothes	To start this quest, talk to Jesina in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor. You must have previously completed Save Sarina in order to undertake this quest.	“ When the Council was planning out the new town that never happened here, they built a model home to try to attract settlers. It's just past that hill over there. So here's the thing: Sarina used to live there, alone, until goblins kidnapped her in the basement one day. She says she's never going anywhere near there again. But her clothes are there, and she's stretching out all my blouses! Can you go find her stuff?
Potato Dinner	To start this quest, talk to Jesina in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I've been so worried about my sister that I've barely grown enough food to keep us fed. Would you mind bringing me some potatoes? I'll give you a fair trade for them.
Pick-Me-Up	To start this quest, talk to Jesina in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. You must have previously completed Save Sarina in order to undertake this quest.	“ Sarina has been so unhappy since she came home. I know time is what she needs now, but maybe chemicals can speed the process up! Can you get me some Pick-Me-Up Juice? It's an old alchemy recipe that puts a smile on your face for a while.
Urak Mandibles	To start this quest, talk to Jumjab in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I set up camp here so that I could kill the Tor-Uraks and take their mandibles. Sometimes you get a good, strong mandible from them, and those are precious to me! But it turns out Tor-Uraks are much, much too dangerous for me to kill. Do you have any mandibles, by chance?
Perfectly Round Pebbles	To start this quest, talk to Jumjab in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I'm about to make another batch of fetish powder, and I'm out of pebbles! I need a couple of really smooth round pebbles. They help agitate the mixture while it's cooking. There's no easy place to find them, but they seem to pop up all over the place. Do you have any?
Sachets of Onion Powder	To start this quest, talk to Jumjab in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I use special fetish pouches when I commune with the dead. One of the ingredients is dried onion, and I'm out. I'll give you good money if you have some!
Phlogiston Basics	To start this quest, talk to Kalaba in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Since I already taught you Transmutation, you're ready to go find weak magical items and turn them into phlogiston for me. Bring me some low-grade packets of Phlogiston. As a Transmutation beginner, you'll need to find Uncommon (green-label) magic items that are no higher than level 30. Use the Transmutation recipe you learned to distill these items to Phlogiston.
Delivering Phlogiston to Makara	To start this quest, talk to Kalaba in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. The quest More Sturdy Phlogiston must be completed.	“ I have another delivery of phlogiston for my buyer in the Ilmari desert, but I don't have time to go all that way. I know it's dangerous, but I believe in you: you're sturdy enough to go in my place! Take this to Makara. She's in the northeast part of the Ilmari desert. She's living in a ruined building with a red-and-white striped tarp for a roof. And listen to me carefully: when I go to the desert, I always travel with Kleave or at least Oritania. I'm sturdy, but I'm not stupid! The desert is way more dangerous than here. You can still do this, though. Discretion can be sturdy! Avoid confrontation! Oh, how do you get to Ilmari? It's just past the Kur Mountains to the north. You, uh, might need to bring some warm-weather gear for that part of the trip...
Sturdy Phlogiston	To start this quest, talk to Kalaba in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. The quest Phlogiston Basics must be completed.	“ Did you know phlogiston comes in many quality levels? The worst kind is 'Unsturdy Phlogiston'. Well, Makara called it 'Shoddy Phlogiston'. Either way, it's garbage. Then there's 'Semi-Sturdy Phlogiston', which Makara calls 'Rough Phlogiston'. It's okay, but not very sturdy. What I need is Sturdy Phlogiston, which Makara called 'Crude Phlogiston'. Just bring it to me and I'll deliver it.
More Sturdy Phlogiston	To start this quest, talk to Kalaba in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. The quest Sturdy Phlogiston must be completed.	“ I've sent the phlogiston off to my buyer, and now she wants some more! I need the same grade of phlogiston as before. Are you up for it?
Kill Fey Panthers	To start this quest, talk to Kalaba in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ To be added
The Mauler (quest)	To start this quest, talk to Kleave in Eltibule.	“
Event: Eyeball Decorations	To start this quest, talk to Kleave in Eltibule.	We need colorful and shiny decorations. After consulting with Kalaba, I have decided that the best colorful and shiny decorations would be the eyes of fallen foes. However, we should not use the eyes of sentient creatures. Hogan said that the tree should radiate peace. So animal eyes will have to do. Perhaps cat or dinosaur eyes.
Event: Festival Tree in Eltibule	To start this quest, talk to Kleave in Eltibule.
Event: Fiery Tree-Topper	To start this quest, talk to Kleave in Eltibule.	The top of the tree must be a beautiful beacon of strength and honor. Kalaba has been working on an appropriately beautiful blade to sit atop the tree. My contribution is to light it on fire with harmless decorative flames. I know a rakshasa recipe for decorative fire, but I need a large amount of fire dust!
Event: Grapefish For The Tree	To start this quest, talk to Kleave in Eltibule.	Hogan gave us many complex requirements. Fragrance, sentiment, color, and reflectiveness must all be taken into account. I have it: fish! Shiny, colorful, fragrant, and sentimental ... to me, at least. Fetch fresh grapefish!
Event: Wood For The Tree	To start this quest, talk to Kleave in Eltibule.	Hogan explained that the tree should be decorated with a number of small orbs. This seems trivial. Please fetch some lumber and I shall carve some balls. Maple is fragrant; we should use that.
Scrap Paintings	To start this quest, talk to Kleave in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Those goblins love artwork. I hate it! Bring me some of the lesser-valued pieces. I use them as floor coverings to keep my tanning chemicals from seeping into the groundwater.
Power Potions!	To start this quest, talk to Kleave in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I have a long work order to get through today. I need refreshment! You've been down into the goblin basement, no? Do you have any power potions? The goblins love to carry them.
Strips	To start this quest, talk to Kleave in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Drat! Out of scrap pelts again! Can you run and get me some leather strips?
Mystery Rocks	To start this quest, talk to Mythander in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ I suppose I could teach you horse-riding if you did a favor for me. You see, I despise goblins for obvious reasons, and there's talk of goblin miners in this area. I need to know what they're mining. You know how to kill a goblin, right? And swing a mining pick? Good, this should be easy for you! Note: Completion requires Mining 15. I've heard there is a "model home" somewhere around here -- a fake house. If you climb into the basement and get past some goblins, there's a cave underneath. Find out what the goblins are mining in that cave! Go to the very end and mine whatever's there. Bring me a sample.
Learn Oritania's Secret Info	To start this quest, talk to Oritania in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. The quest Chasing Dalvos to Eltibule must be completed first.
Find Dalvos's Machine Parts	To start this quest, talk to Oritania in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. The quest Learn Oritania's Secret Info must be completed first.	“ Oritania in Eltibule told you about a device used by Dalvos to teleport to another place. The pieces of a spare machine are somewhere in the goblin dungeon below Eltibule Keep. If you find all the pieces listed below, Oritania will give you the final piece.
Kill Spiders	To start this quest, talk to Oritania in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ To be added
Percy's Gamble (50-person)	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule.	You have a lot of friends, right? I need your help fast or I won't make it. When the moon was new, I called upon Talerra to find out where my wife's soul went. She answered me! And now I pay her customary price: I can't feel hope for a full year. I know it sounds foolish, but I thought I'd outsmarted her by stockpiling Pick-Me-Up Juice. As long as I'm on the Juice, I can feel some hope, but when it wears off I go almost catatonic. Last time that happened, I almost died of dehydration before Hogan happened to stop by. So I try to keep it in my system at all times, but I was never very good at math, and a few hundred bottles won't last even close to a year! I need a bigger supply. I also need something to inhibit my memories... there's a potion that does it, but damned if I can get a steady supply of it. But any amount is helpful. Oh, and I'd be much obliged if you could clean up some of those damned fairy bears! I haven't been able to get to thinning their numbers myself recently.
Percy's Gamble (25-person)	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule.	You have a lot of friends, right? I need your help fast or I won't make it. When the moon was new, I called upon Talerra to find out where my wife's soul went. She answered me! And now I pay her customary price: I can't feel hope for a full year. I know it sounds foolish, but I thought I'd outsmarted her by stockpiling Pick-Me-Up Juice. As long as I'm on the Juice, I can feel some hope, but I go almost catatonic when it wears off. Last time that happened, I almost died of dehydration before Hogan happened to stop by. So I try to keep it in my system at all times. But I was never very good at math, and a few hundred bottles won't last even close to a year! I need a bigger supply. I also need something to inhibit my memories of despair... it makes the Juice last longer. Some ditzy elf gave me a few bottles last week, but she said she can't make enough to keep me going. Elves: always flaking out when you need 'em! Ahem... no offense to you and your friends, of course.
Percy's Gamble (10-person)	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule.	You have a lot of friends, right? I need your help fast or I won't make it. When the moon was new, I called upon Talerra to find out where my wife's soul went. She answered me! And now I pay her customary price: I can't feel hope for a full year. I know it sounds foolish, but I thought I'd outsmarted her by stockpiling Pick-Me-Up Juice. As long as I'm on the Juice, I can feel some hope, but I go almost catatonic when it wears off. Last time that happened, I almost died of dehydration before Hogan happened to stop by. So I try to keep it in my system at all times. But I was never very good at math, and a few hundred bottles won't last even close to a year! I need a bigger supply.
Lydia's Ghost	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ There's this goblin off a long way from here. Met him? Named Jumjab. He says he can talk to dead people. I want him to visit here and tell me if he can sense my Lydia in the ground. I dunno why. Just... to know. Oh, you know goblinese, right?
Saltpeter for Percy Evans	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Been thinking about the portal those green bears use to get back into our world. I'm gonna try blowin' it up! I know an old recipe for explosions... just need a bunch of saltpeter.
Groupie Killing	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Seen them green bears out there? They're dangerous as hell, but don't bother killin' em, they're fey! They just come right back a week later! And so do those damned green panthers, must be fey too. But there are some ordinary bears that follow 'em around, charmed by their magic. Kill those ordinary bears and we can at least start to lower the danger!
Storming the Nexus (10-person)	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule. You must have previously completed Guild: Percy's Gamble (10-person) in order to undertake this quest.	When I beseeched Talerra, she told me what I'd somehow known all along: my Lydia didn't fade into blessed nothing. The thing that killed her captured her soul and keeps it as a trinket. I'm helpless to save her -- she's in that damned fairy realm, but it's not reachable from the portal I know about. There must be some other way to get in. If you find the way in, kill all the fiends you can! Look for a floaty snake thing called the Despair Puck. It will have Lydia's soul.
Storming the Nexus (25-person)	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule. You must have previously completed Guild: Percy's Gamble (25-person) in order to undertake this quest.	When I beseeched Talerra, she told me what I'd somehow known all along: my Lydia didn't fade into blessed nothing. The thing that killed her captured her soul and keeps it as a trinket. I'm helpless to save her -- she's in that damned fairy realm, but it's not reachable from the portal I know about. There must be some other way to get in. If you find the way in, kill all the fiends you can! Look for a floaty snake thing called the Despair Puck. It will have Lydia's soul.
Storming the Nexus (50-person)	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule. You must have previously completed Guild: Percy's Gamble (50-person) in order to undertake this quest.	When I beseeched Talerra, she told me what I'd somehow known all along: my Lydia didn't fade into blessed nothing. The thing that killed her captured her soul and keeps it as a trinket. I'm helpless to save her -- she's in that damned fairy realm, but it's not reachable from the portal I know about. There must be some other way to get in. If you find the way in, kill all the fiends you can! Look for a floaty snake thing called the Despair Puck. It will have Lydia's soul.
Reclaiming Lydia (10-person)	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule. You must have previously completed Guild: Storming the Nexus (10-person) in order to undertake this quest.	I need you to help me reincarnate Lydia. Her soul is still trapped in this bauble you retrieved for me, but I think I can get her a new body. How? Well... don't ask me how I got a hold of this ritual, because that would make you sad. Instead, just help me bring her back! I need some very specific ingredients. Lord Eltibule is buried with one part. The other parts might be harder to find... but you're resourceful, you can do it!
Reclaiming Lydia (25-person)	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule. You must have previously completed Guild: Storming the Nexus (25-person) in order to undertake this quest.	I need you to help me reincarnate Lydia. Her soul is still trapped in this bauble you retrieved for me, but I think I can get her a new body. How? Well... don't ask me how I got a hold of this ritual, because that would make you sad. Instead, just help me bring her back! I need some very specific ingredients. Lord Eltibule is buried with one part. The other parts might be harder to find... but you're resourceful, you can do it!
Reclaiming Lydia (50-person)	To start this quest, talk to Percy Evans in Eltibule. You must have previously completed Guild: Storming the Nexus (50-person) in order to undertake this quest.	I need you to help me reincarnate Lydia. Her soul is still trapped in this bauble you retrieved for me, but I think I can get her a new body. How? Well... don't ask me how I got a hold of this ritual, because that would make you sad. Instead, just help me bring her back! I need some very specific ingredients. Lord Eltibule is buried with one part. The other parts might be harder to find... but you're resourceful, you can do it!
Collect Giant Snail Shells	To start this quest, talk to Sie Antry in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Can you get me some perfect snail shells? They need to be perfect, and those are harder to find. But I only need two of 'em.
Safe For Travel	To start this quest, talk to Sie Antry in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ Used to be, some orcs would come by to trade. Made some good money, even if they are assholes. But rival orcs released all kinds of monsters in the area and now nobody comes here. Can you help make it safe again?
Kill Giant Mantises	To start this quest, talk to Sie Antry in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Yeah, there's some mantises out there that are causin' trouble. Can you go whack 'em? They're getting too close for comfort.
Kill Giant Snails	To start this quest, talk to Sie Antry in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. You must have previously completed Kill Giant Mantises in order to undertake this quest.	“ Oh for fuck's sake. Now the snails are gettin' too close! Go clear those out too, okay?
Spiders Too Near The Herd	To start this quest, talk to Suspicious Cow in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	There should be plenty of grazing space for the herd, but all these weird monsters are making life tough. Maybe if some of the fire spiders east of here were to mysteriously die...
Snail Invasion	To start this quest, talk to Suspicious Cow in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor. This quest is only available for Wardens. This quest is only available during an event in the area.	Why did you take so long to show up? It's because I said I needed help with snails, isn't it? You aren't taking me seriously! These aren't normal snails, they're huge snails! Bigger than a cow! BIGGER THAN A COW! An incredible number of snails have hatched and they're ruining everything. They're in the east, they're in the west... at least they aren't in the north, but that's only because the horrible gnashers and uraks can eat them. They're EVERYWHERE ELSE! And guess what snails eat? GRASS! They eat my herd's food! So maybe it's not life or death today, but just you wait! I had to call for help! So get to it, Warden!
Gnasher Invasion	To start this quest, talk to Suspicious Cow in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Despised] favor. This quest is only available for Wardens. This quest is only available during an event in the area.	Finally! I did the summoning ritual hours ago! Why do you Wardens even bother with a summoning ritual if you're just going to ignore me for HOURS while terrible things happen?! It's the gnashers! They usually keep their distance and stay northwest of here, but now they've been spreading towards us. They killed a bull this morning! It was a bit north of here. And... they ate him! They ATE him! And nobody in that castle over there cares one bit! Please hurry. I know I'm delicious. It's only a matter of time!
The Errana Bunny's Egg Hunt	To start this quest, talk to The Errana Bunny in Eltibule. The quest is available only to Rabbit form characters. The quest is only available during the Errana event.	“ The Errana Bunny has challenged you to an egg hunt! Find the blue, yellow and red Errana Eggs scattered throughout Eltibule and Serbule. Once you have found them all, return to The Errana Bunny to collect your prize. IMPORTANT: You must remain in bunny form for the duration of this quest! If you jump out of bunny form for any reason, this quest will fail and you will have to start over!
An Experiment Involving Rats	To start this quest, talk to Thimble Pete in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ I have a new idea for my fall line up! But I need something really crass to push it over the top. I know just the thing. Can you get me a really high-quality rat pelt? It'll make an amazingly awful hat.
Cotton Pickin'	To start this quest, talk to Thimble Pete in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Oh, you look like the sort who works with their hands. Have you any cotton to spare? I could use some. Seeded and carded, of course.
Cocktails for Thimble Pete	To start this quest, talk to Thimble Pete in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ It gets so boring eating Hogan's cooking! What I wouldn't do for some fruit cocktail. Any kind would do, really. I'm not picky.
Finding Yasinda's Daughter	To start this quest, talk to Yasinda in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ It's been almost a decade since I heard from my daughter. Last I heard she'd taken up with filthy human "sage" who promised to teach her secret human knowledge. Ha! Human knowledge! Anyway, the sage traveled here and then contacted Sinda and told her to come find him. I'm sure they're both dead by now. But I want to know. Please bring me proof of Sinda's death. In the note, he told her to find his lean-to under a giant boulder. He said he could just hear the sounds of a waterfall.
Kar-Get on Villas Wake	To start this quest, talk to Yasinda in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. You must have previously completed Finding Yasinda's Daughter in order to undertake this quest.	“ Well, Sinda's dead. I blame that human that brought her to this horrible place. Unfortunately he has no mate to commit Kar-Get upon. Perhaps he has children. Find out for me. I am not an expert at combat, but I will have my vengeance. I know that the human stayed at Eltibule Keep years ago, before the duke abandoned it. And like all human sages, he was a prolific journaler. Perhaps he left something there that would illuminate matters.
Explosive Ink for Yasinda	To start this quest, talk to Yasinda in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. You must have previously completed Kar-Get on Villas Wake in order to undertake this quest.	“ I have decided not to take Kar-Get on Wake's daughter. It is right and just, but I would feel too guilty. Instead I will use my trade to honor her. I will make an explosive map, and give Sinda a symbolic burial by fire. Hm, I am out of explosive ink. Do you have any?
Sulfur For Yetta	To start this quest, talk to Yetta in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Comfortable] favor.	“ Okay a tough one... can you get me some sulfur? I have no idea where you'd find it around here, but I need some!
Mandrake Root (Quest)	To start this quest, talk to Yetta in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Friends] favor.	“ This one's even harder. I'm sorry! But if you can find some mandrake root, I'd be really appreciative!
Spider Legs For Yetta	To start this quest, talk to Yetta in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Yes, actually... can you grab me some spider legs? I need them for new potions. Big or small, doesn't matter.
Feathers For Yetta	To start this quest, talk to Yetta in Eltibule. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor.	“ Can you grab some feathers for me? Shouldn't be hard...
Hogan's Request	To start this quest, talk to Hogan in Hogan's Keep. The quest is available at [Neutral] favor. Hogan will not offer the dialogue under the Talk tab to begin this quest to players in an animal form.	“ Make yourself comfortable in my courtyard. Can you teach me Staff fighting? Yes. But I only want serious students. If you're willing to show your interest by performing a few small tasks for me, I'd be delighted to teach you.